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If you're reading this, just relax. Settle back in your chair. Take a deep breath. Relax your arms. Relax your legs. Relax your nerves. Relax all over. Look at the center of the screen. Do not look off. Do not say anything. Keep your mind on my words. Think of nothing else. Gaze right at the center of the screen. Soon your eyes will get heavy, and you wish to close them and go to sleep.

Your eyes are getting heavy, very heavy and tired. You are getting very sleepy. Soon you will be sound asleep.

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True.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:47p - 3 replies
but you guys are going way overboard.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:18p - 1 reply
I'm just saying it's not going to happen anytime soon because DD is a very patient man.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:12p - 1 reply
none of us here run the team.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:05p - 2 replies
Go ahead and fire Dombrowski then.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:04p
That doesn't matter.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:02p - 1 reply
That's just the narrative that you guys are building.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:01p - 1 reply
It's too early. GIving up just 12 games into the season would be a pure panic move.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 11:36a - 2 replies
what is a NDW?
Commented on Tigers 7, Indians 5: Outhit, but not outscored - Ian Kinsler's four RBIs lead victory on Apr 17 2014, 10:57p - 1 reply
AGone might be a has been, but Romine is a never has been.
Commented on Tigers 7, Indians 5: Outhit, but not outscored - Ian Kinsler's four RBIs lead victory on Apr 17 2014, 9:26p - 1 reply
Romine is no Iglesias. He won't meet your expectations defensively.
Commented on Tigers 7, Indians 5: Outhit, but not outscored - Ian Kinsler's four RBIs lead victory on Apr 17 2014, 9:24p - 1 reply
Not sure how much that matters.
Commented on Tigers 7, Indians 5: Outhit, but not outscored - Ian Kinsler's four RBIs lead victory on Apr 17 2014, 8:15p - 1 reply
Joba looked excellent again.
Commented on Tigers 7, Indians 5: Outhit, but not outscored - Ian Kinsler's four RBIs lead victory on Apr 17 2014, 6:55p - 1 reply
It would be nice if people had more patience and didn't get frustrated so easily with AGone.
Commented on Tigers 7, Indians 5: Outhit, but not outscored - Ian Kinsler's four RBIs lead victory on Apr 17 2014, 6:50p - 3 replies
and seeing Kinsler beat out a bunt gave us another reason to bunt again.
Commented on Tigers, Torii Hunter fail to execute when called upon vs. Indians on Apr 17 2014, 2:22p - 1 reply
Slick D
Commented on Game 12: Tigers vs. Indians, 1:08 p.m. on Apr 17 2014, 1:17p
No, that's a SSSS
Commented on Indians 3, Tigers 2: Failure to execute deflates late comeback attempt on Apr 17 2014, 1:16p
It would be a double steal
Commented on Tigers, Torii Hunter fail to execute when called upon vs. Indians on Apr 17 2014, 1:11p
You already failed on multiple accounts if you're down by 2 runs.
Commented on Tigers, Torii Hunter fail to execute when called upon vs. Indians on Apr 17 2014, 1:08p - 1 reply
When they don't bunt, they fail about 68% of the time also.
Commented on Tigers, Torii Hunter fail to execute when called upon vs. Indians on Apr 17 2014, 12:35p - 1 reply
Oh yes, there's a downside to bunting.
Commented on Tigers, Torii Hunter fail to execute when called upon vs. Indians on Apr 17 2014, 12:19p - 1 reply
Thanks.
Commented on Tigers, Torii Hunter fail to execute when called upon vs. Indians on Apr 17 2014, 12:15p
obviously not there now?
Commented on Indians 3, Tigers 2: Failure to execute deflates late comeback attempt on Apr 17 2014, 12:08p
The problem is that you think it's giving away an out.
Commented on Tigers, Torii Hunter fail to execute when called upon vs. Indians on Apr 17 2014, 11:44a - 2 replies
They probably give him at least another 6 weeks.
Commented on Indians 3, Tigers 2: Failure to execute deflates late comeback attempt on Apr 17 2014, 11:29a - 3 replies
Being down 2 runs in the 8th inning, the entire team was already in the position to fail.
Commented on Indians 3, Tigers 2: Failure to execute deflates late comeback attempt on Apr 17 2014, 11:19a
Bunting is like making waffles.
Commented on Tigers, Torii Hunter fail to execute when called upon vs. Indians on Apr 17 2014, 11:15a - 2 replies
baseball is back!
Commented on Game 11: Tigers vs. Indians, 7:08 p.m. on Apr 16 2014, 6:35p - 1 reply
Last year, I went alone and meet everyone at the bar.
Commented on The 2014 BYB Meet-Up: Ticket payment info on Apr 16 2014, 5:18p
Sometimes I think he's just not mentally there when he's batting.
Commented on How to get Alex Avila out: an explanation of why our catcher can't hit on Apr 16 2014, 5:04p
Your idea of halfway decent must be higher than mine.
Commented on Square Pen in Round Hole: WAR Analysis on Apr 16 2014, 1:33p - 1 reply
Most recently, Jamey Carroll and Craig Counsell.
Commented on Square Pen in Round Hole: WAR Analysis on Apr 16 2014, 12:00p - 1 reply
You could be wrong.
Commented on Square Pen in Round Hole: WAR Analysis on Apr 16 2014, 11:49a
I remember Ackerman for Bless You Boys, but not those other things.
