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Jeff Parks

  • joined Aug 13, 2009
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A strikingly uninteresting person from NYS who follows all teams NY and the entire NFL. Sometimes I write things when people ask me nicely or give me money.

Featured writer, discussion moderator, and color commentator at the best damn Jets site, Gang Green Nation. Co-host of GGN Live radio program.

Taking your questions, comments, and hate mail for Mailbag segments.

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  • MLB New York Mets
  • NBA New York Knicks
  • NFL New York Jets
  • NCAAF Syracuse Orange
  • NHL New York Islanders
  • NASCAR Driving is not a sport
  • Fantasy Jenny Vrentas broke my heart
  • Figure Skating Scott Hamilton is p. cool idk
Recent Activity
I guess when you think about it he was pretty far down the depth chart
Commented on Roster Update: New York Jets Cut Lankster, Sign Edds on Sep 1 2014, 8:20p - 1 reply
I've had to open it up and vacuum it out twice.
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #106: Stronger Together on Sep 1 2014, 4:57p - 1 reply
Whoever used to have my phone number has distant relatives who just will not get the hint
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #106: Stronger Together on Sep 1 2014, 4:55p - 1 reply
Not really
Commented on Jets vs. Raiders: Jets Open as 5 Point Favorites on Sep 1 2014, 3:48p
I'm really glad we didn't pick him
Commented on New York Jets Flight Connections 9-1-14 on Sep 1 2014, 3:33p
If Manning is better I'm not sure if it's the right move for the Jets
Commented on New York Jets Flight Connections 9-1-14 on Sep 1 2014, 3:32p
I liked NOFX and Rancid but I always got the impression that they were really watered down punk so I never counted myself a fan of the genre
Commented on New York Jets Flight Connections 9-1-14 on Sep 1 2014, 3:30p
When I was young, the difference between metal and hardcore for me was the crowd
Commented on New York Jets Flight Connections 9-1-14 on Sep 1 2014, 3:29p
Even in a bad year, the Jets are pretty much THE "any given Sunday" team you don't count out
Commented on Jets vs. Raiders: Jets Open as 5 Point Favorites on Sep 1 2014, 3:08p - 1 reply
Well the media has been buzzing about AA playing CB but I think that's just an assumption that gained traction
Commented on Jets vs. Raiders: Jets Open as 5 Point Favorites on Sep 1 2014, 3:06p - 1 reply
Also, I think this game will establish a good baseline for what we can expect out of both teams this season
Commented on Jets vs. Raiders: Jets Open as 5 Point Favorites on Sep 1 2014, 3:04p - 1 reply
Yo
Commented on Jets vs. Raiders: Jets Open as 5 Point Favorites on Sep 1 2014, 3:02p - 3 replies
Ugh
Commented on Jets vs. Raiders: Jets Open as 5 Point Favorites on Sep 1 2014, 3:00p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Jets vs. Raiders: Jets Open as 5 Point Favorites on Sep 1 2014, 2:56p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on Jets vs. Raiders: Jets Open as 5 Point Favorites on Sep 1 2014, 2:47p - 1 reply
We get rid of captains because of personnel issues
Commented on Team Captains on Sep 1 2014, 2:35p
This club is a joke
Commented on Team Captains on Sep 1 2014, 2:11p - 3 replies
There's plenty of room for both to be problems
Commented on CB Isn't The Problem, WR Is on Sep 1 2014, 2:07p - 2 replies
I have a 10 year old Dell I never ever shut down
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #106: Stronger Together on Sep 1 2014, 1:46p - 1 reply
Sure
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #106: Stronger Together on Sep 1 2014, 1:46p - 1 reply
You got a couple days left to make it happen if you want
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #106: Stronger Together on Sep 1 2014, 1:45p
Cool?
Commented on New York Jets Roster: 2014 Final Cuts on Aug 31 2014, 9:17p - 1 reply
The guy who made up that rumor did, however.
Commented on New York Jets Claim CB Leon McFadden on Aug 31 2014, 4:19p
I don't want to cash this year in
Commented on New York Jets Release CB Dimitri Patterson on Aug 31 2014, 1:44p
Cool
Commented on New York Jets Claim CB Leon McFadden on Aug 31 2014, 1:42p
...and yet here we are somehow
Commented on New York Jets Release CB Dimitri Patterson on Aug 31 2014, 1:25p
If Ben was Hill's agent that would explain a whole lot
Commented on Stephen Hill's Agent Rips New York Jets on Aug 31 2014, 1:17p
...
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #106: Stronger Together on Aug 30 2014, 9:51p - 1 reply
I'd be willing to lose an enormous amount of face and have him be right about Joseph
Commented on New York Jets Roster: 2014 Final Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 9:39p
With Patterson, foresight was 20/20 for everybody not named John Idzik
Commented on New York Jets Roster: 2014 Final Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 9:14p - 1 reply
I'm not the thought police, contrary to what you might think :P
Commented on New York Jets Roster: 2014 Final Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 8:48p - 1 reply
I heard quite a bit of made up stuff today as well but I didn't decide to go around spreading it
Commented on New York Jets Roster: 2014 Final Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 7:08p - 1 reply
A nobody who makes stuff up.
Commented on New York Jets Roster: 2014 Final Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 6:55p - 1 reply
