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Keith-Allen

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I'd like to see Nathan get a short hook.
Commented on Sean and Kurt talk Joakim Soria, the trade deadline, and what to do with the OF on Jul 25 2014, 6:36p
His ERA is 3.86 in that time span,
Commented on Sean and Kurt talk Joakim Soria, the trade deadline, and what to do with the OF on Jul 25 2014, 6:31p - 2 replies
Maybe they're aiming to get the 1st overall pick in next years draft,
Commented on Game 100 Preview: Tigers at Angels on Jul 25 2014, 3:42p - 1 reply
Don't get how anyone would still want to release Nathan.
Commented on Sean and Kurt talk Joakim Soria, the trade deadline, and what to do with the OF on Jul 25 2014, 1:44p - 3 replies
It wasn't doom and gloom either.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 25 2014, 12:54p
Yes he did and it does.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 25 2014, 12:46p - 1 reply
Thanks.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 25 2014, 12:46p
So many disabled players this year in MLB, I can't even count them.
Commented on Dave Dombrowski admits it's 'highly unlikely' Joel Hanrahan pitches for Tigers in 2014 on Jul 25 2014, 8:52a - 1 reply
I think it was more like 75 cents to the dollar.
Commented on Price for Soria is steep, but had to be paid on Jul 25 2014, 7:59a
I agree, Nathan has been smitten with bad luck this year.
Commented on Tigers sticking with Joe Nathan, living dangerously on Jul 25 2014, 7:44a
Hunter wins.
Commented on Torii Hunter says he dresses better than Justin Verlander on Jul 25 2014, 7:30a
for Torii Hunter
Voted on Jul 25 2014, 7:19a
Thanks Al, for the Raburn highlight.
Commented on Tigers 6, Angels 4: Max Scherzer strikes out 11, out-pitches Garrett Richards to win 12th of season on Jul 25 2014, 7:06a
for Max Scherzer
Voted on Jul 25 2014, 7:01a
wish the Tigers RF could make catches like that
Commented on Game 99: Tigers at Angels, 10:05 p.m. on Jul 24 2014, 10:10p
a lot of luck.
Commented on Tigers acquire closer Joakim Soria from Rangers for prospects Jake Thompson and Corey Knebel on Jul 24 2014, 9:32p
Our window has been huge.
Commented on Tigers acquire closer Joakim Soria from Rangers for prospects Jake Thompson and Corey Knebel on Jul 24 2014, 9:30p
I will say this also,
Commented on Price for Soria is steep, but had to be paid on Jul 24 2014, 7:47p - 1 reply
A few games ago, Rick Porcello was warming up in the pen when Nathan came out for the 9th inning.
Commented on Tigers sticking with Joe Nathan, living dangerously on Jul 24 2014, 7:42p - 1 reply
Mistakes Leyland made?
Commented on Dan Dickerson weighs in on Soria on Jul 24 2014, 7:20p - 1 reply
OK. I'm sorry for having an opinion
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 6:26p - 1 reply
I just didn't want to give up Knebel, which I stated a few weeks earlier before this trade.
Commented on Price for Soria is steep, but had to be paid on Jul 24 2014, 6:12p - 1 reply
for No
Voted on Jul 24 2014, 5:54p
thanks, but we got guys like Phil Coke that aren't MLB ready either and never will be.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 3:10p - 1 reply
Your argument sucks also.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 3:07p - 2 replies
OK, you were right, I was wrong, and I agree with you completely on everything.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:30a
We'll lose out on all his surplus value too.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:24a
I wasn't projecting anything based on just his stats.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:22a - 3 replies
You seriously think that?
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:16a - 1 reply
An MLB DEBUT is what I'm solely talking about
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:15a - 1 reply
IT WAS HIS MLB DEBUT!
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:13a - 1 reply
Funny thing is that Soria was thrown into the closers role when he was a rookie.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:08a - 1 reply
I said probably.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:04a - 2 replies
it's just amazing,
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 11:01a - 1 reply
Just watch, he'll probably be the closer in Texas
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 10:58a
watch Soria turn into the next Kyle Farnsworth
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 9:21a - 1 reply
we just gave up more than what we got in return for Fister trade.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 9:19a
Fister > Knebel and Thompson > Krol and Ray > Soria
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 8:55a - 2 replies
A pitcher can't be anymore nervous or preoccupied than in his MLB debut.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 8:26a - 2 replies
a pitchers MLB debut is probably the worst they are ever going to pitch.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 8:20a - 2 replies
They were willing to give a farm fresh Bruce Rondon a chance, if he didn't get hurt.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 8:18a - 2 replies
Knebel has given up just 1 walk with 10 k's since his MLB debut.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 8:14a
sounds like you've never seen Knebel pitch or looked at his stats.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 8:11a - 2 replies
I'm happy to get Soria though.
Commented on Tigers acquire closer Joakim Soria from Rangers for prospects Jake Thompson and Corey Knebel on Jul 24 2014, 7:57a - 1 reply
You watch. Ausmus will still use Coke and Krol the way he has.
Commented on Tigers acquire closer Joakim Soria from Rangers for prospects Jake Thompson and Corey Knebel on Jul 24 2014, 7:54a - 1 reply
With Torii Hunter in RF and Nick at 3B, it doesn't matter.