Commented on Bless You Boys! Our name has sarcastic roots, thanks to 'Acid Al' Ackerman on Apr 16 2014, 11:37a - 1 reply
Peralta got his bat going
Commented on MLB News: A walk-off WHAT?! on Apr 16 2014, 11:29a - 2 replies
He's been injured that past few seasons
Commented on Off Day Discussion - Phil Coke on Apr 15 2014, 6:29p - 1 reply
The Kansas City Royals have only hit 1 HR so far this season.
Commented on MLB News: Who needs small ball? on Apr 15 2014, 6:11p
Wow! Endrys Briceno at #4
Commented on Detroit Tigers Top 30 Prospects: #6-3 on Apr 15 2014, 3:45p
Mostly because I'm too lazy to turn off my ad blocker to rec the post.
Commented on Alex Avila's True Value on Apr 15 2014, 3:15p
damn
Commented on Alex Avila: Tigers catcher of the future? on Apr 15 2014, 3:03p
Communication is important in the catcher/pitcher relationship.
Commented on Alex Avila: Tigers catcher of the future? on Apr 15 2014, 2:58p - 1 reply
I think walks are greatly misunderstood.
Commented on A Good Walk Foiled: Few free passes in Detroit so far. on Apr 15 2014, 2:43p
From one of Mike Fast's pieces years ago.
Commented on Alex Avila: Tigers catcher of the future? on Apr 15 2014, 1:15p
The wierdest thing about that Pit-Cin game with 10 HR's is that they only played 6 innings,
Commented on MLB News: Who needs small ball? on Apr 15 2014, 12:53p
Well done.
Commented on BYB introduces Fielder's Choice! on Apr 15 2014, 12:47p
Alex is open to criticism.
Commented on Alex Avila: Tigers catcher of the future? on Apr 15 2014, 12:34p - 1 reply
I think pitchers love Avila because he's so understanding and easy to talk to.
Commented on Alex Avila's True Value on Apr 15 2014, 12:12p
I'm just listing some WAR metrics, so that everyone here can analyze them.
Commented on Square Pen in Round Hole: WAR Analysis on Apr 15 2014, 11:55a
I'm doing it mostly to track how we're doing in LF, SS, and the Bullpen compared to the rest of league.
Commented on Square Pen in Round Hole: WAR Analysis on Apr 15 2014, 11:33a
AGone has been putting the ball in play at least.
Commented on Off Day Discussion - Phil Coke on Apr 14 2014, 5:42p - 1 reply
He's looking better than I expected
Commented on Nick Castellanos is as good as gold on Apr 14 2014, 3:43p - 1 reply
We don't have anyone better.
Commented on Off Day Discussion - Phil Coke on Apr 14 2014, 2:42p - 1 reply
Square Pen in Round Hole: WAR Analysis
Posted on Apr 14 2014, 2:27p
Jeter is bad for baseball.
Commented on Detroit Tigers Links: Worrying about Miguel Cabrera & why you should trust in Dave Dombrowski on Apr 14 2014, 11:19a
You'd cut Gonzo?
Commented on Off Day Discussion - Phil Coke on Apr 14 2014, 11:09a - 1 reply
Congrats on the promotion FC!
Commented on Off Day Discussion - Phil Coke on Apr 14 2014, 11:01a - 1 reply
We don't need another lefty
Commented on Off Day Discussion - Phil Coke on Apr 14 2014, 10:55a - 1 reply
I think they look cool.
Commented on Game 10: Tigers at Padres, 4:10 p.m. on Apr 13 2014, 4:24p
Gene Lamont was doing the wave
Commented on Game 10: Tigers at Padres, 4:10 p.m. on Apr 13 2014, 4:22p
It's hardly refreshing,
Commented on Game 10: Tigers at Padres, 4:10 p.m. on Apr 13 2014, 3:56p
well daa
Commented on Game 10 Preview: Tigers at Padres on Apr 13 2014, 1:24p
Usually West Coast road trips worry me, but we've had plenty of rest and the Padres kinda suck.
Commented on Game 10 Preview: Tigers at Padres on Apr 13 2014, 1:07p - 1 reply
I thought he was getting squeezed/barely missing the strike zone
Commented on Tigers 6, Padres 2: Justin Verlander, hitting machine, earns first win of season on Apr 13 2014, 12:44p
Great game
Commented on Tigers 6, Padres 2: Justin Verlander, hitting machine, earns first win of season on Apr 13 2014, 2:35a
for Justin Verlander
Voted on Apr 13 2014, 1:43a
They were all good pitches
Commented on Game 9: Tigers at Padres, 8:40 p.m. on Apr 12 2014, 8:53p
or it was a Hookslide prophecy.
Commented on Game 9: Tigers at Padres, 8:40 p.m. on Apr 12 2014, 8:47p
Speed!
Commented on Game 9: Tigers at Padres, 8:40 p.m. on Apr 12 2014, 8:44p
That looks so fake
Commented on GIF: Brad Ausmus is the Tigers' new shortstop on Apr 12 2014, 8:31p
You don't need to pretend.
Commented on Game 9: Tigers at Padres, 8:40 p.m. on Apr 12 2014, 8:23p
Thank you Dave Dombrowski for bringing baseball back to Detroit.
Commented on Grantland: Trust in Dombrowski on Apr 12 2014, 8:18p
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