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Jokes & Burns

  • joined Dec 15, 2011
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Born and raised in Maryland to a Philadelphia native.

My brother told me to be Arsenal when we played FIFA 2003 for the first time. Since then I've been a Gooner.

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Recent Activity
So did Colin Moran
Commented on Orioles trade news: Andrew Miller acquired from Red Sox for Eduardo Rodriguez on Jul 31 2014, 4:38p - 1 reply
Jake Marsinick from Miami went to Houston. Is he a top 100 guy still?
Commented on Orioles trade news: Andrew Miller acquired from Red Sox for Eduardo Rodriguez on Jul 31 2014, 4:35p - 1 reply
Ramsey?
Commented on Orioles trade news: Andrew Miller acquired from Red Sox for Eduardo Rodriguez on Jul 31 2014, 4:31p - 1 reply
They'll trade Lee through waivers
Commented on Orioles trade news: Andrew Miller acquired from Red Sox for Eduardo Rodriguez on Jul 31 2014, 4:30p
Except Bundy and Gaus won't be making $25 million in 2016
Commented on Orioles trade news: Andrew Miller acquired from Red Sox for Eduardo Rodriguez on Jul 31 2014, 4:20p - 1 reply
Could be they sent it to MLB office before 4
Commented on Orioles trade news: Andrew Miller acquired from Red Sox for Eduardo Rodriguez on Jul 31 2014, 4:14p
Tillman only lasts 6
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 3:49p
Hey, I immediately corrected myself.
Commented on Orioles trade news: Andrew Miller acquired from Red Sox for Eduardo Rodriguez on Jul 31 2014, 3:40p - 1 reply
I know you did. I wanted you to be wrong too...
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 3:11p
Jaku is right, only this season.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 3:08p - 1 reply
FA after 2015 season
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 3:07p - 3 replies
Yep. Miller for ERod
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 3:06p - 3 replies
Yes. Do not like...
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 3:04p - 1 reply
Andrew Miller to the O's
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 3:04p
God damn
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 2:00p
It's on MLBTR...
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 1:59p - 4 replies
Reply fail... this was meant for droford
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 1:58p
Gerardo Para from the Diamondbacks
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 1:58p - 2 replies
Yanks are getting Marlon Byrd
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 1:56p - 2 replies
Nicky is by far my favorite too.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 1:25p
She came out of the gate so annoying
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 12:58p - 2 replies
Apparently the Sox are also sending a minor leaguer to STL
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 12:56p
Lackey to the Cardinals for Joe Kelly and Allen Craig
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 12:50p - 4 replies
Finished season 2 of Orange is the New Black last night
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 11:43a - 4 replies
Don't forget that last part, Birdman.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 11:41a - 1 reply
I was just throwing out a nice hypothetical in which the A's get knocked out in a one game playoff
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 11:40a
I spent a lot of time on True Car when I was shopping
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 11:21a - 1 reply
That would seem the most likely scenario.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 10:59a
When you option a starter with a sub 3 ERA you know your team's pitching is pretty solid.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 10:41a - 1 reply
#TeamSteve is slashing .288/.325/.325 for Norfolk
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 10:38a - 1 reply
Oh my god.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 10:24a
Back to back HR Derby champion, dude
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 10:15a
No, dude, not the Yankees
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 31 2014, 10:08a - 2 replies
Would the O's offer their competative balance pick?
Commented on Orioles trade rumors: O's, Red Sox "close" to Jon Lester deal on Jul 30 2014, 4:13p - 1 reply
Damnit Eric Chavez! Now is not the time!
Commented on Orioles trade rumors: O's, Red Sox "close" to Jon Lester deal on Jul 30 2014, 3:45p
The East also has the team with the third best record in baseball
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 30 2014, 10:30a
I have nipples, Greg. Can you smoke me?
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 30 2014, 10:26a
Career high was 186 in 1980
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 30 2014, 10:23a - 1 reply
I've been looking up every member of the 3,000 hit club
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 30 2014, 10:15a - 1 reply
Where is he pitching?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 1:41p - 1 reply
You don't need money to do nothin', man
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 1:31p
Rome was kind of a big deal
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 1:29p - 1 reply
/RayRice'd
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 1:25p
Unless it's about magic.
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 1:22p - 1 reply
No. :(
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 12:56p
It's a vesting option that has already vested
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 12:29p
Hahah, I'm glad you K'd him
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 12:26p - 1 reply
"Yay, domestic violence!"
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 12:03p - 1 reply
I really hate Lackey and his stupid face.
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 12:00p - 1 reply
What happened to get you pissed off?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 11:56a - 2 replies
Who wouldn't be focused on Lackey?
Commented on Orioles trade rumors: Team has contacted Red Sox about Jon Lester on Jul 29 2014, 10:13a
Eh. I ctrl-f'ed "Bedard"
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 4:26p
Aw hell
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 4:04p - 1 reply
Yeah.
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 3:59p - 1 reply
Erik Bedard has been DFA'd by the Rays
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 3:56p - 1 reply
That one RB they used to have a few years ago
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 3:47p - 2 replies
They have so many WRs.
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 3:42p - 1 reply
Isn't Manny Ramirez still playing?
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 3:33p - 1 reply
I just don't get how someone could not vote for Cal
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 3:31p - 2 replies
And then there are the people who will not vote for a player just so there is no unanimous HOFers
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 3:21p - 1 reply
He really is
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 2:51p
So Andrelton Simmons is really good at defense...
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 2:42p
That brings up a good question
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 2:23p - 1 reply
It's confusing.
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 2:16p
I'd say thats still a solid end result
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 2:08p
And the thatch roof cottages
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 1:53p
Because, "Haha, that guy."
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 12:01p
Now say it in a Jamaican accent
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 10:21a
That's what I thought too
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 9:49a - 1 reply
for CALEB JOSEPH'S HEADS-UP PLAY
Voted on Jul 28 2014, 9:33a
3/5
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 3:16p
Ok. I'll be right back.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:40p
No Subject
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:34p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:31p
Well I didn't know we were playing this game...
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:28p
It was on Wednesday
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:28p - 4 replies
I actually like the picture better.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:18p
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