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Keith-Allen

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If you're reading this, just relax. Settle back in your chair. Take a deep breath. Relax your arms. Relax your legs. Relax your nerves. Relax all over. Look at the center of the screen. Do not look off. Do not say anything. Keep your mind on my words. Think of nothing else. Gaze right at the center of the screen. Soon your eyes will get heavy, and you wish to close them and go to sleep.

Your eyes are getting heavy, very heavy and tired. You are getting very sleepy. Soon you will be sound asleep.

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Good win.
Commented on Tigers 3, Yankees 2: Kyle Lobstein solid in first MLB start as Tigers take series in walk-off fashion on Aug 28 2014, 6:32p
If we didn't trade Fister, we would have dealt Scherzer or Porcello instead.
Commented on Should the Tigers use a four man rotation? on Aug 28 2014, 5:44p
I'm sure someone will try to put a negative twist on this.
Commented on Joe Nathan sees (and reads) your angry tweets on Aug 28 2014, 5:36p - 1 reply
I'm hoping the boo'ing fans quit on the Tigers and stopped going to games.
Commented on Tigers closer Joe Nathan on right track on the mound, building trust with fans on Aug 27 2014, 3:19p
Lately, He usually got the 1st 2 outs quickly.
Commented on Tigers closer Joe Nathan on right track on the mound, building trust with fans on Aug 27 2014, 3:14p - 1 reply
I still want Robbie Ray to get some more experience this season.
Commented on Should the Tigers use a four man rotation? on Aug 27 2014, 3:06p - 1 reply
Pretty much
Commented on Tigers trade rumors: Detroit claims Chad Qualls on waivers on Aug 27 2014, 7:23a
That Yankee team won 103 games in the regular season
Commented on Bless You Boys Podcast 125: Meet the beat writer on Aug 25 2014, 4:37p - 1 reply
Wish fans would boo him, instead of our players.
Commented on What should the Tigers give Derek Jeter as a farewell present? on Aug 25 2014, 2:36p - 1 reply
Wish everyone would get over game 163.
Commented on Bless You Boys Podcast 125: Meet the beat writer on Aug 25 2014, 2:32p - 2 replies
I thought it was funny
Commented on Monday Morning Manager: Price loses heartbreaker, rookies roughed up but a winning week regardless on Aug 25 2014, 1:57p
Ajax .579 OPS since trade
Commented on Bless You Boys Podcast 125: Meet the beat writer on Aug 25 2014, 1:45p
Byblos is country strong
Commented on Bless You Boys Podcast 125: Meet the beat writer on Aug 25 2014, 9:47a
The Royals are still the Royals, and are probably worse than they were last year.
Commented on Confessions of a BYB writer: I was wrong to call the division in May on Aug 22 2014, 1:18p
I can forgive Miggy because alcohol impairs judgement and he probably wasn't aware at the time that he had a drinking problem.
Commented on Game 125: Tigers at Rays, 1:10 p.m. on Aug 21 2014, 1:45p
He's as guilty as AROD in my book.
Commented on Game 125: Tigers at Rays, 1:10 p.m. on Aug 21 2014, 1:36p - 2 replies
He's excellent at routine plays, like the one Suarez just boned us on.
Commented on Game 125: Tigers at Rays, 1:10 p.m. on Aug 21 2014, 1:34p
I'm still mad at him for being mixed up in that PED scandal.
Commented on Game 125: Tigers at Rays, 1:10 p.m. on Aug 21 2014, 1:32p - 1 reply
Not me.
Commented on Game 125: Tigers at Rays, 1:10 p.m. on Aug 21 2014, 1:27p - 3 replies
We got what we deserved.
Commented on Tigers 6, Rays 0: Rick Porcello fires third shutout of season on Aug 21 2014, 1:24p
Not very long at all.
Commented on Should the Tigers have hired Lloyd McClendon rather than Brad Ausmus? on Aug 21 2014, 11:23a
nice.
Commented on Justin Verlander: 'I'm going to start on Saturday' on Aug 21 2014, 11:16a
I've never seen a committee approach work.
Commented on We've got Al Alburquerque, so why don't we use him? on Aug 21 2014, 11:10a - 2 replies
Hunter certainly didn't walk much last year.
Commented on Miguel Cabrera is fine and there is nothing to worry about on Aug 21 2014, 9:20a
One of the best games I've ever experienced.
