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Kashberry

  • joined Sep 04, 2010
  • last login Aug 27, 2014
  • posts 45
  • comments 2006

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Fill in the blank: ____ the saints

Look who is here on time to add sprinkles to the cupcake. The cupcake is the new orleans' NFL franchise. The sprinkles are whatever the hell I ate earlier that just ended up being pissed out...

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Getting Things Off My Chest

Editor's Note: No more girls, sorry guys. Strong language warning and all that. WARNING: This post was written by one of The Falcoholics talented readers. It does not reflect the views of The...

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Rose up at airport.. now RISE UP in GA Dome!!!

News outlets across the nation have begun reporting that Atlanta Falcon Fans have egged the saint’s charter bus upon the saints player’s arrival at Hartfield-Jackson International Airport. The...

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How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? v2.0

To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit? I owe you my career high longest post ever. Good luck. WARNING: This post was written by one of, if not "THE" least talented...

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Division Records Are Important

[WARNING: This post was written by the least talented Falcoholic on the blog! This is not the work of the talented staff: Dave Choate, Caleb Rutherford, James Rael.. This fanpost is intended for a...

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How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil?

"The important thing is moral choice. Evil has to exist along with good, in order that moral choice may operate. Life is sustained by the grinding opposition of moral entities." -Anthony...

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Los Angeles Lakers Analogy

Time to lock up Matt Ryan for long haul

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Pat Yasinskas says its time to give Matt Ryan a new contract. I think doing so in the middle of the season is a stupid idea. Matt Ryan is a Falcon through the 2013 season.

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Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Week 1 & Only

Breast Cancer Awareness Month 2012 - Week 1Time to get serious.

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Replacement Cheerleaders

(Please note- This was written by one of The Falcoholic's least talented readers. OFFENSIVE and GRAPHIC material will be presented to everyone who continues to read, and also to those who skip...

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The new look of pro quality, Fan perspective launching soon

(Fair Warning: There are no pictures of women contained in this post. This is just nonsense from one of The Falcoholics least talented readers) That title I used is what someone wrote on the page...

New looks for NFC South QBs

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An article about the four NFC South Quarterbacks and their physical changes this off season. There's a lot of focus on Matt Ryan.

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Dealing with Preseason Cheerleaders and REJECTION

Disclaimer: This post is Rated RRR for Ridiculously R Rated. Not really, I've done worse. Nothing but talk about the players... How Matt Ryan throws, why Turner is looking like a slow cooker, Julio...

Coach's on hot seat, according to some lady named Ashley Fox

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She mentions Mike Smith: "Atlanta's Mike Smith, like Harbaugh, is entering his fifth season with the Falcons. He has compiled a 43-21 regular-season record, the fifth-best mark since 2008. Smith has led Atlanta to four consecutive winning seasons and three playoff appearances. The problem: zero playoff wins. A fourth playoff loss without a win would be crushing. Again, probably not going to happen, but Smith needs to get a postseason win."

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Falcons Game! $%@& Yea!

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A Sad Day for Falcons' Cheerleading

A sad day, indeed. Why? I won't play games with you, I'll tell you why. It's not a sad day because I can beat dirtybirds233 in a game of Madden. Oh no, it's worse than that. It's because one of our...

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On top of the Cheerleaders

Wow, I thought. ...I thought that there would be more cheerleader news before the season began, and not "who the hell is this and why isn't she in my living room?" Well.. blatantly wishful, and...

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Never too early to........

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Two Thousand and Twelve Cheers

Two thousand and twelve cheers to the 2012 Falcons Cheerleaders! They most certainly will cheer more than that for us and our team throughout the upcoming season. You all like stats right? And...

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2012 NFL Cheerleaders Draft

2012 NFL Cheerleaders Draft Because Undrafted Cheerleaders > Undrafted Players Warning!!! Do not continue reading if you still have a mommy. My name is Kashberry, and that's enough of a warning.

Coach Smith says Falcons' Ryan developing into 'elite' QB

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"Just 73 yards shy from setting the Falcons' single-season passing record (Jeff George had 4,143 in 1995)" Last year, Aaron Rodgers had zero playoff wins before leading his team to a Superbowl. With the right coaching, this Falcons team can be led to a Superbowl by Matt Ryan.

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The editor is in the toilet right now

I was honestly writing something good and serious, with no curse words, that even Dave could appreciate without worrying about anyone having his head. But the editor has turned into a giant...

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Anti Awards, Week 15

WARNING - YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 17 YEARS OLD TO READ THIS POST. THIS POST DOES NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF THE FALCOHOLIC. Almost the end of these for the enjoyment of all of us. I wasn't going to do...

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The Grinch

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Anti Awards, Week 14

Warning - such and such, bla and bla, don't read this if you're not 17. Like that will prevent you from voting down below? Reminds me.... all those stupid fucking websites that make you input a...

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Anti Awards, Week 13

(will spell check this tomorrow... I'm calling it a night) WARNING - YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 17 YEARS OLD TO READ THIS POST. THIS POST DOES NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF THE FALCOHOLIC. Instead, it...

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Anti Awards, Week 12

WARNING - Your mom will spank you if she catches you reading this. If you're too young to MAN UP, please click here. Remember folks, this was written by a Falcoholic reader, and it DEFINITELY does...

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Get Your MNF Game Jersey

Dave suggested we choose our corner, and I've chosen.

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Anti Awards, Week 11

                   Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone Let's Go Green Let's Jump

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