Commented on Tigers acquire closer Joakim Soria from Rangers for prospects Jake Thompson and Corey Knebel on Jul 24 2014, 7:50a
Even if we add Benoit and Uhara now, our bullpen will still suck.
Commented on Tigers acquire closer Joakim Soria from Rangers for prospects Jake Thompson and Corey Knebel on Jul 24 2014, 7:46a - 2 replies
what window?
Commented on Tigers acquire closer Joakim Soria from Rangers for prospects Jake Thompson and Corey Knebel on Jul 24 2014, 7:45a - 2 replies
Unfreaking real.
Commented on Joakim Soria trade a massive overpay for Tigers on Jul 24 2014, 7:38a - 3 replies
He should have pitched Al Al right from the get go.
Commented on Diamondbacks 5, Tigers 4: Detroit bullpen coughs up eighth inning lead, spoiling late comeback on Jul 23 2014, 7:25a
DD needs to Ausmusproof this bullpen
Commented on Diamondbacks 5, Tigers 4: Detroit bullpen coughs up eighth inning lead, spoiling late comeback on Jul 23 2014, 7:12a - 1 reply
Miggy's problem at 1B is catching not so perfect throws to 1B
Commented on Tight pennant races, Street prices slowing trade movement on Jul 22 2014, 2:12p - 2 replies
The biggest issue is our terrible defense.
Commented on Can Joe Nathan be fixed? on Jul 22 2014, 1:12p
He might help, but we'd still need better corner defenders in both the outfield and infield when he pitches
Commented on Tigers rumors: Tigers interested in Phillies left-hander Antonio Bastardo on Jul 22 2014, 12:30p
I just can't believe that relief pitcher market has grown so much that they have a ton trade value
Commented on Tight pennant races, Street prices slowing trade movement on Jul 22 2014, 11:00a - 1 reply
not a short list.
Commented on Delights and Disappointments, Volume Whatever on Jul 15 2014, 3:47p
Also, a guy like Price will always have high trade value.
Commented on MLB trade rumors: Could the Tigers be in on David Price? on Jul 9 2014, 6:53p
I'm all for gutting the farm system
Commented on MLB trade rumors: Could the Tigers be in on David Price? on Jul 9 2014, 6:46p - 1 reply
who said anything about steals?
Commented on Statistically Evaluating a Manager's Batting Order on Jul 9 2014, 6:35p - 1 reply
for Max Scherzer
Voted on Jul 9 2014, 6:03p
on second thought, if all they want is someone like Wil Myers
Commented on MLB trade rumors: Could the Tigers be in on David Price? on Jul 9 2014, 1:47p
He wouldn't have to work deep into games from out of the bullpen either.
Commented on Smyly, Starter Or Not? on Jul 9 2014, 1:15p
I'd start by offering them Ray, Krol, and then add a few other small pieces.
Commented on MLB trade rumors: Could the Tigers be in on David Price? on Jul 9 2014, 1:11p - 2 replies
I'd also like to add Gonzales' double barely made it over Miggy's glove
Commented on Tigers 14, Dodgers 5: Explosive Tigers offense shuts down Dodgers in blowout victory on Jul 9 2014, 10:24a
Have to say, Verlander got pretty unlucky that 1st inning.
Commented on Tigers 14, Dodgers 5: Explosive Tigers offense shuts down Dodgers in blowout victory on Jul 9 2014, 9:52a - 2 replies
10 of his 16 starts have been quite excellent, including 2 vs MLB teams.
Commented on Smyly, Starter Or Not? on Jul 9 2014, 12:09a - 1 reply
and i'm the one people have called a blind optimist.
Commented on Improved pitch selection a big reason for Nick Castellanos' recent surge on Jul 8 2014, 1:29p
It still won't help him enough to be even remotely good at 3B,
Commented on Improved pitch selection a big reason for Nick Castellanos' recent surge on Jul 8 2014, 1:27p - 1 reply
There's plenty of evidence that aging exists.
Commented on Improved pitch selection a big reason for Nick Castellanos' recent surge on Jul 8 2014, 1:08p - 2 replies
I'd like to see Hernan Perez get called up soon.
Commented on How top Tigers prospects are doing at the midway point: No. 1-10 on Jul 8 2014, 10:50a
His knees were ruined too.
Commented on Miguel Cabrera will not take part in the Home Run Derby on Jul 8 2014, 10:46a
I'd give up Nick, but they already got a 3B and 1B.
Commented on Improved pitch selection a big reason for Nick Castellanos' recent surge on Jul 8 2014, 10:33a
I'm in the school of thought where defense doesn't improve for MLB players
Commented on Improved pitch selection a big reason for Nick Castellanos' recent surge on Jul 8 2014, 10:30a - 1 reply
It wasn't just one bad pitch that I remember him being bad,
Commented on Tigers trade rumors: Joakim Soria, Jason Frasor eyed on Jul 8 2014, 10:16a
Me too.
Commented on Tigers trade rumors: Joakim Soria, Jason Frasor eyed on Jul 8 2014, 10:02a - 1 reply
I worry about him too.
Commented on Tigers trade rumors: Joakim Soria, Jason Frasor eyed on Jul 8 2014, 9:55a
Agree that we should farm closers and trade them off every year.
Commented on Bless You Boys Podcast 118: You can't have enough Martinezes on Jul 7 2014, 3:57p
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