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Jokes & Burns

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Born and raised in Maryland to a Philadelphia native.

My brother told me to be Arsenal when we played FIFA 2003 for the first time. Since then I've been a Gooner.

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  • MLB Philadelphia Phillies
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  • NHL Philadelphia Flyers
  • Golf Bubba Watson, Rickie Fowler
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  • EPL Arsenal
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Recent Activity
Hahah, the man brought his own ball to throw back just in case
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 12 2014, 10:48a
Wasn't there a user here at the start of the season who was a Royals fan?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 12 2014, 10:04a - 2 replies
MASHED.
Commented on Game 115: Cardinals (61-52) @ Orioles (65-49), 7:05 on Aug 8 2014, 7:40p
God that was terrible.
Commented on Game 115: Cardinals (61-52) @ Orioles (65-49), 7:05 on Aug 8 2014, 7:22p
Just saw some sweet new claymation Oriole bird
Commented on Game 115: Cardinals (61-52) @ Orioles (65-49), 7:05 on Aug 8 2014, 7:21p
He always spells it bolg
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 8 2014, 4:07p
Ich bin Grootenhaben
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 8 2014, 3:08p
So apparently I'm not a vocabulary wonk.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 8 2014, 2:24p
I saw "Wonk" all over the place when I was down there
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 8 2014, 2:20p - 2 replies
That was really easy, thanks
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 8 2014, 1:33p - 1 reply
Trouble buying O's tickets tonight
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 8 2014, 1:25p - 2 replies
You're a nice guy, Giles
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 8 2014, 11:39a - 1 reply
Wish I could. Sounds fun.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 8 2014, 11:22a - 2 replies
That's the worst part of BTS
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 8 2014, 11:21a - 2 replies
You have to sign in on a computer
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 8 2014, 11:04a - 1 reply
That one guy said we have David Webb
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 8 2014, 10:55a - 1 reply
MLB Beat the Streak one day contest
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Aug 8 2014, 10:41a - 2 replies
The second video on that link makes it look like his/her wrist is hurt
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 7 2014, 4:27p
Are we sure this isn't a guy in a bear costume?
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 7 2014, 4:21p - 1 reply
How come plasma treatment works for their players?
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 7 2014, 4:09p
I would vote for this
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 7 2014, 4:09p
I wasn't even making a joke.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 7 2014, 4:06p
Landon Donovan is going to retire at the end of this year
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 7 2014, 1:56p - 1 reply
Reporters said "fairly significant but not major" names.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 7 2014, 1:07p - 4 replies
Congrats on your little madgirl!
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 7 2014, 12:04p - 1 reply
That game against Shane Greene a few weeks ago... Ugh.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 7 2014, 10:52a - 2 replies
This may have been brought up in the post game thread...
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Aug 7 2014, 10:46a - 2 replies
Bail money?
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 4:33p
I got into J Roddy Walston and the Business when Heavy Bells started playing on the radio
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 4:11p - 1 reply
I just looked it up out of curiosity
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 3:01p - 1 reply
Damn, even with his struggles last year, why would you drop Foster in a keeper league?
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 2:31p - 1 reply
Did you just call me a ho?
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 2:27p - 1 reply
I'm automatically runner up at least!
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 2:26p - 1 reply
How are you getting either of these players in the 13th?
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 2:25p - 1 reply
Most teams change their away kit every season
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 2:20p
Wow. That eastern league is terrible...
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 2:17p
No, I totally relate
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 2:00p - 1 reply
How far you think United will go in the Champions League this season?
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 1:53p - 2 replies
Top few divisions you have Blackpool and Wolverhampton
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 1:48p
Newcastle Brown Ale is 'aight
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 1:45p
Hull City is black and orange
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 1:43p - 3 replies
Follow whatever team you want, man.
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 1:38p
As tempting as it is, I am able to resist spoiler bars when they're related to things I care about.
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 12:51p
I've read a lot about this, obviously
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 12:50p - 1 reply
That's right where I am
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 12:44p - 2 replies
Yeah, I've looked into this
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 11:43a - 1 reply
New to me
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 11:40a
This happens to my dad all the time
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 11:35a
My new car doesn't have AUX or XM
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 11:33a - 2 replies
I don't...?
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 11:16a
I think the only NPR I listened to was some story about Amazon.com warehouses
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 11:13a - 1 reply
DC 101 has been killing me
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 11:12a - 2 replies
I heard a station plug on 98Rock the other day
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 11:07a - 2 replies
Reminds me of when Rob Dibble called Stasburg a wus
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 10:58a
It was out of our price range too and 45 minutes from our church
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 10:52a
That's what we looked at as well
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 10:32a - 1 reply
Maybe he was referring the the sentence's right hand side?
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 10:31a
I could see them listening to offers on Wieters this offseason
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 10:29a
We briefly looked into having our wedding reception in Taneytown
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 10:00a - 2 replies
I doubt he even gets past the Rockies
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 6 2014, 9:53a
Mm. Nyger Morgan was released. What's your favorite Nyger Morgan moment?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 5 2014, 5:17p - 3 replies
Interesting factoid about "the block"
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 5 2014, 5:06p
Definitely the contract
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 5 2014, 4:54p
I would have preferred more Gary Oldman
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 5 2014, 3:59p - 2 replies
Agree with the 3B
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 5 2014, 3:43p - 1 reply
He's been on a tear since he's come back from his most recent DL stint
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 5 2014, 3:42p
Yeah, he actually really hasn't done anything this season
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 5 2014, 3:36p
Sheez.
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 5 2014, 3:34p - 1 reply
He was there a year and was injured almost all of it
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 5 2014, 3:27p - 3 replies
And on top of all that he's a Terp
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 5 2014, 3:03p - 1 reply
Well. He's better than Jason Collins is at basketball.
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 5 2014, 2:57p - 2 replies
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