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Jon Bois

  • joined Aug 31, 2009
  • last login Aug 28, 2014
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I'm a featured contributor, and occasional editor, at SB Nation. The movie "National Treasure 2" was based on events that actually happened to me. I live in Louisville, Kentucky, and I am never not wearing a suit and tie.

Co-founder, The Dugout: http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/the-dugout
Co-founder, Progressive Boink: http://www.progressiveboink.com/
Personal blog: http://www.jonbois.com

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Atlanta Braves
  • NFL Kansas City Chiefs
  • NCAAF Louisville Cardinals
  • NCAAB Louisville Cardinals
  • NASCAR Dayton Moore
  • MMA Bill Pecota
  • Boxing Keith Lockhart
  • Soccer Michael Tucker
  • Cycling Jermaine Dye
  • Tennis Jeff Francoeur
  • General Tony Pena, Jr., Wilson Betemit, Kyle Davies, Horacio Ramirez, Paul Byrd, Kyle Farnsworth, Gregor Blanco, Matt Diaz, Melky Cabrera, Rick Ankiel, John Schuerholz, and Tony Graffanino, also Brayan Pena and Eli Marrero
User Blog

GIF Tournament V: Discuss your favorites

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GIF Tournament V is officially live. Join us in the comments below, argue for the GIFs you feel should win, and forget that you have a job.

Sports video games are difficult to make

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Inspired by games such as NBA 2K14, Jon Bois decided to create a video game of his very own. It went terribly.

Sometimes, a man grins

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Quarterback Rusty Smith has started only one game in the NFL. But on YouTube, there stands a humble relic in his honor. It is full of mystery, and it is meant for no one.

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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Welcome to a basketball-heavy episode of THIS WEEK IN GIFs! Vote, and help us determine the best sports GIF of the week.

The proud history of commissioner-punching

Every year at the NFL Draft, a player gets drafted, walks onstage, and punches commissioner Roger Goodell in the face. Here's a look back on the most time-honored tradition in football.

French names pronounced in French, newsman crabby

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A Canadian news network is pronouncing Sochi athletes' names as the athletes themselves pronounce them. According to another Canadian news network, this is horrible and will ruin everything forever.

A collection of complete lies about Sochi

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It seems like there are more and more Olympic host cities each and every year. But Sochi, the host of this year's Winter Games, was clearly unprepared. Here is Jon's report from Sochi. He is not...

Hey y'all got y'alls' asses whooped

It's fun when teams get their asses whooped. This is a presentation of data meant for football fans who are wondering whether or not the Broncos lost the Super Bowl.

Yogurt sucks

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Axe's Super Bowl commercial

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Volkswagen's 'Wings' ad

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Radio Shack's Super Bowl commercial

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Audi's 'Doberhuahua' commercial

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Kia's Super Bowl commercial

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Jaguar's 'British Villains' commercial

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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Many of this week's sports GIFs feature individuals who either are 1,300 years old, or behave as though they are. Vote, and help us decide the best of the week.

Confused tweets to athletes: a story in pictures

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Folks on Twitter are passionate. Unfortunately, as a guy with a Twitter handle just barely different from Richard Sherman's has learned, they sometimes direct their tweets to the wrong people....

How you can be in the next Breaking Madden

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The season finale of Breaking Madden is coming, and for the first time ever, we're going to use it as an instrument for good instead of evil. Donate to a charity of your choice, and you'll have a...

He did the most sports stuff, and we never saw it

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Anthony Calvillo, quarterback of the CFL's Montreal Alouettes since 1998, announced his retirement Tuesday. He leaves the game with 79,816 career passing yards -- perhaps a higher number than any...

NFL: Don't turn off the lights this time, please

Last season, the Superdome's lights suddenly shut off -- right in the middle of the Super Bowl. No matter the reason, it was a poor decision to turn them off, and the NFL should think carefully...

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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Reaching athletic greatness does not necessarily guarantee that you aren't a total goofball dorkus-malorkus, as clearly demonstrated by this week's sports GIFs. Vote, and help us decide the best of...

The BEEFTANK Trilogy concludes

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Clarence BEEFTANK is the hero of Breaking Madden, and the lovable little man who started it all. After a three-month absence, he returns for the NFC Championship Game to humiliate the Seahawks, and...

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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This week, the weather was frigid, the shooting was frigid, and the fates were ruthlessly frigid. Vote, and help us determine the greatest animated sports GIF of the week.

An offense of all Tom Bradys

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This Saturday, the Patriots will need Tom Brady as never before, so we fired up Madden, made copies of Tom Brady and put them all on the New England offense. It was terrible, and then it was...

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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This week's themes: tomfoolery, and standard foolery. Vote, and help us decide the greatest animated sports GIF of the week.

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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This week's theme: athletes who may or may not be aware that they are playing a sport. Vote, and help us decide the greatest animated sports GIF of the week.

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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The theme of this week is, "outside is a terrible place." Vote, and help us decide the greatest animated sports GIF of the week.

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