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Keith-Allen

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for Miguel Cabrera
Voted on Apr 23 2014, 12:27a
Power and Speed!
Commented on Game 17: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Apr 22 2014, 8:06p
MIGGY@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Commented on Game 17: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Apr 22 2014, 8:06p
Amazing!
Commented on Game 17: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Apr 22 2014, 8:05p
Last year, Kershaw crapped the bed in game 6 of the NLCS
Commented on Dan Dickerson schooled ESPN on Twitter, and it was awesome on Apr 22 2014, 5:40p - 1 reply
Even they don't make those plays every time.
Commented on Torii Hunter believes he can play 2-3 more years on Apr 22 2014, 4:20p - 2 replies
If he'll take something like $8 M a year, I'd probably re-sign him.
Commented on Torii Hunter believes he can play 2-3 more years on Apr 22 2014, 3:41p
I think the weak part is that umpires are congregating near home plate and waiting there.
Commented on White Sox 3, Tigers 1: Wheels fall off in seventh for Anibal Sanchez on Apr 22 2014, 12:37p
I think it's more like 15% for each of them.
Commented on White Sox 3, Tigers 1: Wheels fall off in seventh for Anibal Sanchez on Apr 22 2014, 10:42a - 1 reply
The White Sox aren't a half bad team.
Commented on White Sox 3, Tigers 1: Wheels fall off in seventh for Anibal Sanchez on Apr 22 2014, 9:38a - 1 reply
A good percentage of outfielders won't make that play in RF.
Commented on White Sox 3, Tigers 1: Wheels fall off in seventh for Anibal Sanchez on Apr 22 2014, 9:34a - 1 reply
for Evan Reed
Voted on Apr 22 2014, 9:11a
I haven't even seen him hit a fly ball to the outfield yet.
Commented on Game 16 Overflow on Apr 21 2014, 8:32p - 1 reply
funny
Commented on Game 16: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Apr 21 2014, 8:22p
I was just about to say that.
Commented on Game 16: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Apr 21 2014, 7:45p
how do you pop up a pitch almost in the dirt?
Commented on Game 16: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Apr 21 2014, 7:42p - 2 replies
attaboy Avila
Commented on Game 16: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Apr 21 2014, 7:40p
rookie has a good eye
Commented on Game 16: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Apr 21 2014, 7:39p
Davis, Kinsler, and Romine have 12 SB's in 15 games.
Commented on Game 16: Tigers vs. White Sox, 7:08 p.m. on Apr 21 2014, 6:47p
damn this is confusing
Commented on Game 16 Preview: White Sox at Tigers on Apr 21 2014, 4:31p - 1 reply
Here's a link to his splits :
Commented on J.D. Martinez called up to Detroit, Luke Putkonen to the disabled list on Apr 21 2014, 12:38p
Sweet.
Commented on J.D. Martinez called up to Detroit, Luke Putkonen to the disabled list on Apr 21 2014, 12:36p - 1 reply
Beep Beep Beep Beep: WAR Analysis
Posted on Apr 21 2014, 12:21p
You're gonna need a bigger microscope.
Commented on Monday Morning Manager: Goodbye Gonzo, Miggy under the scope and crushing on Kinsler on Apr 21 2014, 9:58a - 1 reply
OT: Anytime anybody says "hot mess" or "threw me under the bus".
Commented on Baseballspeak - Cast your vote for the most annoying baseball expression on Apr 21 2014, 9:48a - 1 reply
As long as we're winning, there's nothing to worry about.
Commented on Tigers 2, Angels 1: Halos gift-wrap Rick Porcello victory with four errors on Apr 21 2014, 9:42a
Ramon Santiago's defense was better.
Commented on Replacing Gonzalez with Worth makes the most sense for Tigers, for now on Apr 20 2014, 10:35p - 3 replies
well done gentlemen, well done.
Commented on Bless You Boys Podcast 108: Justin Miller, bullpen savior on Apr 20 2014, 9:20p - 1 reply
that's just semantics
Commented on Detroit Tigers release Alex Gonzalez outright on Apr 20 2014, 8:04p
Nice to be on the other side of such a ridiculous fielding blunder.
