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Keith-Allen

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It's a Nathan and Soria conspiracy
Commented on Game 103: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Jul 29 2014, 9:36p - 1 reply
Tell that to Porcello.
Commented on Game 103: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Jul 29 2014, 9:31p - 2 replies
Can't we trade for a LF and 3B can play defense also?
Commented on Game 103: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Jul 29 2014, 9:27p - 2 replies
damaged goods
Commented on Game 103: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Jul 29 2014, 9:25p
Shots of Jack for everyone!
Commented on Game 103: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Jul 29 2014, 7:38p
I must say, I like the line-up better with Miggy at 3B,
Commented on Game 103: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Jul 29 2014, 6:51p - 1 reply
I doubt we trade either of them,
Commented on Will the Tigers look to trade Jose Iglesias this offseason? on Jul 29 2014, 3:08p - 1 reply
Zobrist would be perfect.
Commented on 5 players who the Tigers should pursue at the trade deadline on Jul 29 2014, 8:46a
for Ben Zobrist
Voted on Jul 29 2014, 8:10a
He either hits, fields, or throws.
Commented on Great moments in Ryan Raburn fielding history on Jul 29 2014, 8:05a - 1 reply
I might go Dirks, Farmer, and Devon Travis
Commented on Angels 2, Tigers 1: Missing offense, defensive lapse gives Angels the season series. on Jul 28 2014, 1:11p
Zobrist probably qualifies, but he's more than a platoon guy.
Commented on Angels 2, Tigers 1: Missing offense, defensive lapse gives Angels the season series. on Jul 28 2014, 10:56a - 1 reply
AJax. Wow, what a terrific month he's having.
Commented on Monday Morning Manager: Bullpen help arrives, the bats peter out and home needs to be sweet this week on Jul 28 2014, 10:52a
I agreed that we needed to trade either Fister or Scherzer.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade: Always go with the established big leaguer when possible on Jul 28 2014, 9:08a
Wish we could shore up our defense somehow.
Commented on Angels 2, Tigers 1: Missing offense, defensive lapse gives Angels the season series. on Jul 28 2014, 8:55a - 1 reply
catch that wonderboy!
Commented on Game 102: Tigers at Angels, 3:35 p.m. on Jul 27 2014, 3:47p
else you'll have a $200+ Million payroll sooner or later.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade: Always go with the established big leaguer when possible on Jul 27 2014, 1:27p
If you ever want surplus value or young cost controlled players like Max Scherzer and Austin Jackson
Commented on Joakim Soria trade: Always go with the established big leaguer when possible on Jul 27 2014, 1:25p - 2 replies
I thought Soria balked once also.
Commented on Ausmus points to chart, Tigers lose anyway. on Jul 27 2014, 1:17p - 1 reply
For some reason I thought he threw a harder fastball, like in the mid 90's.
Commented on Ausmus points to chart, Tigers lose anyway. on Jul 27 2014, 1:13p
Yup, I used the wrong wording
Commented on Ausmus points to chart, Tigers lose anyway. on Jul 27 2014, 12:50p - 1 reply
The other day I got flamed for saying Knebel was nervous during his MLB debut.
Commented on Ausmus points to chart, Tigers lose anyway. on Jul 27 2014, 10:59a - 2 replies
Soria looked like garbage.
Commented on Ausmus points to chart, Tigers lose anyway. on Jul 27 2014, 8:31a - 1 reply
escalators at the ballpark
Commented on Game 101: Tigers at Angels 9:05 p.m. on Jul 26 2014, 9:17p - 3 replies
guess not
Commented on Game 101: Tigers at Angels 9:05 p.m. on Jul 26 2014, 9:15p
Does VMart have something on his nose?
Commented on Game 101: Tigers at Angels 9:05 p.m. on Jul 26 2014, 9:13p - 1 reply
I doubt we have a $25+ Million bullpen going into next season.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade: Always go with the established big leaguer when possible on Jul 26 2014, 8:39p - 2 replies
Weaver still looks really good on paper.
Commented on Game 101 Preview: Tigers at Angels on Jul 26 2014, 7:58p
We're certainly spending more money and losing some top prospects.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade: Always go with the established big leaguer when possible on Jul 26 2014, 5:02p - 1 reply
There's really only a few negative things about Soria
Commented on Joakim Soria trade: Always go with the established big leaguer when possible on Jul 26 2014, 1:54p
Knebel could have been useful now.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade: Always go with the established big leaguer when possible on Jul 26 2014, 1:34p
It all equals out
Commented on Bless You Boys Podcast 121: All hail Joakim Soria on Jul 26 2014, 1:32p
You jinxed it
Commented on Bless You Boys Podcast 121: All hail Joakim Soria on Jul 26 2014, 9:09a - 1 reply
Once again, I was out like a light at around 11 PM, when the game was still 0-0.
