Jesse Holland

  • joined Oct 11, 2008
  • last login Aug 22, 2014
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On paper, I'm amazing. In real life, not so impressive.

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Saunders Returns, Fights Heatherly In Tulsa

Ben Saunders returns to the Octagon to fight newcomer Chris Heatherly at the upcoming UFC Fight Night 49 mixed martial arts (MMA) event, which takes place on Aug. 23, 2014 inside BOK Center in...

Sponge: Ares Has No Kickboxing, Won't Take Me Down

Tarec Saffiedine will be looking to finish non-kickboxer Rory MacDonald at the UFC Fight Night 54 event, expected to air on Fight Pass and FOX Sports 1, on Oct. 4, 2014 inside Halifax Metro Centre,...

Video: Marina Shafir Knocked Out In California

Video: Ronda Rousey training partner and "Four Horsewomen" stablemate Marina Shafir knocked out by Amanda Bell in the first round of their featherweight fight at the Lights Out Promotion (LOP)...

UFC Fight Night 47 Line Up Finalized For Saturday

Latest UFC Fight Night 47 fight card, rumors, and updates for Ryan Bader vs. Ovince St. Preux-led mixed martial arts (MMA) event on Aug. 16, 2014, inside the 6,000 capacity Cross Insurance Center...

Gnarly Photos Surface Of Riggs Mangled Mitt (NSFW)

New, disgusting photos surface of Joe Riggs hand post-gunshot blast, after the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) welterweight accidentally shot himself last month in Arizona, which booted him...

Marriage Proposal Turns Into Bloody Beatdown

War Machine may have suffered extensive blood loss following his botched marriage proposal to porn star and ex-girlfriend Christy Mack, who was hospitalized following his alleged assault back on...

UFN 47 Preview: One Last Run For Ryan Bader

UFC Fight Night 47 preview: Top-10 light heavyweight Ryan Bader is still searching for consistency on the final leg of his TUF farewell tour, starting with Ovince St. Preux this Saturday night...

Grant Hoping To Land Cerrone Or Diaz For Halifax

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) lightweight contender TJ Grant is finally ready to make his return to the Octagon at UFC Fight Night 54 on Oct. 4, 2014 in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, and is...

Not Guilty! Courts Clear 'Cowboy' Of Boat Rage

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) lightweight Donald Cerrone was found not guilty of third-degree assault in Grand County, Colo., in an apparent "boat rage" incident that took place on Lake...

Le Talks Escape From Saigon, Life Without A Father

UFC Fight Night 48 video: Emotional Cung Le on his escape from Saigon and growing up without a father ahead of his upcoming middleweight main event against Michael Bisping at Cotai Arena in Macau,...

Ronda Rousey: I Should Have Been Wonder Woman!

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Women's Bantamweight Champion Ronda Rousey does not approve of the casting choice, Gal Gadot, for the role of Wonder Woman in the new Batman vs. Superman movie,...

Ex-Coach: Naked Shaq Used Me As Grappling Dummy

Longtime NBA great Shaquille O'Neal has been exposed as the ultimate prankster by his former coach, Alvin Gentry, who claims "Diesel" used to strip naked and practice Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (BJJ) on...

Video: Watch Palomino Destroy Gonzalez At WSOF 12

Luis Palomino vs. Lewis Gonzales full fight video highlights from World Series of Fighting (WSOF) 12, which aired on NBC Sports Network from inside Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on Saturday night (Aug....

Jones Would 'Absolutely' Fight Weidman

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) light heavyweight titleholder Jon Jones would "jump" at the chance to fight reigning middleweight kingpin Chris Weidman, after the "All American" called for a...

GIF: Chael Sonnen Choked Out By Andre Galvao At Metamoris 4


***Click here or scroll to comments if GIF does not play*** UFC import Chael Sonnen was hanging tough in last Saturday night's (Aug. 9, 2014) Metamoris 4 main event from Los Angeles, Calif., but opponent Andre Galvao was eventually able to grab the "Gangster's" back and well, it was all downhill from there (recap here). For more results and highlights from the jiu-jitsu tournament, including Josh Barnett's shocking submission win over Dean Lister, click here and here. Big thanks to Zombie Prophet for the GIF.

