For all good Big East Teams to heed the call of their Conference!

We ask that you win your game for the good of the conference and the bragging right's of the fans thereof,

We ask that you "kick ass" so that we may once again, taunt our opponent's fans with chants of "We're No. 1...And, you suck soiled panties"

We ask that the Big East (aka the BEAST Conference) once again show it's dominence over the "Lesser" conferences, by showing them no quarter, giving them no slack, and otherwise, showing them smoke-n-tail-lights, elbows-and-assholes, shittin-n-gittin, etc.".

We ask that CBS not cut away from Big East games because they are incompetent BOOBS!

We ask for decent officiating of all games!

So, Heed the call!

The Time is NOW!

30 minutes before game time and still no Dunking Marcus to bring us luck. Don't tell me Marcus missed the plane?!

I seem to remember reading that you were going to give Dunking Marcus a day off so as to not wear out his charm.

Please Mike, I need to see that wondeful picture posted before tipoff. Unless you think this game is gonna be a loss for the Cards and don't want to tarnish the Dunking Marcus mojo.

...please do whatever you need to do to be able to post and comment more often. I know that this is a BIG request, seeing as how you're involved with many different "extra-carricular" activities. But surely you realize that you are our only salvation in these trying times. I know that sounds desparate and I need to get a life, but, sadly, it's true.

I'm sure I speak for many (at least 2) readers.

JustCards