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Jokes & Burns

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Born and raised in Maryland to a Philadelphia native.

My brother told me to be Arsenal when we played FIFA 2003 for the first time. Since then I've been a Gooner.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Philadelphia Phillies
  • NFL Philadelphia Eagles
  • NCAAB Maryland Terrapins
  • NHL Philadelphia Flyers
  • Golf Bubba Watson, Rickie Fowler
  • FIFA US Men's National Team
  • EPL Arsenal
  • MLS Philadelphia Union
  • General Baltimore Orioles
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Well I agree with you on moving the PAT back to the 15 yard line or so
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 8 2014, 12:52p
No, not a TD
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 8 2014, 12:52p
They may put in some more effort...
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 8 2014, 11:07a - 2 replies
Or just do what I do in MLB The Show
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 8 2014, 11:05a - 2 replies
The NCAA tournament is unbearable now
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 8 2014, 11:03a
"Nelson Cruz is a registered trademark of the Baltimore Orioles"
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 8 2014, 11:01a - 2 replies
Isn't that how Rob Gronkowski broke his arm? Blocking for a PAT?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 8 2014, 10:50a - 2 replies
Most teams aren't faking PATs for their 2 point attempts, though.
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 8 2014, 10:44a
You could also allow the defense to score points off the PAT
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 8 2014, 10:44a
I was there the year UMD went undefeated in ACC play at home
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 8 2014, 10:35a - 2 replies
for TILLMAN: "[EFF] YEAH"
Voted on Apr 7 2014, 12:32p
I would disagree
Commented on Birds Up, O's Down - 2014 Week 1 on Apr 7 2014, 12:29p
knubles&bits?
Commented on Who's who on Camden Chat? (2014 edition) on Apr 4 2014, 12:49p - 1 reply
No that wasn't me.
Commented on Who's who on Camden Chat? (2014 edition) on Apr 4 2014, 12:46p - 2 replies
Hello Camden Chat!
Commented on Who's who on Camden Chat? (2014 edition) on Apr 4 2014, 12:21p - 1 reply
And how is he able to wear number 14?
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 3 2014, 1:10p - 1 reply
You're not my buddy, guy.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 3 2014, 12:08p - 1 reply
But Raffi taught us all the Ducks like rain...
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 3 2014, 11:04a
Oh, yeah. Just an added benefit.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 3 2014, 10:54a - 1 reply
I agree. This pisses me off too.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 3 2014, 10:45a - 3 replies
FD is just struggling today
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Apr 2 2014, 3:27p
And set to make 60 million more dollars over the next 4 years
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Apr 2 2014, 2:43p
As is often said...
Commented on The Orioles are 1-0. How excited should fans be? on Apr 2 2014, 2:19p
for 90+
Voted on Apr 2 2014, 2:15p
Sabathia was throwing straight BP
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Apr 2 2014, 11:03a - 1 reply
Also... (how dare I forget!?)
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Apr 2 2014, 10:53a
Ah, you missed the best one
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Apr 2 2014, 10:44a - 2 replies
He has always been a problem
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Apr 2 2014, 10:31a - 2 replies
for Steve Lombardozzi
Voted on Apr 1 2014, 10:01a
Is there a better place to get game video online than mlb.com?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 1 2014, 9:44a - 1 reply
I carry a 3 iron, but rarely use it
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Mar 27 2014, 10:53a - 2 replies
Guy on my golf team in high school
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Mar 27 2014, 10:41a - 1 reply
Some of these numbers are pretty surprising...
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Mar 27 2014, 10:38a
So seeing this reminded me to check my AT&T plan
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Mar 25 2014, 10:13a
My reaction was, "Ha. Good. I don't like that guy...
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Mar 25 2014, 10:01a - 1 reply
The Rangers also have injury issues
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Mar 25 2014, 9:48a
Damn it. I didn't real this before commenting...
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Mar 25 2014, 9:47a
I get the ESPN mag for free with my Insider subscription
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Mar 25 2014, 9:46a - 1 reply
Wasn't that a Johnny Depp movie?
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Mar 24 2014, 3:59p
I proposed on Christmas Eve by our tree
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Mar 24 2014, 3:42p
Go M_ts!
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Mar 24 2014, 1:42p
In case anyone missed the Stanford game or doesn't like basketball so didn't watch...
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Mar 24 2014, 1:06p - 1 reply
Anyone see Muppets Most Wanted?
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Mar 24 2014, 11:28a - 3 replies
for Detroit Tigers
Voted on Mar 24 2014, 11:12a
He's from Maryland!
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Mar 24 2014, 9:19a - 2 replies
YAY! Congrats!
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Mar 24 2014, 9:11a
Well, The Trop sucks, OPACY rules
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Mar 21 2014, 5:08p - 2 replies
But, as Mark said, the Rays have much better pitching so that's not the point
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Mar 21 2014, 5:02p - 1 reply
Man. No love for any O's in the top 11 AL MVP predictions either?
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Mar 21 2014, 11:11a - 1 reply
I think I'm ready.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Mar 21 2014, 10:13a
Sent in my picks!
Commented on CC HOME RUN DERBY 2014!! on Mar 21 2014, 9:22a
I lost a sweet 16 team in OK, and almost lost another in UConn
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Mar 21 2014, 9:14a - 1 reply
So the Angels trader their own manager's son for Wayne Gretzky's son
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Mar 20 2014, 5:33p - 2 replies
Riffraff, street rat, I don't buy that.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Mar 20 2014, 9:59a - 1 reply
Does this mean the Rays have to trade Matt Moore to Baltimore?
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Mar 20 2014, 9:23a - 1 reply
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