Jesse Holland

  • joined Oct 11, 2008
  • last login Aug 20, 2014
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On paper, I'm amazing. In real life, not so impressive.

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Video: Bisping Gets His Scrum On, Buries Cung Le

Video: Michael Bisping scrum from UFC Fight Night 48 media day promoting his upcoming UFC Fight Night 48 main event opposite Cung Le inside the Cotai Arena in Macau, China, on Aug. 23, 2014, live...

The Chosen Gun? Woodley Eyes Kim In Macau Meet Up

Tyron Woodley vs. Dong Hyun Kim staredown pic from UFC Fight Night 48 media day ahead of this weekend's (Sat., Aug. 23, 2014) welterweight co-main event at UFC Fight Night 48 Fight Pass event in...

Cormier Digs Up Old Photo Of Jon 'Dummy' Jones

Pic: Daniel Cormier digs up old wrestling photo exposing UFC 182 opponent Jon "Dummy" Jones, after the UFC light heavyweight kingpin used Twitter to make fun of "DC" for coming up short at the...

Video: Baby Got Back! (Nicki Minaj - Anaconda)


I stopped watching music videos a long time ago because I thought they were dumb. Now I realize no, it was me who was dumb. I think it's time I ditch this whole UFC thing and start writing about music. Or butts. Or both. WHO WILL JOIN ME?!?!?!?

UFC Fight Night 53 Poster Sneak Peek For Stockholm

UFC Fight Night 53 poster first-look for "Nelson vs. Story" mixed martial arts (MMA) event on Fight Pass, which takes place on Oct. 4, 2014 at Ericsson Globe in Stockholm, Sweden.

Phantom Cam! Watch People Sleep In Slow Motion

UFC Fight Night 47 "Fight Motion" video: Watch "Bader vs. St. Preux" highlights in super slow motion from the FOX Sports 1 mixed martial arts (MMA) event last Saturday night (Aug. 16, 2014) in...

Meet UFC's 'King Of The Underground'

Newly-signed UFC lightweight contender Eddie Alvarez, who captured the Bellator 155-pound strap as "King of the Underground," wants to wear gold inside the Octagon, as well, starting with Donald...

Updated! Latest UFC 178 Fight Card And Rumors

Latest UFC 178 fight card, rumors, and updates for the Demetrious Johnson vs. Chris Cariaso-led mixed martial arts (MMA) pay-per-view (PPV) event on Sept. 27, 2014, in Las Vegas, Nevada, with...

We, the purple!

Brock Lesnar turned purple during his match against John Cena at SummerSlam. The problem is, he stayed that way, and that worries Hulk Holland, because Double-H is a worrywart.

'War Machine' Waives Extradition Back To Las Vegas

Former Bellator and UFC veteran War Machine -- aka Jon Koppenhaver -- appeared in California superior court today (Tues., Aug. 19, 2014) in connection to Christy Mack assault, and will be...

Alvarez Vs. Cerrone Official For UFC 178

Former Bellator lightweight champion Eddie Alvarez will make his Octagon debut against Donald Cerrone at the UFC 178 pay-per-view (PPV) event, which takes place on Sept. 27 at MGM Grand Garden...

Pic: New War Machine Mugshot Following Arrest For Christy Mack Attack


This is what War Machine -- aka Jon Koppenhaver -- looked like when he was picked up by U.S. Marshals last Friday (Aug. 15, 2014) in Simi Valley, Calif., on charges of being a fugitive from justice. He's expected to appear before California Superior Court later today (Aug. 19, 2014), where a judge will decide when to ship him back to Las Vegas, Nevada, where he's expected to be re-arrested on assault charges stemming from a violent, late-night encounter with porn star Christy Mack. Stay tuned.

'Ares' And 'Sponge' Come Face-To-Face In Halifax

Rory MacDonald vs. Tarec Saffiedine staredown pic from UFC Fight Night 54 press conference in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, for the "MacDonald vs. Saffiedine" event on FOX Sports 1, which takes...