Commented on Tigers 6, Rays 0: Rick Porcello fires third shutout of season on Aug 21 2014, 8:31a
It just doesn't scare me.
Commented on Tigers 6, Rays 0: Rick Porcello fires third shutout of season on Aug 20 2014, 11:52p - 1 reply
At all costs?
Commented on Tigers 6, Rays 0: Rick Porcello fires third shutout of season on Aug 20 2014, 11:41p - 1 reply
Porcello just cemented his spot in our postseason rotation.
Commented on Tigers 6, Rays 0: Rick Porcello fires third shutout of season on Aug 20 2014, 11:37p - 4 replies
Huh?
Commented on Tigers 8, Rays 6 (11): Scherzer overcomes early troubles, offense battles past blown lead in extras on Aug 20 2014, 1:47p - 1 reply
Agreed.
Commented on Tigers 'still in the mix' for Rusney Castillo on Aug 20 2014, 12:28p
Look at
Commented on Tigers 8, Rays 6 (11): Scherzer overcomes early troubles, offense battles past blown lead in extras on Aug 20 2014, 12:15p - 1 reply
Well, I said the "last few months", which I'm speaking of is from June 15th until now,
Commented on Tigers 8, Rays 6 (11): Scherzer overcomes early troubles, offense battles past blown lead in extras on Aug 20 2014, 12:08p
but they are.
Commented on Tigers 8, Rays 6 (11): Scherzer overcomes early troubles, offense battles past blown lead in extras on Aug 20 2014, 11:51a - 1 reply
It's not just any fan either.
Commented on Should the Tigers have hired Lloyd McClendon rather than Brad Ausmus? on Aug 20 2014, 11:27a
6 years/$50 Million for a guy that is probably no worse than AJax.
Commented on Tigers 'still in the mix' for Rusney Castillo on Aug 20 2014, 10:50a - 1 reply
I stopped watching then too, but I turned it back on when Joba blew the save.
Commented on Tigers 8, Rays 6 (11): Scherzer overcomes early troubles, offense battles past blown lead in extras on Aug 20 2014, 10:43a
It's not just the numbers than suck.
Commented on Tigers 8, Rays 6 (11): Scherzer overcomes early troubles, offense battles past blown lead in extras on Aug 20 2014, 10:35a - 2 replies
Jim Johnson looked good after he settled down.
Commented on Game 123 Overflow on Aug 20 2014, 12:18a - 2 replies
Nice.
Commented on Justin Verlander aiming for Saturday return on Aug 20 2014, 12:14a
Our bullpen beat the Rays bullpen.
Commented on Game 123 Overflow on Aug 19 2014, 11:56p
Joe Nathan has a 3.27 ERA / 3.05 FIP since Jun 13th.
Commented on We've got Al Alburquerque, so why don't we use him? on Aug 19 2014, 1:30p - 1 reply
I wanted Alan Trammell back.
Commented on Should the Tigers have hired Lloyd McClendon rather than Brad Ausmus? on Aug 19 2014, 1:26p
I didn't get Ausmus being a managerial candidate from the very beginning.
Commented on Should the Tigers have hired Lloyd McClendon rather than Brad Ausmus? on Aug 19 2014, 1:23p
The name doesn't sound very familliar, but trading for him sounds like a great idea.
Commented on We've got Al Alburquerque, so why don't we use him? on Aug 19 2014, 7:55a
Gotta be ready to swing the bat with men on base, especially when the guy in front of you gets intentionally walked.
Commented on Why JD Martinez should bat 5th and Torii Hunter should bat 6th. on Aug 18 2014, 10:31p
We have a strong foundation.
Commented on Tigers' schedule doesn't get any easier down the stretch on Aug 18 2014, 10:19p
We got Fister for nothing also.
Commented on Tigers' schedule doesn't get any easier down the stretch on Aug 18 2014, 10:15p - 1 reply
Sounds like a long shot to be great, but he could be OK.
Commented on Tigers 'still in the mix' for Rusney Castillo on Aug 18 2014, 10:13p - 1 reply
I've went through KC's last 4 weeks worth of games
Commented on Tigers' schedule doesn't get any easier down the stretch on Aug 18 2014, 9:55p - 1 reply
Yeah, they're just too cheap to buy better fielding or better fans.
