Jesse Holland

  • joined Oct 11, 2008
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On paper, I'm amazing. In real life, not so impressive.

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Meet One Of The Biggest Sleazebags In Sports

UFC President Dana White joins Jon Koppenhaver -- aka War Machine -- on the GQ List of "25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports." White is ranked No. 8 while Koppenhaver clocks in at No. 7, which is not a...

ONE FC 19 Weigh In Results From Dubai

All but one mixed martial artist (MMA) fighter competing tomorrow made weight for the ONE FC 19: "Reign of Champions" pay-per-view (PPV), taking place on Friday (Aug. 29, 2014) inside Dubai World...

Best Dana White Video Blog Of All Time?

Dana White UFC 177 video blog: Raw, graphic footage from UFC 175 including bloody Ronda Rousey, broken Uriah Hall, emotional Stefan Struve, dazed and confused Chris Weidman, perplexed Lorenzo...

Vertical Leap! Check Out New Poster For UFC 178

Pic: Check out the new poster for the upcoming UFC 178: "Johnson vs. Cariaso" pay-per-view (PPV) mixed martial arts (MMA) event, which takes place on Sept. 27, 2014 inside MGM Grand Garden Arena in...

EA Sports UFC Adds 'Immortal' Content Update

EA Sports UFC released its second free video gameplay update, and in addition to improving (and balancing) several key issues, it also added welterweight fighters Matt Brown and Mike Pyle to its...

Rockhold Apologizes For Tiger Sack Attack

UFC middleweight contender, Luke Rockhold, has apologized to the mixed martial arts (MMA) community for posting a picture of himself at a tiger zoo in Thailand, where he not only berated a poor...

Fight Motion! Watch Bendo Go Belly Up In Slo Mo

UFC Fight Night 49 "Fight Motion" (Phantom Cam) video on YouTube: Watch highlights from the Ben Henderson vs. Rafael dos Anjos-led mixed martial arts (MMA) event on FOX Sports 1 from Tulsa,...

Brown: Fans Want Me To Fight Condit, Not Woodley

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) welterweight contender Matt Brown is not overly excited about the prospect of fighting Tyron Woodley, and instead believes the fans want to see an "Immortal"...

Nice Melons! Watch UFC 177 'Embedded,' Ep. 2

Watch second episode of UFC 177 "Embedded" blog preview online with bantamweight champion TJ Dillashaw and former kingpin Renan Barao, featuring behind-the-scenes video ahead of their championship...

Ruthless Regression

Hulk Holland vents over last night's dead fetus. No, not the Nikki Bella storyline, the entire episode of Monday Night RAW, which started with a panel of old farts and ended with a segment that...

More Injuries Force Changes To Sept. 5 Fight Card

Latest UFC Fight Night 50 fight card and rumors for Gegard Mousasi vs. Jacare Souza-led mixed martial arts (MMA) event on FOX Sports 1, which takes place on Sept. 5, 2014 at Foxwoods Casino in...

Latest UFC 180 Fight Card And Rumors For Mexico

Latest UFC 180 fight card, rumors, updates, and line up for Cain Velasquez vs. Fabricio Werdum-led pay-per-view (PPV) event on Nov. 15, 2014, inside Arena Mexico in Mexico City, Mexico, with...

Face Off! Velasquez And Werdum Lock Eyes In Mexico

Cain Velasquez vs. Fabricio Werdum staredown pic from UFC 180 press conference, which took place earlier today (Tues., Aug. 26, 2014) in Mexico City, Mexico, to hype their championship pay-per-view...

Sanchez, Park, Jugs, Gassy All Join UFC 180 Card

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) is filling up its UFC 180: "Velasquez vs. Werdum" pay-per-view (PPV) fight card, which takes place on Nov. 15, 2014 inside Arena Mexico with Diego Sanchez vs....

Chaos! Aldo Shoves Mendes At Media Day In Brazil!

