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Jon Bois

  • joined Aug 31, 2009
  • last login Aug 21, 2014
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I'm a featured contributor, and occasional editor, at SB Nation. The movie "National Treasure 2" was based on events that actually happened to me. I live in Louisville, Kentucky, and I am never not wearing a suit and tie.

Co-founder, The Dugout: http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/the-dugout
Co-founder, Progressive Boink: http://www.progressiveboink.com/
Personal blog: http://www.jonbois.com

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Atlanta Braves
  • NFL Kansas City Chiefs
  • NCAAF Louisville Cardinals
  • NCAAB Louisville Cardinals
  • NASCAR Dayton Moore
  • MMA Bill Pecota
  • Boxing Keith Lockhart
  • Soccer Michael Tucker
  • Cycling Jermaine Dye
  • Tennis Jeff Francoeur
  • General Tony Pena, Jr., Wilson Betemit, Kyle Davies, Horacio Ramirez, Paul Byrd, Kyle Farnsworth, Gregor Blanco, Matt Diaz, Melky Cabrera, Rick Ankiel, John Schuerholz, and Tony Graffanino, also Brayan Pena and Eli Marrero
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Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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The theme this week: individuals who completely fail to save face, both literally and figuratively. Vote, and help us decide the greatest sports GIF of the week.

Let's make offsides legal, that sounds fun

Fumbles are glorious, but over the last few decades, they've been on the decline in the NFL. Let's bring them all back. All at once. And let's destroy as many rules of man and God as we need to.

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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This week follows a general theme of sports fans having a terrible time and/or being terrible to other people. Vote, and help us decide the greatest sports GIF of the week.

Bo knows Breaking Madden

The legend of Bo Jackson extended to video games. His Tecmo Bowl self remains arguably the greatest athlete in the history of gaming. In this episode, we recreate Bo in Madden NFL 25, and watch him...

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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Welcome once again to THIS WEEK IN GIFs, in which we review the greatest animated sports GIFs of recent days. Voting will remain open until Sunday at 11 p.m. Eastern. Enjoy!

Pat McAfee, Destroyer of Worlds

This season, Colts punter Pat McAfee has emerged as a cult hero. In this episode of Breaking Madden, we push his ratings as high as they can go, and find out whether a punter can win a game all by...

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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After a short hiatus, THIS WEEK IN GIFs returns! Voting, as usual, will remain open until Sunday at 11 p.m. Eastern. Enjoy!

1 team, 46 Johnsons

In recent weeks, guys named Johnson have lit up the scoreboard. In this episode of Breaking Madden, we put every Johnson in the NFL on the same team, and we have the GIFs to prove it.

Gio Bernard and the run of the year

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Bengals running back Giovani Bernard pulled off a run so odd and amazing Thursday night that we can't not look back.

You hung out at Jeremy Lin's place

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Jeremy Lin got a new apartment, and he invited you over. You had a terrible time.

C'mon Favre, join the Rams and give it one more go

The Rams reportedly asked 44-year-old Brett Favre if they could talk him out of retirement. Tragically, he said no. Let's create him in Madden, experience his Gunslingin' majesty in GIFs and...

How to download and play as BEEFTANK

It wouldn't be fair for me to keep BEEFTANK to myself. If you have an Xbox 360, a copy of Madden NFL 25, and an Xbox Live Gold subscription, you can download the rosters you've seen in Breaking...

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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The theme of the week: accepting failure and shaping it into art. Vote, and help us determine the best GIF in the bunch.

Favre Watch 2013: A story in pictures

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Sure would be great to see Brett Favre give it one more go and show these kids a thing or two, according to reports.

44 Greg Schianos meet their doom

Bucs head coach Greg Schiano is off to an 0-6 start. Clearly, he does not have enough of his esteemed "Schiano Men" on his roster. Let's release everyone on the Tampa Bay roster, replace them with...

'A Prairie Home Companion' is wretched and awful

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Garrison Keillor's public radio variety show is inoffensive, successful, and put on by very nice people. It is also, if you ask Jon Bois and Spencer Hall, the most terrible show in the history of...

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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This week, we've seen a lot of GIFs that illustrate all the terrible things that happen outside the field of play. Vote, and help us determine the best of the week.

Vince Young and the 90-second rushing play

Houston native Vince Young wants to play football again. The Texans are mired in the dumbest quarterback controversy of the season. Let's put the two together in Madden and see if one man can kill...

A history of the Red River Shootout

Saturday afternoon, Oklahoma and Texas will meet in the Red River Shootout. It promises to be a real Red River Shootout. Let's take a look back at the history of this centuries-old tradition.

Jaguars 42, Broncos 0: The return of BEEFTANK

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This Sunday's Broncos-Jaguars appears to be the most one-sided match-up of the 21st century. But not in Madden, where Knowshon Moreno takes the snaps, Peyton Manning is a running back, and human...

The Quarterback Internet Hate Index

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NFL quarterbacks, if you ask the Internet, are for hating. In this dreadfully scientific study, we look at how much we hate these QBs and how dumb we are.

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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Two baby squirrel GIFs await you in THIS WEEK IN GIFs. Vote, and help us decide the best of the week.

A list of situations that need Greg Schiano

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Greg Schiano, head coach of the 0-4 Buccaneers, says that the Bucs' situation was one that "needed Greg Schiano." This is one of many situations that need Greg Schiano.

One game, 32 touchdowns, 2,400 rushing yards

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The Giants' running game is one of the very worst in the NFL. Let's give them Adrian Peterson and Marshawn Lynch, trash the defensive ratings of their Week 5 opponents, and make Madden NFL 25 so...

Vote for your favorite GIF of the week

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This week's crop of GIFs celebrates things going terribly wrong, whether in the legal or moral sense. Vote, and help us decide the best of the week.

The worst possible home run celebrations

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Wednesday night, the Brewers' Carlos Gomez celebrated his home run by rounding the bases while wearing a hat made out of plastic. Spencer Hall, Bill Hanstock, David Roth, and Jon Bois thought of...

Favre Watch 2014 is on

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Brett Favre's agent says he's in the best shape of his life. Sure would be great to see the ol' Gunslinger lace 'em up one last time and lead a team to the Super Bowl.

Vote for the best GIF of the week

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This week, we're treated to one of the best collections of GIFs we've seen all year, including an instant classic so majestic that it's basically guaranteed to win.

Nobody wants Jason Campbell, nobody knows why

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This week, the Browns are starting eternal backup Brian Hoyer over Jason Campbell. As it becomes ever more clear that Campbell might never regain a starting job, we wonder how he ever lost it at all.

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