for Coples for Powers
Voted on Aug 30 2014, 6:40p
for Send him off with a parting gift of our collective boot to his behind.
Voted on Aug 30 2014, 6:36p
If two hadn't fallen to IR already it would be statistically impressive
Commented on New York Jets Roster: 2014 Final Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 5:49p - 1 reply
Good Grief
Commented on New York Jets Roster: 2014 Final Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 5:47p - 1 reply
If I'm being perfectly honest I don't know enough about him, I just have other peoples opinions to go off of
Commented on New York Jets Roster: 2014 Final Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 5:45p - 2 replies
Both are good enough to keep in a secondary this bad even if you add a FA
Commented on New York Jets Roster: 2014 Final Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 5:40p - 2 replies
for Jeff Parks is my greatest foe and I will dedicate my life to making him suffer
Voted on Aug 30 2014, 5:10p
Final Cuts Thread since this is getting crowded/slow
Commented on New York Jets Cutdown Watch Thread on Aug 30 2014, 5:00p
New York Jets Roster: 2014 Final Cuts
Posted on Aug 30 2014, 5:00p
No Subject
Commented on New York Jets Release CB Dimitri Patterson on Aug 30 2014, 4:14p
There's individual threads of Hill and Patterson
Commented on New York Jets Cutdown Watch Thread on Aug 30 2014, 4:10p
Eric Mangold would be crushed if he heard you talking about him like that
Commented on New York Jets Release CB Dimitri Patterson on Aug 30 2014, 4:08p - 3 replies
BREAKING: People who play very well get more slack than those who can't play at all: more details tonight at 11.
Commented on New York Jets Release CB Dimitri Patterson on Aug 30 2014, 4:07p
The disaster isn't Patterson himself which was pretty low-risk, but who we DIDN'T sign in lieu of him
Commented on New York Jets Release CB Dimitri Patterson on Aug 30 2014, 4:06p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on New York Jets Release CB Dimitri Patterson on Aug 30 2014, 4:04p
Normally I'd agree with you, and the Cimini tweet was like a vulture in the desert
Commented on New York Jets Release CB Dimitri Patterson on Aug 30 2014, 4:02p - 1 reply
The article right before this had him going for the catch
Commented on Stephen Hill's Agent Rips New York Jets on Aug 30 2014, 3:55p - 1 reply
for Yeah, he's terrible.
Voted on Aug 30 2014, 3:53p
New York Jets Release CB Dimitri Patterson
Posted on Aug 30 2014, 3:52p
Stephen Hill's Agent Rips New York Jets
Posted on Aug 30 2014, 3:34p
This
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games for violating personal conduct policy on Aug 29 2014, 4:38p
I'm not convinced anything Aldon Smith did collectively was worse than Ray Rice's single incident
Commented on Aldon Smith suspended 9 games for violating personal conduct policy on Aug 29 2014, 4:08p
He'd be perfect for the youthful reimagining of a much older character
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #106: Stronger Together on Aug 29 2014, 3:30p - 1 reply
Jack Huston from Boardwalk Empire would be an infinitely better choice since they seem hell bent on going pretty young with the actor
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #106: Stronger Together on Aug 29 2014, 3:25p - 1 reply
I don't think being a melvin in high school automatically translates into bad reporting
Commented on The New York Jets Will Not Announce Moves Until Saturday on Aug 29 2014, 3:19p - 1 reply
It's not even remotely plausible, sorry bro
Commented on Let's Make A Deal! on Aug 29 2014, 3:14p
for By the end of the year, Dee Milliner is the (consensus) top CB in the league
Voted on Aug 29 2014, 3:13p
I'm glad you're OK
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #106: Stronger Together on Aug 29 2014, 2:49p - 1 reply
I've never been a fan of his although I don't explicitly dislike him either
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #106: Stronger Together on Aug 29 2014, 2:45p - 2 replies
I don't know how it works now but before SBN did the format change your favorite teams SBN blogs would appear on the sidebar of Shutdown Corner and other features
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #106: Stronger Together on Aug 29 2014, 2:47a
I'll lift this ban in a couple of days
Commented on Why the Jets should keep Stephen Hill on Aug 29 2014, 2:36a
And the smartass reply earns you a vacation
Commented on Why the Jets should keep Stephen Hill on Aug 29 2014, 2:14a - 1 reply
You can't be rid of what you never had
Commented on Jets vs. Eagles Final Score: Eagles 37, Jets 7 on Aug 29 2014, 1:55a - 1 reply
Didn't you just post a picture of an amputee as a joke earlier tonight?
Commented on Why the Jets should keep Stephen Hill on Aug 29 2014, 1:49a - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #105: Right By Your Side on Aug 29 2014, 12:18a
Dude he looks DOSED out in the 2nd pic
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #105: Right By Your Side on Aug 29 2014, 12:17a
The cat living here doesn't really go in for licking stuff besides herself
Commented on GGN Thread About Nothing #105: Right By Your Side on Aug 29 2014, 12:16a
Alright kids, let's get your predictions for Jets season record.
Commented on Jets vs. Eagles Open Thread on Aug 28 2014, 9:35p - 7 replies
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