Video: Jose Aldo shoves Chad Mendes during their UFC 179 media day to promote the upcoming "Aldo vs. Mendes 2" pay-per-view (PPV) event on Sat., Oct. 25, 2014, inside the Maracanãzinho Gymnasium in...

Anyone Seen Matt Brown? Someone Is Looking For Him

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) welterweight contender, Tyron Woodley, is calling for a co-main event fight against Matt Brown at the same UFC event headlined by the Johny Hendricks vs. Robbie...

Live! Watch UFC 180 Press Conference Video

Live! Watch UFC 180 kickoff press conference video for Cain Velasquez vs. Fabricio Werdum main event pay-per-view (PPV), scheduled to take place on Nov. 15, 2014, inside Arena Mexico in Mexico City.

Korean Zombie Injured, Pulled From Sweden Card

Akira Corassani needs a new opponent following an injury to Chan Sung Jung, which booted him from the upcoming UFC Fight Night 53 mixed martial arts (MMA) event on Fight Pass on Oct. 4, 2014 at...

Buy The Tickets, But Don't Drink The Water

UFC 180 tickets for sale online for "Velaquez vs. Werdum" pay-per-view (PPV) mixed martial arts (MMA) event on Nov. 15, 2014, at Arena Mexico in Mexico City, Mexico.

Internal Review Pops Dana White For Judge-Gate

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) President Dana White has been found in breach of UFC protocol, and was forced to apologize to ousted judge Howard Hughes following an internal review of the...

Green Accuses 'Racist' Cerrone Of Groping UFC Fans

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) 155-pound contender Bobby Green accuses fellow lightweight Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone of making racist remarks and groping women at last month's UFC Fan Expo in...

Pic: Ian McCall Awful Post-Surgery Photo Featuring 28 Gnarly Stitches


Fresh off his unanimous decision win over Brad Pickett at the UFC Fight Night 46 event last month in Dublin, Ireland, top flyweight contender Ian McCall (via Instagram) had surgery to correct a mangled mitt, thanks to a healing process gone awry after a broken hand suffered last year in Brazil. The result? 28 stitches that would make Mary Shelly proud. Heal up soon, "Uncle Creepy," the division needs you.

Guess Who Was 'Blackout Drunk' Before Weigh Ins

Former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) middleweight Chris Leben reveals he was "blackout drunk" and trashed the Hard Rock hotel bathroom just one day before he had to weigh in for his UFC 125...

Manager Explains Why Diaz Won't S--t Talk Silva

Ed Soares, manager for Anderson Silva, does not believe Nick Diaz will trash talk "The Spider" in the main event of UFC 183, which takes place on Jan. 31, 2014 inside MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las...

The Karate Clerk II: This Time, It's Personal

Video: Gas station karate clerk, Mayura Dissanayake, rings up Jamie Garcia with first-round knockout at Savarese Promotion’s hybrid MMA and Muay Thai card last Saturday night (Aug. 23, 2014) in...

Rowdy: Gina Insists On Fighting Me At Bantamweight

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) women's bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey says that Gina Carano is the one who insists at fighting at bantamweight, despite a previous run in the 145-pound...

Coming. Up. Next.

Latest UFC 177 fight card, line up, and televised bout order for TJ Dillashaw vs. Renan Barao-led mixed martial arts (MMA) pay-per-view (PPV) event on Aug. 30, 2014, inside Sleep Train Arena in...



$85 million dollar budget, opens in 8th place with $6 million. Click to enlarge. TWLW = This week vs. last week (via Coming Soon).

Easy On The Eyes, Hard On The Face

Video: Slick teaser promo for The Ultimate Fighter (TUF) 20 promises "jaw-breaking" season featuring 16 "devastating women" on FOX Sports 1, coached Anthony Pettis and Gilbert Melendez, which gets...

Rewind! Watch Full UFC 177 'Countdown' Special

Watch UFC 177 "Countdown" video replay online (YouTube), featuring behind-the-scenes pay-per-view (PPV) previews of TJ Dillashaw vs. Renan Barao and Danny Castillo vs. Anthony Ferguson, who all go...

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