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Jon Bois

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I'm a featured contributor, and occasional editor, at SB Nation. The movie "National Treasure 2" was based on events that actually happened to me. I live in Louisville, Kentucky, and I am never not wearing a suit and tie.

Co-founder, The Dugout: http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/the-dugout
Co-founder, Progressive Boink: http://www.progressiveboink.com/
Personal blog: http://www.jonbois.com

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Atlanta Braves
  • NFL Kansas City Chiefs
  • NCAAF Louisville Cardinals
  • NCAAB Louisville Cardinals
  • NASCAR Dayton Moore
  • MMA Bill Pecota
  • Boxing Keith Lockhart
  • Soccer Michael Tucker
  • Cycling Jermaine Dye
  • Tennis Jeff Francoeur
  • General Tony Pena, Jr., Wilson Betemit, Kyle Davies, Horacio Ramirez, Paul Byrd, Kyle Farnsworth, Gregor Blanco, Matt Diaz, Melky Cabrera, Rick Ankiel, John Schuerholz, and Tony Graffanino, also Brayan Pena and Eli Marrero
Recent Activity
i didn't really explain this part
Commented on NBA Y2K: The Kobes of past, present and future on Apr 17 2014, 1:52p
NBA Y2K: The Kobes of past, present and future
Posted on Apr 17 2014, 12:43p
love u 2
Commented on Six things on Apr 14 2014, 11:07a - 1 reply
"it seems Mr. Bois is saying that the way something exists can tell you about its truth."
Commented on Six things on Apr 14 2014, 11:00a
Six things
Posted on Apr 14 2014, 12:55a
for DAMN IT, ASTROS, PART 8
Voted on Apr 11 2014, 11:25a
This Week In GIFs: The return of 'Damn it, Astros'
Posted on Apr 11 2014, 11:23a
i'm good with this
Commented on Tuesday Evening Cardinal News And Notes on Apr 8 2014, 10:18p
REF RAGE: A study of our NCAA Tournament frustrations and hatreds
Posted on Apr 8 2014, 1:21p
A Sea Of Blue
Joined on Apr 7 2014, 10:27p
ha, promise that wasn't intentional
Commented on NBA Y2K: The Sixers' quest for an 0-82 season on Apr 1 2014, 5:44p
i ran into a problem i think is common in sports video games:
Commented on NBA Y2K: The Sixers' quest for an 0-82 season on Apr 1 2014, 5:43p - 1 reply
yep!
Commented on NBA Y2K: The Sixers' quest for an 0-82 season on Apr 1 2014, 4:35p
we've been over this, giffy
Commented on NBA Y2K: The Sixers' quest for an 0-82 season on Apr 1 2014, 1:49p
NBA Y2K: The Sixers' quest for an 0-82 season
Posted on Apr 1 2014, 11:52a
for WILD FAN
Voted on Mar 28 2014, 12:30p
This Week In GIFs: Airballing with everyday household items
Posted on Mar 28 2014, 12:26p
UNC athletics' terrible homework: A brief timeline
Posted on Mar 27 2014, 3:20p
am i getting scolded
Commented on DADBRACKET: The open thread on Mar 26 2014, 7:21p - 1 reply
oh man, this one's a champ
Commented on DADBRACKET: The open thread on Mar 26 2014, 2:14p
YES
Commented on DADBRACKET: The open thread on Mar 26 2014, 2:09p - 3 replies
x-acto knives
Commented on DADBRACKET: The open thread on Mar 26 2014, 1:49p - 1 reply
DADBRACKET: The open thread
Posted on Mar 26 2014, 1:39p
re: Mianus
Commented on 'Towns of Repute' bracket: the open thread on Mar 25 2014, 1:45p - 3 replies
'Towns of Repute' bracket: the open thread
Posted on Mar 25 2014, 1:40p
had to make some tough decisions
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 4:42p - 1 reply
i've pressed it into a variety of services
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 4:29p
one awesome thing about fish sauce
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 4:27p
actually nevermind. white castle is awesome
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 4:25p - 1 reply
none
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 4:22p - 1 reply
oooof
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 4:19p - 2 replies
i'm including Arby's sauce in the "barbecue sauce" subcategory
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 4:07p - 5 replies
"you incorrectly assessed these things i’ve never heard of"
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 4:02p - 1 reply
agree with both y'all
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 3:53p - 1 reply
NO IT'S NOT
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 3:28p - 4 replies
/waves
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 3:27p - 1 reply
they're both for drunks and slobs fyi
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 3:24p - 1 reply
dang, over relish?
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 3:19p - 3 replies
i just want to state right away that i'd rather dump a glass of water on my sandwich than add Miracle Whip.
Commented on 'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread on Mar 24 2014, 3:16p - 2 replies
'Best Condiment' bracket: The open thread
Posted on Mar 24 2014, 3:14p
i don't have it out for the broncos
Commented on Alternative Brackets: The 'worst places to buy clothes' open thread on Mar 20 2014, 1:27p - 2 replies
the best one i ever saw
Commented on Alternative Brackets: The 'worst places to buy clothes' open thread on Mar 20 2014, 1:24p - 2 replies
Alternative Brackets: The 'worst places to buy clothes' open thread
Posted on Mar 20 2014, 1:09p
the picks were made independently of one another
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:49p
i like the habanero
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:48p - 1 reply
nothing is currently available at jon's sandwich shop.
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:47p
good work giffy
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:46p
i would eat one
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:43p
but grape, though.
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:43p
when making my decisions, i reserved boozin' as a tertiary quality, so as to maintain focus.
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:41p
more like bro¢¢oli
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:40p
these are some of the most notable merits of broccoli:
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:37p - 1 reply
i'm not so big on potatoes
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:32p - 2 replies
mushroom is a vegetable.
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:31p
the difference is that lemon is commonly used for good things
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:31p
all the varietals play as a team.
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:30p
garlic didn't lose its first-round matchup.
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:29p - 1 reply
i'm sorry you are having difficulty
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:27p
the short answer is that apples are better than bananas
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:27p - 1 reply
they really did.
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:24p
i love avocados to no end ...
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:22p - 3 replies
ginger did get jobbed
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:17p
babies are cool
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:16p - 1 reply
my advice is that i'm right
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:16p
i actually just considered broccoli on its own.
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:15p
i am still attempting to better understand the marketplace
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:14p
i did
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:14p
do you enjoy:
Commented on Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread on Mar 19 2014, 1:14p - 2 replies
Fruits and Vegetables bracket results: the open thread
Posted on Mar 19 2014, 1:01p
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