Galvao Subs Sonnen In Metamoris Main Event

Did Chael Sonnen win last night? Results and recap for his Metamoris 4 Brazilian jiu-jitsu match against Andre Galvao, which streamed online via pay-per-view (PPV) from inside Petersen Automotive...

GIF: Barnett Wears Diaper, Wins By Submission

Josh Barnett vs. Dean Lister GIF: Watch "The Warmaster" defy the odds and submit "The Boogeyman" in the co-main event of Metamoris 4 last Saturday night (August 9, 2014), from inside Petersen...

Pic: 'Heartbroken' War Machine Breaks His Silence On Christy Mack Attack


***FOR LATEST NEWS UPDATES TO THIS STILL-DEVELOPING STORY WITH INJURY PHOTOS AND MORE CLICK HERE*** War Machine may be wanted by police in connection with his alleged assault against ex-girlfriend Christy Mack (details), as well as another unnamed third party, but that hasn't stopped him from professing his undying love on social media. But judging by this report, sometimes love just ain't enough. Click here for a bigger version of the pic.

Mack Responds To Alleged War Machine Whooping

Porn star Christy Mack responds to reports of alleged War Machine beating, denies "banging some MMA fighter" in secret, which was rumored to land Mack and an unidentified third party in a Las Vegas...

'Zombie' Resurrected For Stockholm Slugfest

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) has booked a featherweight contest pitting Akira Corassani opposite Chan Sung Jung for its upcoming UFC Fight Night 53 mixed martial arts (MMA) event on Fight...

How To Watch Metamoris 4 Online Tonight!

Watch Metamoris 4 online stream tonight (Aug. 9, 2014): Live video feed and pay-per-view (PPV) details for Chael Sonnen vs. Andre Galvao-led jiu-jitsu tournament from inside Peterson Automotive...

This Is What Happens When Bros Let Him Bang

Video: They finally let him bang, bro, and as a result Julian Lane is now the CES MMA lightweight titleholder after submitting Luis Felix in the CES MMA main event last Friday night (Aug. 8, 2014)...

Baby you were born, to be endeavored

Slapstick Saturday previews SummerSlam by looking back at some of the WWE promotion from years past, including a 2012 music video that reveals a completely different looking roster in just the span...

Dave Sholler Makes 'NOT Top 10 Plays Of The Week'

Video: Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) public relations (PR) man Dave Sholler makes the ESPN SportsCenter "Not Top 10 Plays of the Week" for getting steamrolled by Jon Jones during his brawl...

Video Captures Girlfriend Punching Pettis In Face

Watch video of Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) lightweight titleholder Anthony Pettis getting punched in the face by his girlfriend, during a week when domestic violence and mixed martial arts...

Bellator Cuts War Machine For Alleged Beating

Bellator MMA has cut "War Machine" from the promotion following reports that the mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver is wanted by police for the "severe beating" of...

Chris Weidman Posts Vitor Belfort Side-By-Side Pic To Compare TRT And TNT


Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) middleweight kingpin Chris Weidman is not interested in taking the high road -- clearly -- since he's making horse jokes and posting before and after pics of Vitor Belfort on Instagram. But it's "The Phenom" who could have the last laugh this December at UFC 181, assuming his "frail" body holds up until then.

Jones And DC Get Nasty, Don't Know Camera Is On!

Raw video: Daniel Cormier threatens to spit in Jon Jones' face during a SportsCenter segment, while "Bones" vows to "literally kill" him following their UFC 178 media day brawl. But they didn't...

Bruce Leeroy Replaces Injured 'Kid' In Japan

With Urijah Faber injured, Alex Caceres will take on Masenori Kanehara at the UFC Fight Night 52: "Hunt vs. Nelson" mixed martial arts (MMA) event on Fight Pass, which is scheduled for Saitama...

Dana Blasts Cuba Gooding Jr. Looking Motherf---er

No, he is not Hootie. Rashad Evans Fightography video preview goes into detail about Rashad Evans' first interaction with UFC President Dana White as a contestant on The Ultimate Fighter (TUF) 2...

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