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Jon Bois

  • joined Aug 31, 2009
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I'm a featured contributor, and occasional editor, at SB Nation. The movie "National Treasure 2" was based on events that actually happened to me. I live in Louisville, Kentucky, and I am never not wearing a suit and tie.

Co-founder, The Dugout: http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/the-dugout
Co-founder, Progressive Boink: http://www.progressiveboink.com/
Personal blog: http://www.jonbois.com

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Atlanta Braves
  • NFL Kansas City Chiefs
  • NCAAF Louisville Cardinals
  • NCAAB Louisville Cardinals
  • NASCAR Dayton Moore
  • MMA Bill Pecota
  • Boxing Keith Lockhart
  • Soccer Michael Tucker
  • Cycling Jermaine Dye
  • Tennis Jeff Francoeur
  • General Tony Pena, Jr., Wilson Betemit, Kyle Davies, Horacio Ramirez, Paul Byrd, Kyle Farnsworth, Gregor Blanco, Matt Diaz, Melky Cabrera, Rick Ankiel, John Schuerholz, and Tony Graffanino, also Brayan Pena and Eli Marrero
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A collection of complete lies about Sochi

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It seems like there are more and more Olympic host cities each and every year. But Sochi, the host of this year's Winter Games, was clearly unprepared. Here is Jon's report from Sochi. He is not...

Hey y'all got y'alls' asses whooped

It's fun when teams get their asses whooped. This is a presentation of data meant for football fans who are wondering whether or not the Broncos lost the Super Bowl.

Yogurt sucks

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Axe's Super Bowl commercial

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Volkswagen's 'Wings' ad

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Radio Shack's Super Bowl commercial

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Audi's 'Doberhuahua' commercial

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Kia's Super Bowl commercial

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Jaguar's 'British Villains' commercial

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In this evening's continuing series, we at SB Nation are grading Super Bowl commercials live as they appear. Our rulings are scientific, objective, and absolute.

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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Many of this week's sports GIFs feature individuals who either are 1,300 years old, or behave as though they are. Vote, and help us decide the best of the week.

Confused tweets to athletes: a story in pictures

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Folks on Twitter are passionate. Unfortunately, as a guy with a Twitter handle just barely different from Richard Sherman's has learned, they sometimes direct their tweets to the wrong people....

How you can be in the next Breaking Madden

The season finale of Breaking Madden is coming, and for the first time ever, we're going to use it as an instrument for good instead of evil. Donate to a charity of your choice, and you'll have a...

He did the most sports stuff, and we never saw it

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Anthony Calvillo, quarterback of the CFL's Montreal Alouettes since 1998, announced his retirement Tuesday. He leaves the game with 79,816 career passing yards -- perhaps a higher number than any...

NFL: Don't turn off the lights this time, please

Last season, the Superdome's lights suddenly shut off -- right in the middle of the Super Bowl. No matter the reason, it was a poor decision to turn them off, and the NFL should think carefully...

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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Reaching athletic greatness does not necessarily guarantee that you aren't a total goofball dorkus-malorkus, as clearly demonstrated by this week's sports GIFs. Vote, and help us decide the best of...

The BEEFTANK Trilogy concludes

Clarence BEEFTANK is the hero of Breaking Madden, and the lovable little man who started it all. After a three-month absence, he returns for the NFC Championship Game to humiliate the Seahawks, and...

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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This week, the weather was frigid, the shooting was frigid, and the fates were ruthlessly frigid. Vote, and help us determine the greatest animated sports GIF of the week.

An offense of all Tom Bradys

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This Saturday, the Patriots will need Tom Brady as never before, so we fired up Madden, made copies of Tom Brady and put them all on the New England offense. It was terrible, and then it was...

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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This week's themes: tomfoolery, and standard foolery. Vote, and help us decide the greatest animated sports GIF of the week.

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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This week's theme: athletes who may or may not be aware that they are playing a sport. Vote, and help us decide the greatest animated sports GIF of the week.

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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The theme of this week is, "outside is a terrible place." Vote, and help us decide the greatest animated sports GIF of the week.

Tony Gonzalez, cranky old man of destruction

Tony Gonzalez has not fumbled since 2006. The Redskins' special-teams unit is abjectly miserable. Let's smash the two into each other in Madden, see what happens, and accept that we will create...

What's the saddest meal you ever ate in a vehicle?

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Following Ohio State's loss this weekend, coach Urban Meyer resorted to eating a dinner of pizza while sitting in a golf cart. It was a sad spectacle, but he is not alone. Here, we share stories of...

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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The theme this week: individuals who completely fail to save face, both literally and figuratively. Vote, and help us decide the greatest sports GIF of the week.

Let's make offsides legal, that sounds fun

Fumbles are glorious, but over the last few decades, they've been on the decline in the NFL. Let's bring them all back. All at once. And let's destroy as many rules of man and God as we need to.

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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This week follows a general theme of sports fans having a terrible time and/or being terrible to other people. Vote, and help us decide the greatest sports GIF of the week.

Bo knows Breaking Madden

The legend of Bo Jackson extended to video games. His Tecmo Bowl self remains arguably the greatest athlete in the history of gaming. In this episode, we recreate Bo in Madden NFL 25, and watch him...

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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Welcome once again to THIS WEEK IN GIFs, in which we review the greatest animated sports GIFs of recent days. Voting will remain open until Sunday at 11 p.m. Eastern. Enjoy!

Pat McAfee, Destroyer of Worlds

This season, Colts punter Pat McAfee has emerged as a cult hero. In this episode of Breaking Madden, we push his ratings as high as they can go, and find out whether a punter can win a game all by...

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