Commented on Angels 2, Tigers 1: LA bullpen shuts down Detroit offense, Drew Smyly strikes out career high 11 in loss on Jul 26 2014, 7:00a
Joba has pitched much better, but he's been luckier also.
Commented on Sean and Kurt talk Joakim Soria, the trade deadline, and what to do with the OF on Jul 25 2014, 8:54p
I'd like to see Nathan get a short hook.
Commented on Sean and Kurt talk Joakim Soria, the trade deadline, and what to do with the OF on Jul 25 2014, 6:36p
His ERA is 3.86 in that time span,
Commented on Sean and Kurt talk Joakim Soria, the trade deadline, and what to do with the OF on Jul 25 2014, 6:31p - 2 replies
Maybe they're aiming to get the 1st overall pick in next years draft,
Commented on Game 100 Preview: Tigers at Angels on Jul 25 2014, 3:42p - 1 reply
Don't get how anyone would still want to release Nathan.
Commented on Sean and Kurt talk Joakim Soria, the trade deadline, and what to do with the OF on Jul 25 2014, 1:44p - 3 replies
It wasn't doom and gloom either.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 25 2014, 12:54p
Yes he did and it does.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 25 2014, 12:46p - 1 reply
Thanks.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 25 2014, 12:46p
So many disabled players this year in MLB, I can't even count them.
Commented on Dave Dombrowski admits it's 'highly unlikely' Joel Hanrahan pitches for Tigers in 2014 on Jul 25 2014, 8:52a - 1 reply
I think it was more like 75 cents to the dollar.
Commented on Price for Soria is steep, but had to be paid on Jul 25 2014, 7:59a
I agree, Nathan has been smitten with bad luck this year.
Commented on Tigers sticking with Joe Nathan, living dangerously on Jul 25 2014, 7:44a
Hunter wins.
Commented on Torii Hunter says he dresses better than Justin Verlander on Jul 25 2014, 7:30a
for Torii Hunter
Voted on Jul 25 2014, 7:19a
Thanks Al, for the Raburn highlight.
Commented on Tigers 6, Angels 4: Max Scherzer strikes out 11, out-pitches Garrett Richards to win 12th of season on Jul 25 2014, 7:06a
for Max Scherzer
Voted on Jul 25 2014, 7:01a
wish the Tigers RF could make catches like that
Commented on Game 99: Tigers at Angels, 10:05 p.m. on Jul 24 2014, 10:10p
a lot of luck.
Commented on Tigers acquire closer Joakim Soria from Rangers for prospects Jake Thompson and Corey Knebel on Jul 24 2014, 9:32p
Our window has been huge.
Commented on Tigers acquire closer Joakim Soria from Rangers for prospects Jake Thompson and Corey Knebel on Jul 24 2014, 9:30p
I will say this also,
Commented on Price for Soria is steep, but had to be paid on Jul 24 2014, 7:47p - 1 reply
A few games ago, Rick Porcello was warming up in the pen when Nathan came out for the 9th inning.
Commented on Tigers sticking with Joe Nathan, living dangerously on Jul 24 2014, 7:42p - 1 reply
Mistakes Leyland made?
Commented on Dan Dickerson weighs in on Soria on Jul 24 2014, 7:20p - 1 reply
OK. I'm sorry for having an opinion
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 6:26p - 1 reply
I just didn't want to give up Knebel, which I stated a few weeks earlier before this trade.
Commented on Price for Soria is steep, but had to be paid on Jul 24 2014, 6:12p - 1 reply
for No
Voted on Jul 24 2014, 5:54p
thanks, but we got guys like Phil Coke that aren't MLB ready either and never will be.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 3:10p - 1 reply
Your argument sucks also.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 3:07p - 2 replies
OK, you were right, I was wrong, and I agree with you completely on everything.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:30a
We'll lose out on all his surplus value too.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:24a
I wasn't projecting anything based on just his stats.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:22a - 3 replies
You seriously think that?
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:16a - 1 reply
An MLB DEBUT is what I'm solely talking about
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:15a - 1 reply
IT WAS HIS MLB DEBUT!
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:13a - 1 reply
Funny thing is that Soria was thrown into the closers role when he was a rookie.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:08a - 1 reply
I said probably.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:04a - 2 replies
it's just amazing,
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:01a - 1 reply
Just watch, he'll probably be the closer in Texas
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 10:58a
watch Soria turn into the next Kyle Farnsworth
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 9:21a - 1 reply
we just gave up more than what we got in return for Fister trade.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 9:19a
Fister > Knebel and Thompson > Krol and Ray > Soria
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 8:55a - 2 replies
A pitcher can't be anymore nervous or preoccupied than in his MLB debut.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 8:26a - 2 replies
a pitchers MLB debut is probably the worst they are ever going to pitch.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 8:20a - 2 replies
They were willing to give a farm fresh Bruce Rondon a chance, if he didn't get hurt.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 8:18a - 2 replies
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