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Jokes & Burns

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Born and raised in Maryland to a Philadelphia native.

My brother told me to be Arsenal when we played FIFA 2003 for the first time. Since then I've been a Gooner.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Philadelphia Phillies
  • NFL Philadelphia Eagles
  • NCAAB Maryland Terrapins
  • NHL Philadelphia Flyers
  • Golf Bubba Watson, Rickie Fowler
  • FIFA US Men's National Team
  • EPL Arsenal
  • MLS Philadelphia Union
  • General Baltimore Orioles
Recent Activity
This is how I feel in the CC keeper league
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 5:30p
Dolphins. They think they're so cute. 'Oh look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin.'
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 4:28p
My foot hurts so much
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 2:33p - 3 replies
Pitches on MLB GameDay
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 2:13p - 1 reply
Well this whole conversation boils back down to the initial point
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 11:45a
That's a funny shirt for a team that's been shut out like 10 times this year.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 11:43a - 2 replies
RBI doesn't make sense though
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 11:42a - 1 reply
I just looked up that year's MVP voting
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 11:36a - 1 reply
Nope.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 11:25a - 1 reply
Behind Prince is dumb
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 11:10a - 1 reply
Also, Manny Machado
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 11:01a - 1 reply
He's already said he has no intentions of waiving his 10-5 rights
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 11:01a
It's from last year
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 10:56a - 2 replies
"Dear Chase- Oh shit, there's stickers"
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 10:42a
I don't like any of Liverpool's uniforms
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 9:54a
Look on the bright side
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 9:51a - 1 reply
They're second favorites to start supplying Manchester United's kits next season
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 11 2014, 9:47a - 1 reply
:)
Commented on Alexis Sanchez signs for Arsenal on Jul 10 2014, 3:08p
Cheers to Unclehood
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 2:52p
Dad always has your back.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 2:29p
Happy Belated Birthday Anniversary
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 2:21p - 1 reply
The past 7 days includes 4th of July weekend
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 2:08p - 1 reply
That was one of my favorite parts of the MLB cable package
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 2:07p
I told my friend about Hawk and how terrible the ChiSox broadcast
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 2:02p - 1 reply
I can relate
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 1:58p
No Subject
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 12:40p
Sing Song
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 12:38p - 1 reply
My favorite course was Bay Tree, hosted the LPGA US Open one year
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 12:38p - 2 replies
Lol
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 12:32p
Yeah, I need to hit the range
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 12:31p
I've played many MB courses
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 12:29p - 1 reply
Can't say I've ever played in NoVa
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 12:23p - 3 replies
I read somewhere that if you can break 100, your in the top 10% of golfers in America
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 12:16p - 1 reply
Oh, Fargo gets even better
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 12:11p
This is my feeling so far, a little let down by season 1
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 12:09p
Heh, my fiance and I looked through it together for two minutes
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 10 2014, 12:03p
I've seen this guy about 100 times today
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 9 2014, 1:20p - 1 reply
They tried years ago with Freddy Adu
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 9 2014, 11:57a
If Germany played Argentina in the finals...
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 9 2014, 11:53a - 1 reply
Damn, Bills-Jets
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 9 2014, 11:25a
The original is from a Jets-Giants game
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 9 2014, 11:24a - 1 reply
I've never liked the Netherlands squad very much
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 9 2014, 11:12a
This is true
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 9 2014, 10:15a
Yeah, I know you don't really
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 5:05p
This is why I don't believe it
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 5:01p - 1 reply
I think its more a perfect storm of things
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 5:00p - 1 reply
Ask me again after Brazil wins 6-5
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 4:55p
I wasn't going to say it.
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 4:39p - 1 reply
They're really showing how other worldly they are
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 4:37p
Four goals in six minutes!?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 4:32p - 1 reply
GTFO, really?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 4:30p - 2 replies
Holy fuck!
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 4:26p
3-0
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 4:25p - 2 replies
Thank you!
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 4:24p - 1 reply
You could just go the safe route...
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 4:22p
I really want Klose to score
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 4:15p - 3 replies
Is a right to the pursuit of babies?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 3:54p - 1 reply
Well, if we're going that far...
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 3:47p
Multiple 7/8 stretches, here we come!
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 3:40p - 2 replies
I'm standing by my 7 of 8 counter point
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 3:38p - 1 reply
7 out of 8 doesn't count, I guess?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 3:24p - 2 replies
But that's not what all the ESPN and FoxSports guys said!
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 2:51p
That Ramos' Rockets guy, though...
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 1:19p
Isn't Oslo still in the running?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 12:35p - 2 replies
Read that one
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 12:21p
I figured there had to be a twist
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 8 2014, 12:16p - 1 reply
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