Jesse Holland

  • joined Oct 11, 2008
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On paper, I'm amazing. In real life, not so impressive.

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Finalized Fight Card For Macau (And It's Early)

Latest UFC Fight Night 48 fight card, line up, bout order, for Michael Bisping vs. Cung Le-led mixed martial arts (MMA) event on Fight Pass digital network, which streams online from inside...

Macau Preview: Meet Cung Le, UFC's Johnny Cage

UFC Fight Night 48 preview: He may be a hotshot Hollywood action star, but Cung Le can also kick some ass when it counts, which means Michael Bisping will have his hands full in their headlining...

Coming. Up. Next.

UFC Fight Night 49 video: FOX Sports 1 analysts including Dominick Cruz, Brian Stann, and Josh Koscheck preview "Henderson vs. Dos Anjos" from inside the BOK Center on Aug. 23, 2014 in Tulsa,...

Important Brock Lesnar Update. Please Read.

SummerSlam 2014 results: Brock Lesnar pins John Cena to win WWE championship title, strikes fear into arrogant Alistair Overeem, who foolishly called out the former MMA champion earlier this year....

White: Nick Diaz Does Not Enjoy Fighting

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) President Dana White is "pumped" for the return of former middleweight champion Anderson Silva at UFC 183 over Super Bowl Weekend, but insists his opponent,...

'Polish Experiment' Returns Troubling Results

Krzysztof Soszynski retired: The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) light heavyweight calls it quits after 38 professional mixed martial arts (MMA) fights, citing memory loss after a brutal...

Pic: Mother Of God WTF Happened To Cung Le?!?


He's HUGE and will probably kill Michael Bisping in the main event of UFC Fight Night 48 if he lands clean on "The Count." Not bad for 42! See more at Le's Instagram account right here. Seriously, do you even lift, bro?

Evolve MMA Hiring For 'World's Most Awesome Job'

Evolve MMA is scouring the globe to find 50 new staff members for its three locations in Singapore, with the latest set to open early next year on Orchard Road in the heart of the shopping...

LOL! Jones Tweets, Deletes Mockery Of Bader Vs OSP

Jon Jones tweeted -- then deleted -- his mockery of the Ryan Bader vs. Ovince St. Preux headliner at UFC Fight Night 47 mixed martial arts (MMA) event, which took place last Sat. night (Aug. 16,...

Video: Watch White's UFN 47 Post-Fight Scrum!

Watch full video replay online of Dana White's MMA media scrum after UFC Fight Night 47 event at Cross Insurance Center in Bangor, Maine, which he reviews "Bader vs. St. Preux" on FOX Sports 1,...

Expendables 3 Bombs At The Box Office

Top ten movies at the box office are in and the numbers are not kind to Expendables 3, starring UFC women's bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey, after taking in a measly 16.2 million and finishing...

Bully Finished By Pearson, Likely Finished In UFC

UFC Fight Night 47 results: Gray Maynard suffered his third knockout loss in a row after getting put down by Ross Pearson on Aug. 16, 2014 inside Cross Insurance Center in Bangor, Maine, and...

Live! UFC Fight Night 47 Results And Play-By-Play

UFC Fight Night 47 live results stream, play-by-play, and online updates for "Bader vs. St. Preux" on Sat., Aug. 16, 2014 via FOX Sports 1 with televised "Prelims" on FOX Sports 2 from inside Cross...

Find Out Where To Watch UFN 47 Tonight!

How, where to watch UFC Fight Night 47 streaming video LIVE online or elsewhere (iPhone), including local bars, for Ryan Bader vs. Ovince St. Preux-led FOX Sports 1 event from Bangor, Maine. Fight...

Video: Watch White's UFN 47 Pre-Event Scrum!

Watch full video replay online of Dana White's MMA media scrum before UFC Fight Night 47 event at Cross Insurance Center in Bangor, Maine, during which he reviews "Bader vs. St. Preux" on FOX...

White: Don't Call War Machine 'Ex-UFC Fighter'

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) President Dana White erupts over War Machine's arrest, following his alleged assault against porn star Christy Mack, then slams the click-happy media for...