Rumble: I Want Bader, Then Gustafsson

Top Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) light heavyweight contender, Anthony Johnson, is hoping to get an October fight against streaking division standout, Ryan Bader, before moving on to fight...

Live! Watch UFC Halifax Press Conference Video

Live! Watch UFC Fight Night 54 kickoff press conference video from Halifax featuring Rory MacDonald and Tarec Saffiedine as they hype up their welterweight fight scheduled for Oct. 4, 2014 in Nova...

Ellenberger, Serra Named UFC On FOX Analysts

Video: Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) welterweights Jake Ellenberger (active) and Matt Serra (retired) were named UFC on FOX analysts, starting with UFC Fight Night 49 this Saturday night...

Injury Bug Bites UFC Fight Night 49 Card

Latest UFC Fight Night 49 fight card, rumors, updates, and bout order for Ben Henderson vs. Raphael Dos Anjos-led mixed martial arts (MMA) event on Aug. 23, 2014, inside BOK Center in Tulsa,...

Copy Of Christy Mack's Disturbing Police Report

Copy of Christy Mack police report reveals new, disturbing details about bloody War Machine aka Jon Koppenhaver attack, including injuries to Corey Thomas back on Aug. 8, 2014 in her home in Las...

McMann Suffered From Sandy Canvas

Sara McMann suffered from a sandy canvas during her split-decision win over Lauren Murphy last Saturday night (Aug. 16, 2014) at UFC Fight Night 47 on FOX Sports 2 from Bangor, Maine, when the...

Will Judges Screw Davis In Brazil?

Top Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) light heavyweight contender Phil Davis is expecting the judges to be biased when he fights Glover Teixeira in the co-main event of UFC 179 on Oct. 27, 2014...

Randy Couture Vs. Fedor Emelianenko At Metamoris?

Former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) heavyweight titleholder Randy Couture talks about a potential grappling match against ex-PRIDE champion Fedor Emelianenko under the Metamoris banner, and...

Jones, Rousey Crash SummerSlam To See The G.O.A.T.

Photos, videos of Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) titleholders Jon Jones and Ronda Rousey backstage at WWE SummerSlam pay-per-view (PPV) with champion Brock Lesnar, who also posed with the...

Finalized Fight Card For Macau (And It's Early)

Latest UFC Fight Night 48 fight card, line up, bout order, for Michael Bisping vs. Cung Le-led mixed martial arts (MMA) event on Fight Pass digital network, which streams online from inside...

Macau Preview: Meet Cung Le, UFC's Johnny Cage

UFC Fight Night 48 preview: He may be a hotshot Hollywood action star, but Cung Le can also kick some ass when it counts, which means Michael Bisping will have his hands full in their headlining...

Coming. Up. Next.

UFC Fight Night 49 video: FOX Sports 1 analysts including Dominick Cruz, Brian Stann, and Josh Koscheck preview "Henderson vs. Dos Anjos" from inside the BOK Center on Aug. 23, 2014 in Tulsa,...

Important Brock Lesnar Update. Please Read.

SummerSlam 2014 results: Brock Lesnar pins John Cena to win WWE championship title, strikes fear into arrogant Alistair Overeem, who foolishly called out the former MMA champion earlier this year....

White: Nick Diaz Does Not Enjoy Fighting

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) President Dana White is "pumped" for the return of former middleweight champion Anderson Silva at UFC 183 over Super Bowl Weekend, but insists his opponent,...

'Polish Experiment' Returns Troubling Results

Krzysztof Soszynski retired: The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) light heavyweight calls it quits after 38 professional mixed martial arts (MMA) fights, citing memory loss after a brutal...

Pic: Mother Of God WTF Happened To Cung Le?!?


He's HUGE and will probably kill Michael Bisping in the main event of UFC Fight Night 48 if he lands clean on "The Count." Not bad for 42! See more at Le's Instagram account right here. Seriously, do you even lift, bro?

Evolve MMA Hiring For 'World's Most Awesome Job'

Evolve MMA is scouring the globe to find 50 new staff members for its three locations in Singapore, with the latest set to open early next year on Orchard Road in the heart of the shopping...

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