Johnny Hangover
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A fitting battle cry as square off Vancouver
Gentleman Johnny Hangover's List of NHL Players Who Need a Good Slap in the Mouth
by Johnny Hangover on Apr 11, 2009 12:26 AM EDT
on St. Louis Game Time
(NOTE: Must be read in your best shitty Sean Connery accent)
1. Rick Nash
2. Jared Boll
3. Jordan Tootoo
4. Marian Hossa
5. Chris Osgood
6. Alexander Ovechkin
7. Kris Draper
8. Sean Avery
9. Ray Emery (it's retroactive, I owe the preening bastard)
10. Steve Yzerman (also retroactive, and self-explanatory. )
11. Nick Kypreos (the first opposing player I wanted to have sewn in to the upholstery of Buick Skylark that was rigged to drive itself into River Des Peres)
7 commentsMore Randy Moller. Not sure if this batch isn't as funny as the first, or if some the charm is dissipated. Bonus! At least one is scored on us.
Pour one out for the Old Barn, lads. Ten years ago today.
Hockey God
by Johnny Hangover on Jan 27, 2009 12:10 PM EST
on St. Louis Game Time
I'm sort of loathe to post this and up this creepy fuck's number of hits, but David Frost feels the need to write about hockey now. I'll let him introduce himself in his own words:
Hockey's number # 1 bad boy controversial figure former NHLPA agent Dave Frost. His behind the scenes expertise look, that no one else will tell you about today's game.
The question is, who has the worse command of the English language, Frost, or Andy Strickland?
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