Slapstick Saturday: Batista II, Electric Boogaloo

Taking a look back at SummerSlam 2004 and the unusual video promo that preceded it, one that had WWE superstar Batista going for the gold at the Olympic games, by way of breakdancing.

Nostradumbass Picks UFC Fight Night 47

UFC Fight Night 47 predictions, preview, analysis, and main card fight picks for "Bader vs. St. Preux" mixed martial arts (MMA) event on FOX Sports 1 and 2 from inside from Cross Insurance Center...

Pic: Chael Sonnen Takes Credit For Capturing War Machine


Who needs U.S. Marshals when you have American Gangsters? Former UFC middleweight Chael Sonnen takes credit for capturing War Machine, who was arrested on Friday (Aug. 15, 2014) in Simi Valley, Calif., for allegedly assaulting Christy Mack (full report here). Now that I think of it, Chael was in "The Golden State" recently for a certain grappling match. Hmmm...

NBC: Cops Hung Up On Neighbor Saving Christy Mack

NBC video report: Police in Las Vegas, Nevada, hung up on neighbor trying to save porn star Christy Mack, who was allegedly beaten to a pulp by Jon Koppenhaver. In addition, their delayed response...

Report: Cyborg Wants Rousey, Not Bellator

Cristiane Justino is not interested in reuniting with her old boss, Scott Coker, under the Bellator banner, because "Cyborg" is committed to dropping to bantamweight to settle her score with UFC...

This Bud's For Her

After signing with KHI Management, Miesha Tate will be sponsored by Budweiser for her Rin Nakai fight at UFC Fight Night 52, which is scheduled for Saitama Super Arena in Saitama, Japan, on Sept....

Video: UFC Fight Night 47 Open Workout Highlights

UFC Fight Night 47 open workout video highlights featuring Ryan Bader, Ovince St. Preux, Gray Maynard, and Ross Pearson ahead of the FOX Sports 1 event this Saturday night (Aug. 16, 2014) from...

UFC 178 Gets Cowboy Vs. Green, Masvidal Vs. Krause

Donald Cerrone vs. Bobby Green booked for UFC 178, giving James Krause shot at Jorge Masvidal at the upcoming "Johnson vs. Cariaso" pay-per-view (PPV) event, scheduled for Sept. 27, 2014 inside MGM...

SummerSlam 2014 preview: Brock of ages!

SummerSlam 2014 preview: Hulk Holland breaks down this weekend's big shebang by breaking down each match. Can WWE make up for the digital abortion that was last month's Battleground? Find out inside!

UFC Gives Cathal Pendred $50k FOTN Bonus It Stripped From Mike King


So if you combine that with the $50,000 bonus Pendred garnered for his come-from-behind win at UFC Fight Night 46 last month in Dublin, Ireland, than you have a grand total of $100k -- and that's before his show/win purse. Not bad for a guy who failed to win The Ultimate Fighter, but a real shitty day for Mike King (because of this).

Updated! UFC Fight Night 54 Fight Card And Rumors

Latest UFC Fight Night 54 fight card, rumors, and updates for the Rory MacDonald vs. Tarec Saffiedine-led mixed martial arts (MMA) event on FOX Sports 1 and Fight Pass on Oct. 4, 2014 inside...

Reunited! (And It Feels So Good)

Scott Coker is bringing the women back into the fold, as Bellator MMA has announced the creation of a female featherweight division, starting with a 145-pound fight between Strikeforce veterans...

Warmaster: I Would Have Crushed Brock Lesnar

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) heavyweight Josh Barnett shoots down claims from WWE manager Paul Heyman that no fighter could have beaten a healthy Brock Lesnar, insisting he would have...

Bermudez Vs. Lamas Possible For UFC 180

Dennis Bermudez vs. Ricardo Lamas featherweight fight possible for the upcoming UFC 180 pay-per-view (PPV) mixed martial arts (MMA) event, scheduled for Nov. 15, 2014 inside Arena Mexico in Mexico...

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