Jesse Holland

  • joined Oct 11, 2008
  • last login Aug 01, 2014
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On paper, I'm amazing. In real life, not so impressive.

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Third update for Aug. 1: So I'm feverishly updating this post like a clueless douchebag and Tin Man is down in the comments section showing off his new ticker. Hey, thanks for letting me know. ...

Listen! UFC 183 Conference Call Full Audio Replay

Anderson Silva media conference call full audio replay on Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) return, his upcoming "super fight" against Nick Diaz at the UFC 183 pay-per-view (PPV) event on Jan....

Torres Fights Chope Following 'Battle Royale'


Former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) fighters Miguel Torres and Will Chope were both victorious earlier today (Fri., Aug. 1, 2014) at the Rebel FC 2: "Battle Royale" mixed martial arts (MMA)...

Gono And Zenko Join Titan FC

Titan Fighting Championship (Titan FC) has signed a pair of Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) veterans in the form of Akihiro Gono and Yoshiyuki Yoshida, who will make their mixed martial arts...

Rampage ditched TNA because they were clueless

Bellator MMA headliner Quinton "Rampage" Jackson explains his disappearance from TNA Impact Wrestling, and why the people behind the scenes helped expedite his departure.

Mo Unfazed By Wins Over Guys With Alligator Arms

Muhammed "King Mo" Lawal is not impressed by the hands of Tom DeBlass as he gears up for their Bellator 123 showdown, which takes place on Sept. 5, 2014 inside Mohegan Sun Resort & Casino in...

Mauler: Whenever Bones Gets Cut, He Thinks Of Me

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) light heavyweight champion Jon Jones, who was cut above his eye in training camp, will remember Alexander Gustafsson when he looks at the stitches according to...

Updated! Latest UFC 178 Fight Card And Rumors

Latest UFC 178 fight card, rumors, and updates for the Jon Jones vs. Daniel Cormier-led mixed martial arts (MMA) pay-per-view (PPV) event on Sept. 27, 2014, in Las Vegas, Nevada, with "Prelims"...

Ghostbuster! Sonnen Won't Resurrect Schaub Flop

Fans still scarred by the memory of Brendan Schaub's stinker at Metamoris 2 need not worry, Chael Sonnen has no intention of playing hard to get at Metamoris 4 when he grapples with Andre Galvao on...

Bitchy Bloom Slugs Bieber, Bellator Fighters React

Video: Orlando Bloom punches Justin Bieber, Bellator fighters call him a bitch. Watch the shocking footage of the overseas celebrity death match, as well as what Tito Ortiz, Will Brooks, and...

Video: Jones Cut Above Eye, Requires Stitches

Jon Jones cut in training camp and required stitches, roughly two months out from his UFC 178 pay-per-view (PPV) showdown against Daniel Cormier on Sept. 27, 2014 inside MGM Grand Garden Arena in...

Pic: Uriah Hall Broken Toe Heals Perfectly, But Is Still Ugly


Despite a grisly toe injury at UFC 175 (see it) -- one that couldn't prevent his unanimous decision win over Thiago Santos -- Uriah Hall looks to be as good as new, and even has the flip-flops to prove it. Unfortunately, his skin has to catch up with the rest of his toe, so he can get rid of that ugly, heart-shaped gap on his unsightly piggy. See more pics (and funny memes) on Hall's official Instagram page right here.

Anderson Silva's Chin Is Not The Same Anymore

Cesar Gracie, head coach for UFC 183 headliner Nick Diaz, believes his star pupil has a real shot at defeating Anderson Silva in their Jan. 31, 2015 headliner in Las Vegas, Nevada, because "The...

Look! Invicta 8 On UFC Fight Pass Video Preview

Invicta FC 8 video preview for UFC Fight Pass debut online on Sept. 6, 2014, in Kansas City, featuring Invicta Atomweight Champion Michelle Waterson vs. Yasuko Tamada, as well as Stephanie Eggink...