Commented on Tigers' schedule doesn't get any easier down the stretch on Aug 18 2014, 9:36p
Nice.
Commented on Justin Verlander, Kate Upton take the Ice Bucket Challenge on Aug 18 2014, 9:33p
Best excuses I've seen yet.
Commented on Let's try this again: How many games will the 2014 Tigers win? on Aug 18 2014, 8:40p - 1 reply
Walks rates aren't completely independent.
Commented on Miguel Cabrera is fine and there is nothing to worry about on Aug 18 2014, 7:09p - 1 reply
I'm hoping playing in an empty house in Tampa Bay takes the pressure off their backs
Commented on Let's try this again: How many games will the 2014 Tigers win? on Aug 18 2014, 6:47p - 1 reply
Just shows that you don't think baseball players are human.
Commented on Let's try this again: How many games will the 2014 Tigers win? on Aug 18 2014, 6:40p - 2 replies
The Yankees and Blue Jays aren't pushovers.
Commented on Tigers' schedule doesn't get any easier down the stretch on Aug 18 2014, 6:25p
That's not what I I said or meant.
Commented on Mariners 8, Tigers 1: Detroit offense and defense missing in action on Aug 18 2014, 3:40p
I don't know man.
Commented on Let's try this again: How many games will the 2014 Tigers win? on Aug 18 2014, 3:28p - 1 reply
Which might be a good thing considering the hostile fan take-over at Comerica Park.
Commented on Tigers' schedule doesn't get any easier down the stretch on Aug 18 2014, 3:20p - 1 reply
Look outside the organization for at least a platoon partner.
Commented on Mariners 8, Tigers 1: Detroit offense and defense missing in action on Aug 18 2014, 1:04p - 1 reply
The schedule is easier in a few ways.
Commented on Tigers' schedule doesn't get any easier down the stretch on Aug 18 2014, 12:22p - 1 reply
Need to look at the Red Sox this year also.
Commented on Can anybody pitch the ninth inning? on Aug 18 2014, 10:13a
Every year there is some kind of note worthy anomaly.
Commented on Can anybody pitch the ninth inning? on Aug 18 2014, 9:55a - 1 reply
I was sick of the defense 3-4 months ago, but nobody would listen.
Commented on Mariners 8, Tigers 1: Detroit offense and defense missing in action on Aug 18 2014, 9:34a - 1 reply
Ray gives us a chance to win 60% of the time.
Commented on Mariners 8, Tigers 1: Detroit offense and defense missing in action on Aug 18 2014, 9:31a - 1 reply
This team has the leagues best offense, but it just needs to be the leagues best offense more consistently.
Commented on Game 122: Tigers vs. Mariners, 1:08 p.m. on Aug 17 2014, 3:15p - 1 reply
This defense.
Commented on Game 122: Tigers vs. Mariners, 1:08 p.m. on Aug 17 2014, 3:13p
A few great starts, an average start, with a few bad starts.
Commented on Game 122: Tigers vs. Mariners, 1:08 p.m. on Aug 17 2014, 3:10p - 1 reply
It's fitting since they'll face a minor league team, the Twins.
Commented on Game 122: Tigers vs. Mariners, 1:08 p.m. on Aug 17 2014, 3:07p - 1 reply
ERA is 3.86
Commented on Jim Johnson called up from Triple-A Toledo on Aug 17 2014, 2:59p - 1 reply
JJ's last outing was on Friday, not Saturday
Commented on Jim Johnson called up from Triple-A Toledo on Aug 17 2014, 11:08a
Only pitchers unluckier, are probably Ray and Reed.
Commented on Tigers 4, Mariners 2: David Price outduels Felix Hernandez in home debut for Tigers on Aug 17 2014, 10:59a - 1 reply
I watched.
Commented on Tigers 4, Mariners 2: David Price outduels Felix Hernandez in home debut for Tigers on Aug 17 2014, 10:56a - 1 reply
Price was on fire.
Commented on Tigers 4, Mariners 2: David Price outduels Felix Hernandez in home debut for Tigers on Aug 17 2014, 10:47a
Glad I'm not the only one that has noticed.
Commented on Tigers 4, Mariners 2: David Price outduels Felix Hernandez in home debut for Tigers on Aug 17 2014, 10:26a - 1 reply
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