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Jon Bois

  • joined Aug 31, 2009
  • last login Jul 11, 2014
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I'm a featured contributor, and occasional editor, at SB Nation. The movie "National Treasure 2" was based on events that actually happened to me. I live in Louisville, Kentucky, and I am never not wearing a suit and tie.

Co-founder, The Dugout: http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/the-dugout
Co-founder, Progressive Boink: http://www.progressiveboink.com/
Personal blog: http://www.jonbois.com

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Atlanta Braves
  • NFL Kansas City Chiefs
  • NCAAF Louisville Cardinals
  • NCAAB Louisville Cardinals
  • NASCAR Dayton Moore
  • MMA Bill Pecota
  • Boxing Keith Lockhart
  • Soccer Michael Tucker
  • Cycling Jermaine Dye
  • Tennis Jeff Francoeur
  • General Tony Pena, Jr., Wilson Betemit, Kyle Davies, Horacio Ramirez, Paul Byrd, Kyle Farnsworth, Gregor Blanco, Matt Diaz, Melky Cabrera, Rick Ankiel, John Schuerholz, and Tony Graffanino, also Brayan Pena and Eli Marrero
User Blog

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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It's our first THIS WEEK IN GIFs of the baseball season, and the Astros have wasted no time in building their astoundingly crappy GIF legacy. Vote, and help us decide the best of the week.

**** THESE ****ING REFS

We at SB Nation posted tens of thousands of comments as we watched this year's NCAA Tournament. Most were fun. Many were posted in blind fits of fury. Here, we examine the phenomenon of "ref rage," and see who got the maddest.

The video game Sixers go for an 0-82 season

Welcome to the series premiere of NBA Y2K, the basketball edition of Breaking Madden. The 76ers' losing streak ended at only 26 games. Let's make it 82, and send the franchise into a spiral of despair out of which they will never emerge.

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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Basketballs aren't the only objects that can be airballed. That is what this week's crop of GIFs has to teach us. Vote, and help us decide the best animated sports GIF of the week.

The worst homework of all time

North Carolina has long been suspected of holding its basketball players to loose academic standards. Now, we have proof, which we have completely made up.

DADBRACKET: The open thread

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It is time to decide the most Dad Things of all time. Fill out a bracket, and give yourself a shot to win a prize package including an iPad and a Steely Dan album.

'Towns of Repute' bracket: the open thread

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Today, we consider our nation's cultural meccas: Accident, Maryland. Burnt Corn, Alabama. Wankers Corner, Oregon. And 63 other town names that we promise are not made up. We're giving away an Xbox One, and we're debating the tourney in the comments.

'Best Condiment' bracket: the open thread

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Our last food-themed bracket made everyone hate me forever. Let's do another one! We're giving away an Xbox One and a bucket of mayonnaise, and we're arguing in the comments section below.

Worst places to buy clothes: the open thread

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Over 100 items of clothing are sold in the United States every year! Some of them, unfortunately, are purchased in notably crummy establishments. This is where we debate the very worst places to shop for clothing.

Fruits and Vegetables bracket results

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Jon has decided the best fruits and vegetables of all time. Please feel free to ask Jon questions in the comments below, and compliment him for being right about everything.

CAGE FIGHT: A bracket of 64 Nic Cage movies

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Implausibly, Nicolas Cage has appeared in well over 64 films. His oeuvre is the subject of today's Alternative Bracket. Fill one out, and put yourself in the running for a PlayStation 4, a pack of Huggies, and other such technological wonders.

Best fruits and vegetables: the discussion thread

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If you fill out a bracket for our Fruits and Vegetables tourney, you'll be entered into a random draft to win a prize package that includes a PlayStation 4, and more importantly, a banana suit.

Choosing bracket winners by alphabetical order

It will be interesting to see who will win, and what the results of the tournament will be.

GIF Tournament: Satisfactory Six open thread

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The Terrible Twelve of our GIF Tournament has been whittled down to the Satisfactory Six. Today, we vote to determine which three animated sports GIFs we're sending to the national championship.

GIF Tournament V open thread: The Terrible Twelve

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Today, we bravely march deeper into the fifth-ever SB Nation GIF Tournament. Only 12 animated sports GIFs remain. Here is your open thread.

GIF Tournament V: open thread

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We've narrowed the GIF Tournament field down to 24 funny, amazing, strange, and/or depressing sports GIFs. Monday, we head to the polls again.

GIF Tourney: Let's talk about the Midwest Region

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All 48 GIFs from GIF Tournament V are now live and ready for your review. Voting will remain open throughout the weekend. In the comments below, we argue the cases for our favorite GIFs, and complain about all the great ones I left out.

GIF Tournament V: Discuss your favorites

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GIF Tournament V is officially live. Join us in the comments below, argue for the GIFs you feel should win, and forget that you have a job.

Sports video games are difficult to make

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Inspired by games such as NBA 2K14, Jon Bois decided to create a video game of his very own. It went terribly.

Sometimes, a man grins

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Quarterback Rusty Smith has started only one game in the NFL. But on YouTube, there stands a humble relic in his honor. It is full of mystery, and it is meant for no one.

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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Welcome to a basketball-heavy episode of THIS WEEK IN GIFs! Vote, and help us determine the best sports GIF of the week.

The proud history of commissioner-punching

Every year at the NFL Draft, a player gets drafted, walks onstage, and punches commissioner Roger Goodell in the face. Here's a look back on the most time-honored tradition in football.

French names pronounced in French, newsman crabby

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A Canadian news network is pronouncing Sochi athletes' names as the athletes themselves pronounce them. According to another Canadian news network, this is horrible and will ruin everything forever.

A collection of complete lies about Sochi

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It seems like there are more and more Olympic host cities each and every year. But Sochi, the host of this year's Winter Games, was clearly unprepared. Here is Jon's report from Sochi. He is not there and these photos are fake.

Hey y'all got y'alls' asses whooped

It's fun when teams get their asses whooped. This is a presentation of data meant for football fans who are wondering whether or not the Broncos lost the Super Bowl.

Yogurt sucks

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Axe's Super Bowl commercial

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Volkswagen's 'Wings' ad

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

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