Tito: Dixie called and I'm returning to TNA

Despite the promotion's recent turmoil with Spike TV, Dixie Carter contacted Bellator MMA attraction Tito Ortiz, who told Cageside Seats he's planning a September return to TNA Impact Wrestling.

Report: Alvarez Vs. Cerrone Possible For UFC 178

Donald Cerrone vs. Eddie Alvarez possible for UFC 178 after Khabib Nurmagomedov was injured and forced to withdraw from his "Cowboy" fight on Sept. 27, 2014 inside MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las...

Belfort To Playboy: You Got KTFO So STFU And Train

Top Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) middleweight contender Luke Rockhold has been asking for a rematch against Vitor Belfort, who knocked him out last May, but "The Phenom" thinks the...

Wandy Willing To Fight Sonnen In Metamoris

Embattled UFC light heavyweight Wanderlei Silva still wants to fight the retired/suspended Chael Sonnen and since he can't do it inside the Octagon, "The Axe Murderer" is willing to chase "The...

Phantom Cam! Watch UFC On Fox 12 In Slow Motion

UFC on FOX 12 Fight Motion video: Watch Robbie Lawler vs Matt Brown full fight highlights replay online (YouTube) in slow motion, following all the mixed martial arts (MMA) action from July 26,...

When Rusev loses, I'll go back to hating Swagger

Until then, I have to support the big galoot, even if he is a heel in disguise. Because together we face a common enemy and if we don't unite, we fall. Besides, it's not like we're getting any help...

Chael Sonnen Should Be PISSED

Video: UFC middleweight Michael Bisping reacts to the recent suspension of fellow 185-pounder Chael Sonnen, and believes Sonnen should be "pissed" that he was suspended for failing a drug test,...

TUF: 'Latin America' Premieres Aug. 25

The Ultimate Fighter (TUF): "Latin America," coached by Cain Velasquez and Fabricio Werdum, will premiere on Mon., Aug. 25, 2014, on UFC Network (via Televisa) followed immediately by a subtitled...

Joe Riggs Hospitalized After Shooting Himself

Joe Riggs has been forced from his upcoming Paulo Thiago fight at the UFC Fight Night 51 mixed martial arts (MMA) event on FOX Sports 1, which takes place on Sept. 13, 2014 in Brasilia, Brazil,...

Diaz Speaks! First Interview Since New Contract

Hear from Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) welterweight contender and longtime mixed martial arts (MMA) veteran Nick Diaz, who recently emerged from self-imposed retirement to ink a new,...

Masvidal Gets Lightweight 'King' In Las Vegas

Top Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) lightweight contenders Jorge Masvidal and Bobby Green will face off at the upcoming UFC 178 pay-per-view (PPV) event, scheduled for Sept. 27, 2014 in Las...

Sanchez May Cut To 145 To Silence Conor McGregor

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) lightweight Diego Sanchez has not ruled out a cut to featherweight to get revenge on Conor McGregor, who called "The Nightmare" a "brain-dead, stuttering fool...

Matt Brown Suspended Six Months

UFC on FOX 12 medical suspensions and injuries for those fighters who competed at the "Lawler vs. Brown" mixed martial arts (MMA) event last Saturday night (July 26, 2014) inside SAP Center in San...

Finalized Fight Card For Macau (And It's Early)

Latest UFC Fight Night 48 fight card, line up, bout order, for Michael Bisping vs. Cung Le-led mixed martial arts (MMA) event on Fight Pass digital network, which streams online from inside...

Siver Returns, Fights Whiteford In Stockholm

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) has booked a featherweight contest pitting Dennis Siver opposite Robert Whiteford for UFC Fight Night 53 on Fight Pass, which takes place on Oct. 4, 2014 at...

Video: Watch Rousey 'Nine For IX' ESPN Mini-Doc

Ronda Rousey ESPN "Nine for IX" video documentary: The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) women's bantamweight titleholder is back in front of the camera and goes beyond her Octagon exploits to...

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