Witten_no_helmet

Jennawynn

  • joined Sep 07, 2012
  • last login Sep 02, 2014
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No they surgically removed it at the quarter. Figured he'd do better without it.
Commented on Cowboys @ Dolphins: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:49p
injuries and free agency?
Commented on Cowboys @ Dolphins: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:44p
Yeah... you gonna be the one to tell him to sit down? lol
Commented on Cowboys @ Dolphins: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:33p - 1 reply
Should have figured out how to levitate like Miles.
Commented on Cowboys @ Dolphins: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:31p
But does Hester play the other side? At all? Harris is one of the best ST gunners/tacklers too.
Commented on Cowboys @ Dolphins: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:29p
Maybe Dez but we aren't risking him anymore.
Commented on Cowboys @ Dolphins: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:26p - 1 reply
HA As soon as I saw that ball bounce I knew it was a highlight play.
Commented on Cowboys @ Dolphins: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:24p
Church, Wilcox, Scandrick... all play like they want to hit somebody. And CARR WITH A TACKLE?!?
Commented on Cowboys @ Dolphins: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:21p
IS THAT CHURCH??!? I didn't realize he'd play today! <3
Commented on Cowboys @ Dolphins: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:21p
53 trying the Ware chop. I saw you, lol
Commented on Cowboys @ Dolphins: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:19p
Watch his break tackles........... nobody even touched him before Durant jumped on him. What broken tackles?
Commented on Cowboys @ Dolphins: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 23 2014, 7:19p
Don't think the game's on tv here so I'll be following as best I can at least til the starters are done. Not enough time or patience to get as in depth as you need to to watch the little guys play. :(
Commented on Cowboys @ Dolphins: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 23 2014, 6:53p
NPH is one of the biggest names in entertainment right now. Who cares about "being masculine"?
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 16 2014, 8:03p - 3 replies
SCAN
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 16 2014, 7:57p
ugh all our d goes right, rice comes out the other side.
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 16 2014, 7:55p
at least *somebody* got him down this time
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 16 2014, 7:54p
lol Tony "Trying to improve my defensive statistics."
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 16 2014, 7:53p - 1 reply
even with our 2s! Could totally be! (Might *need* to be)
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:50p
As long as we keep Dez, TWill, Harris, Beas, I'm ok with it.
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:50p - 1 reply
lol That's what happens when you don't let the D on the field.
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:49p
Appears he may not get a completion in the 1st though!
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:42p
wow that was a nice PBU. Was that luck? Or did he see it coming?
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:38p - 2 replies
blew that one dead too early too I think.
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:36p
already had 2!
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:35p
back shoulder to Dez all day. We'll be all right. Gas their D. I think it's a good plan!
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:32p
Just keep Flacco on the bench. We'll handle this. lol
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:30p
or bipolar football disease. We're coming of the manic, now for the depression.
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:29p
lol
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:28p
Need another guard. Bernie's gonna be a liability. heh
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:27p
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Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:26p
Dez, next time that happens, step out of bounds before throwing the ball at the turf... just in case. lol
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:23p
hehe Too bad our defense can't be good at offense! That'd be a worthy trade.
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:18p
Darn Romo almost had a tackle.
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:16p
I don't know now, but could probably find out. One of my mom's friends is a mail carrier.
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:15p
Dez looks awesome.
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:15p - 1 reply
They get paid for the Amazon deliveries though
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:12p - 1 reply
Good gravy that's nice to see.
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:11p
AW HELL YEAH!
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:11p
They didn't even want to deliver Sats, then they said they'd deliver Amazon stuff and Amazon said onl if you do Sundays too!
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:10p - 1 reply
Can't wait for week 1 when I *finally* get to wear my Christmas present.
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:10p
mmmm tasty.
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:08p
awww I broke it.
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:07p - 1 reply
WOOOOOOOO
Commented on Cowboys vs. Ravens: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 7:05p
that's what fouts said
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread III on Aug 8 2014, 12:18a - 1 reply
hurr durr Mike Flacco, TE is Joe's brother. "Do you think Joe threw the ball to him when they were children?"
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread III on Aug 8 2014, 12:17a - 1 reply
lol "41 isn't even on the roster... and his hair's too long, can't read his name."
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread III on Aug 8 2014, 12:15a - 2 replies
Sapp is on our team?
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread III on Aug 8 2014, 12:13a - 1 reply
welp... think I'm going to sign off here and finish 'watching' the game with some multitasking. See you guys next Saturday.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread III on Aug 8 2014, 12:10a
was he ever actually going to make the team?
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread III on Aug 8 2014, 12:09a - 1 reply
They had some issue with flooding or sewage or something last year. It's all concrete and just... old and dingy.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 8 2014, 12:05a
worst stadium I've been to. (course I've only been to Seattle and I took a tour of Jerryworld during an offseason)
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 8 2014, 12:03a - 1 reply
what do you mean 'you don't know'? His shoulder is down before the line.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 8 2014, 12:03a
The defense is gonna suck, but I'm not panicking. I HAVE FAITH IN THE OFFENSE.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:59p - 1 reply
Fouts had to read names from a card for Chargers front office guys.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:58p - 1 reply
I really like the Smirnoff screwdrivers
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:55p - 1 reply
I have some tequila and one can left. Maybe I'll try that.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:52p
ugh those bud light margarita in a can things are disgusting
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:50p - 3 replies
what? They're giving away jerseys??
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:43p
oh the cyst? Didn't he have one a couple years ago?
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:42p
lol what do I gotta do? And what's my take? I've brought a man to his knees with a well-placed butt-punch. :P
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:38p - 1 reply
surprised they'd bother playing him tonight.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:36p
wait what? lol
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:33p - 1 reply
Hey the D will suck BUT THE O WILL BE AWESOME. It's not *all* bad news.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:32p
I'm only like this because it's been building up all offseason. Finally getting a release. I'm usually a voice of reason in here during the season. lol
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:30p - 1 reply
3 on the line, fumble the snap and still wind up with a check down. It's preseason! CHUCK IT DEEP!
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:26p
Dunno... I like more speed and awareness in my 2min.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:23p
Is Harris still going to be our returner? This guy is not good.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:21p - 1 reply
Just gotta make sure you don't let them score on a 50 yard run first.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:19p
Well that was awesome. I'd love to see more of that.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:17p
Our starters weren't playing last year either! They were all broken and we were signing street guys.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:17p
Same guys. You think they're all going to just wake up better one day?
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:15p - 3 replies
You don't need a crystal ball. You can see it from last year. How much has changed between our LBs and Dline last year and this year? Besides losing Ware and Hatch?
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:12p - 1 reply
make that 2
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:11p
sigh
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:09p
they were clickable at the end of last season
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread II on Aug 7 2014, 11:06p - 1 reply
snicker
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 7 2014, 11:05p
Yeah, these aren't the starters, but don't you remember last year when our starters were 3rd and 4th stringers?
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 7 2014, 11:00p
Cut 30.
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 7 2014, 10:55p
what the ever-loving-****
Commented on Cowboys @ Chargers: Game Day Open Thread on Aug 7 2014, 10:54p
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