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Johnnysixnut

  • joined Jul 05, 2009
  • last login Aug 22, 2014
  • posts 38
  • comments 763

I'm cool because I can draw good Elmos.

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  • NBA Golden State Warriors
  • NFL San Francisco 49ers
  • NCAAF California Golden Bears
  • MMA Bones Jones
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  • Boxing Tony Galiento
  • Fantasy The Boob Pirates
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John vs. the 49ers, an Alternate Reality Draft

In the future of another reality Stephen Tuitt and Justin Smith destroy a QB. OK, so here’s the setup. I'm going to do an alternate reality mock draft vs the 49ers and make all their picks...

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Success of the Running QB could break the model

You think you know what I'm going to write about. You think I'm going to tell you that running QBs are awesome because it's like an extra blocker on running plays. That they make the defense play...

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6 Guys who "Jumped off the Tape"

I loved watching this game as it was a dominating performance as expected from the 49ers. These six guys really impressed me this game. Alex Smith - I'm not going to say I was an Alex Smith hater...

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GM for a day - a poem as bad as the 2010 49ers

If I were GM of the 49ers for a day, what would I do? It couldn't get worse, this team is like poo.   I'd trade Alex Smith the the Montreal Alouettes For a washing machine, that's what I'd gets.   I...

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Outcoached, Outplayed and Dominated

This was the worst loss I've seen since the Dennis Erickson era, a game where the 49ers just didn't even look like they belonged on the same field with their competition.  This game had no bright...

Taking donations to buy Crabtree some cleats. Nike Sharks seem like a good choice, they work on...

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Taking donations to buy Crabtree some cleats. Nike Sharks seem like a good choice, they work on pretty much every surface including AstroTurf. Send your donations to: Stop slipping and causing interceptions P.O. Box 15148 S.F., CA 94115

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Week Two Rookie Grades

Another strong showing overall for the 49er rookies.  I could honestly see all their draft picks making the team.  These grades are not on a curve, a "C" will mean that the player played as well as...

"My No. 1 concern throughout the process was going to a winning team, a football team that was...

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"My No. 1 concern throughout the process was going to a winning team, a football team that was coached by a man I respect and a team that had a winning tradition and players that would be able to achieve that," Westbrook said when formally introduced Monday night. "I think I found all of those things here in San Francisco. It was a long process but in the end I think it turned out well for me." Brian Westbrook Just got to say, best quote ever by an incoming free agent.

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Iupati, Davis, Dixon and Mays are Breaking Through

The highest profile rookies all got a lot of game experience Sunday with the first team.  This gave everyone their first look at what the 49er rookies are bringing as they try to get it done at...

Rice is the GOAT

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I believe Jerry Rice is not only the greatest receiver of all time, but also the greatest football player of all time. This article by Jason Cole does a great job of articulating some of the reasons.

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Arizona: Our new L.A.?

via www.freeimagehosting.net After running over Alan Faneca and putting Matt Leinert on his ass, than throwing down with Levi Brown during a recent practice all pro Defensive lineman, shower...

I think I may be becomming a Dez Bryant fan..

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This is going to be tough for me..I really can't stand the Cowboys. I have to commend Bryant for having the courage to stand up against a stupid tradition. Where else does this happen? The military (at least the Marines) used to have a Corps wide hazing problem. It was bad for moral and sometimes dangerous and in the early 90s the Commandant made it a priority to end that cycle. I believe the Marines are and were better for it. I think Bryant has given the Goodall a great opportunity to get behind him on an issue that should only have one side. At the end of the day practice is a workplace and hazing should be illegal. Furthermore, I totally disagree with the guy who wrote this article. I think if Bryant was only acting in self interest he'd take the easy way out and carry pads. I think it takes moral fortitude to take a stance against established norms which you believe are false and that Bryant should be commended. Sometimes it only takes one guy to stand up for what's right break a culture of stupidity.

Golden Nuggets Cereal, what an ugly box!

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Golden Nuggets Cereal, what an ugly box!

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49er Personel Strategy (in a nutshell)

via img695.imageshack.us BEWARE rest of the NFL, Mike Iupati is a giant scary nut!   Bigger, stronger and faster.  Want to see a roster stacked with ridiculous size/speed combination, look no...

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Brett Favre will hold a one hour special on ESPN to announce his decision

The first 59 minutes will be a giant CGI Brett taking a crap on Minnesota in very slow motion. Than in the last minute he'll declare that he's decided to go play Basketball for Cleveland. Just to...

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True story of Mike Singletary's "birth"

via img94.imageshack.us It had been 3000 years since the last true hero had walked the earth, but the Gods were ready to be heard from once more.  Zeus summoned Vulcan, Hermes, Hades and Ares...

Great article on Taylor Mays by Mike Silver

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I didn't see this article in any of the Nuggets so I thought I'd link it. Silver is one of my favorite sportswriters, he seems out of place with the hacks over at Yahoo, but he used to write for SI and he's a Bay Area (Cal) guy.

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Looking for two tickets for the 10/24 49er game

Howdy sports fans. I'm looking to take my dad to the 49er game on 10/24 and am looking to buy two tickets to the game. We're 49er fans, but we're not annoying rah-rah away game fans. My dad's...

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Anyone know any good rescources for getting away game tickets?

I live in Augusta and I'm looking at going to the 49ers - Panthers game this year. Thought maybe someone might have some suggestions for getting tickets.

Dude, Jimmy Raye....McLean Stevenson called, he wants his hat back.

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Dude, Jimmy Raye....McLean Stevenson called, he wants his hat back.

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How good does our QB need to be to get to the Super Bowl?

The 49ers are the trendy favorite pick to win the NFC west this year and with good reason.  The team has a young talented nucleus who are responding to their coach. They look to be on the brink of...

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49ers Defensive Philosophy, who needs a free safety?

Flashback one week to day two of the best Draft party ever.  A three day orgy of Madden 2010, alcohol and ESPN. Well worth flying 2000 miles across country to attend.  The 49ers are on the clock...

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Mel Kiper described Shawntae Spencer as "decent but not great."

"decent but not great." What does that mean? Almost great? Decent? Pretty gripping commentary.... Just say you don't know how Shawntae Spencer is doing, or re-tape it after you do some research. ...

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Will Pete Carrol be more likely to draft USC players?

Pete Carrol is leaving USC behind this year to coach the Seattle Seahawks.  Will he want to bring some of his players with him?  The obvious answer would be that he would be more likely to draft...

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Jason Cole's dumb article

"But all the complaining belies the fact that this rule rarely comes up and, more importantly, addresses the fact that since 1993 nearly 60 percent of the teams that win the coin flip in overtime...

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Little love for the Niner Nation moderators/bloggers

Just for the hell of it (well because I'm mean and I like seeing tears)  I took a look at the Colts SB Nation site and I couldn't believe how unprofessional their official bloggers are.  Not only...

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Nate Clements at SS?

Matt Miacco's article on the 49er's free agents mentioned that they were more interested in keeping Dre Bly than Walt Harris or Nate Clements and that if the 49ers do keep Clements they would want...

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Great, you signed..Mission #1: Make me not hate you

Here is a list of what you'll need to do: 1.  No diva BS.  We can smell it a mile away, remember we were the first fan base to get burned by T.O. and as a result we have a zero tolerance policy on...

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