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Totti Tuesday: ‘Gandalf, dropping soap in showers & U2’

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by JonAS Roma Oct 1 2012, 5:49p

Two games to discuss in this week’s Totti Tuesday. Double the drama, brainfarts and twice less underpants and sleep (because of secretly masturbating to Taddei making RB his own against Barcelona and owning Messi) . Fun times indeed.

Totti Tuesday (Party Edition!): ‘Bunga Bunga, Mad Men & Braveheart’

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by JonAS Roma Sep 24 2012, 8:05p

First things first: this is my 25th Totti Tuesday on Chiesa di Totti. Being a blogger here in Church for half a year and it only felt like two weeks. Roma does that to you. Please remind me to...

Totti Tuesday: ‘Hard nipples, beavers & Elton John’

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by JonAS Roma Sep 18 2012, 5:37a

The inconsistency continues, even under Zeman. One draw, one win and one loss. Seven scored, six conceded. You win 1-3 at Inter one week, you lose 2-3 at home to Bologna the other. Roma. Zemanlandia.

Totti Tuesday: ‘Dead wood, iTunes & Spaghetti Bolognese’

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by JonAS Roma Sep 10 2012, 5:50p

There was no Roma match this weekend due to an international break (qualifications for World Cup in Brasil 2014) so it’s gonna be a pretty meager Totti Tuesday this week. No p(j)anic buttons, no...

Totti Tuesday: ‘Gossip Girl, Playstation & Jupiter’

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by JonAS Roma Sep 4 2012, 5:17a

The transfer market deadline day AND a game against Inter. I barely had time to breathe since Friday. In other words, bring on the tanks! Rumors, babbling, talking behind the back, comparing...

Totti Tuesday: ‘Ice Cube, dynamite & carrot soup’

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by JonAS Roma Aug 28 2012, 5:50a

WARNING: this post was written without any underpants as I seem to have lost them since Sunday evening. If any of you find might them (and for the love of God, don’t pay attention to the pink...

Season Preview: Attack Edition

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by JonAS Roma Aug 21 2012, 8:36p

No Totti Tuesday? Not quite true my dear fellows. This edition does involve a certain player called Francesco. Ow yea, and his last name is TOTTI. This is the third in line of our world famous...

Totti Tuesday: ‘Perfume, hippies & ABBA’

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by JonAS Roma Aug 14 2012, 5:17a

While the Who were always singing/talking about their generation, it’s time for us to look at Roma’s generation. Or better said: rejuvenation. In short, I hate the word. Not because of its...

Totti Tuesday: ‘Pimples, Hammertime & Titanic’

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by JonAS Roma Aug 7 2012, 5:42a

Gentlemen, we start with some very disturbing news. Shockingly, Roma’s recent signing, 18-year-old Romanian Bumba, is also a children’s television serie in my country Belgium. Bumba’s the...

Totti Tuesday: ‘Darth Vader, Springfield & golden statues’

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by JonAS Roma Jul 31 2012, 6:46a

A perfect 6/6. Zemanlandia won all its preseason friendlies, be it at Chicago (USA), South Tyrol (aka Alto Adige) or Vienna (Austria). In a way, Roma is conquering the world. At this rate, I...

Totti Tuesday: ‘Roma, Roma, Roma’

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by JonAS Roma Jul 24 2012, 5:04p

Once upon a time, there was a young boy who bled yellow and red, giallo e rosso. He was, quite simply put, a Giallorosso, a Romanista. A special bond with a city more than 1500 kilometres from his...

Totti Tuesday: 'Spongebob, meat sacks & room service’

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by JonAS Roma Jul 10 2012, 5:56a

How are things shaping up under Zeman? Is Brunico really the next Sparta? And why does Marquinho want to sleep in the same room as Taddei? This and much more on Totti Tuesday's weekly blog!