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Jokes & Burns

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Born and raised in Maryland to a Philadelphia native.

My brother told me to be Arsenal when we played FIFA 2003 for the first time. Since then I've been a Gooner.

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  • MLB Philadelphia Phillies
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  • NHL Philadelphia Flyers
  • Golf Bubba Watson, Rickie Fowler
  • FIFA US Men's National Team
  • EPL Arsenal
  • MLS Philadelphia Union
  • General Baltimore Orioles
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Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 3:16p
Ok. I'll be right back.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:40p
No Subject
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:34p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:31p
Well I didn't know we were playing this game...
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:28p
It was on Wednesday
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:28p - 4 replies
I actually like the picture better.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:18p
That's how I felt about the Brand New show I went to last week
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:16p - 1 reply
Concert at Nat's Stadium in August?
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 1:11p - 1 reply
Wow, that makes it even more fucked up
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 12:48p
That is very fucked up.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 12:42p - 1 reply
"Did you see the way he fielded the ball hit one step to his right?
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 11:12a
I saw this and found it hilarious
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 11:11a
That was my favorite part
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 11:08a - 1 reply
Hahahah, you're so right, this thing is hilarious.
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 10:55a
Blol Jays
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 10:52a - 1 reply
Well I think the Jays have more talent on their roster
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 10:46a - 2 replies
Is The Americans on Netflix now?
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 5:10p - 1 reply
That sounds pretty awesome too
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 4:50p
Unforunately the O's will be out of town the entire time he's here
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 4:45p - 1 reply
.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 4:44p
That sounds kick ass
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 4:40p - 1 reply
I tried telling him this...
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 4:39p - 2 replies
Thanks, checking it out now
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 4:37p
Oh you're right.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 4:37p
That's where I'm leaning
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 4:33p - 2 replies
Johnny Football!
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 4:26p
Camden Chat football fans - I need assistance
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 4:23p - 8 replies
Easy for me to count, because my wedding is November 1
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 4:14p
I'm surprised Kenny Lofton wasn't involved.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 4:11p - 1 reply
Wasnt he on the team in spring training?
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 1:31p - 1 reply
Wow. I'm REALLY sorry...
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 1:29p - 1 reply
This is true
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 1:08p
Mr. Moderator, tear down this comment.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 12:33p - 2 replies
I'm on the same page with most of yours, my mind's changes....
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 12:32p - 1 reply
Do not comment unless commented upon. But if it's a (comment) war they want, then let it start here.
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 12:20p - 1 reply
So is this now or all time?
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 12:18p
Give me an open thread, or give me death
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 12:10p - 1 reply
Just look at it this way
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Jul 24 2014, 11:37a
Those are kick ass.
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 4:40p - 1 reply
I found that whole story pretty unbelievable
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 4:38p - 1 reply
Oh I know about Ian Watkins...
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 4:35p - 1 reply
Didn't know who that was
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 4:33p - 3 replies
So I assume the LoG frontman ended up not going to a Czech prision?
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 4:27p - 2 replies
Zing.
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 4:22p
Literally August is the worst month for me.
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 4:15p - 2 replies
RIP Crispy M&Ms
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 4:12p
I'd be out for the 16th
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 3:33p - 1 reply
I don't know. It's possible
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 3:15p - 1 reply
He throws a splitter
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 3:05p - 2 replies
He also hit 94 a few times last night
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 2:57p - 1 reply
That's just crazy
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 1:57p - 1 reply
They did put on a real fun show
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 12:27p - 1 reply
Sante Fe closed my freshman year or around then
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 12:26p - 1 reply
I saw Mambo Sauce years ago at the old Sante Fe in College Park
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 12:15p - 2 replies
Commas are important!
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jul 23 2014, 12:12p - 1 reply
for Miguel Gonzalez (7.2 IP, 2 ER, 5 K's)
Voted on Jul 23 2014, 11:20a
What other albums am I missing from the 2000s?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 4:09p - 1 reply
Ok...
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 4:05p - 2 replies
Brand New made three awesome albums
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 3:56p - 1 reply
Brand New
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 3:20p - 1 reply
Well if you get a hot lurker to round out the foursome
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 2:52p
He will improve their infield defense tremendously.
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 1:38p
Aw, man... :(
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 1:18p - 1 reply
That was my thought
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 1:09p - 1 reply
Are you talking about just the one's with the hearts?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 12:55p - 1 reply
And he'd benefit from a move to the NL and Petco Park
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 11:27a
There had to be another piece in that offer
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 11:20a
Waldorf, Nap-town, world wide, what!?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 10:59a
It was pointed out that not all the scouts were there for Lee
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 10:32a - 1 reply
Why wouldn't the QO be in play for Cruz?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 22 2014, 10:15a - 1 reply
I always get sad when I think of that
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 21 2014, 5:08p - 2 replies
Rehab assignment, I believe
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 21 2014, 4:57p - 2 replies
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