Commented on GIF: Ian Kinsler scores on the weirdest play ever on Apr 20 2014, 7:54p
they sure do
Commented on Replacing Gonzalez with Worth makes the most sense for Tigers, for now on Apr 20 2014, 7:50p - 1 reply
Hopefully Romine improves defensively.
Commented on Replacing Gonzalez with Worth makes the most sense for Tigers, for now on Apr 20 2014, 7:49p - 1 reply
Didn't happen soon enough?
Commented on Replacing Gonzalez with Worth makes the most sense for Tigers, for now on Apr 20 2014, 7:28p - 1 reply
for Andrew Romine
Voted on Apr 20 2014, 7:23p
Romine The Savior!!!
Commented on Tigers 2, Angels 1: Halos gift-wrap Rick Porcello victory with four errors on Apr 20 2014, 7:22p - 2 replies
I like lucky players too.
Commented on Game 15 Overflow on Apr 20 2014, 3:51p
getting some charity
Commented on Game 15 Overflow on Apr 20 2014, 3:50p
andrew also, not austin
Commented on Game 15 Overflow on Apr 20 2014, 3:49p
switch hitter
Commented on Game 15 Overflow on Apr 20 2014, 3:48p - 1 reply
It wasn't a surprise that he sucked, but I figured they'd give him a few more weeks.
Commented on Detroit Tigers release Alex Gonzalez outright on Apr 20 2014, 3:33p - 1 reply
makes up for that tag he missed yesterday.
Commented on Game 15: Tigers vs. Angels, 1:08 p.m. on Apr 20 2014, 2:11p
Hey there!
Commented on Game 15: Tigers vs. Angels, 1:08 p.m. on Apr 20 2014, 2:09p
Romine is hitting over .200!
Commented on Game 15: Tigers vs. Angels, 1:08 p.m. on Apr 20 2014, 2:06p - 1 reply
Avila has been better lately believe it or not.
Commented on Game 15: Tigers vs. Angels, 1:08 p.m. on Apr 20 2014, 2:00p - 1 reply
but Romine isn't the cause for AGone being dropped.
Commented on Game 15: Tigers vs. Angels, 1:08 p.m. on Apr 20 2014, 1:58p
and was thrown out at 2B during his hit.
Commented on Game 15: Tigers vs. Angels, 1:08 p.m. on Apr 20 2014, 1:54p - 1 reply
He had a terrible AB
Commented on Game 15: Tigers vs. Angels, 1:08 p.m. on Apr 20 2014, 1:52p - 1 reply
yup.
Commented on Game 15: Tigers vs. Angels, 1:08 p.m. on Apr 20 2014, 1:32p
the laws of physics broke
Commented on Game 15: Tigers vs. Angels, 1:08 p.m. on Apr 20 2014, 1:31p - 1 reply
thank you Mike Trout
Commented on Game 15: Tigers vs. Angels, 1:08 p.m. on Apr 20 2014, 1:29p
that there was the worst defensive play I've ever seen
Commented on Game 15: Tigers vs. Angels, 1:08 p.m. on Apr 20 2014, 1:28p
Worst 5 AB stretch I've ever seen by a player
Commented on Game 15: Tigers vs. Angels, 1:08 p.m. on Apr 20 2014, 1:12p - 2 replies
I thought you talking about 9 game stretches.
Commented on Detroit Tigers release Alex Gonzalez outright on Apr 20 2014, 12:57p - 3 replies
There's plenty of competition for being the worst
Commented on Detroit Tigers release Alex Gonzalez outright on Apr 20 2014, 12:53p - 1 reply
Last year, VMart started off .118/.225/.118 over his 1st 9 games at DH.
Commented on Detroit Tigers release Alex Gonzalez outright on Apr 20 2014, 12:46p - 1 reply
Wish we could memorialize his day.
Commented on Tigers 5, Angels 2: Losing skid to Halos snapped at 10, Max Scherzer earns first win of season on Apr 20 2014, 12:32p
The answer is Yes.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 20 2014, 12:29p - 1 reply
I was glad he traded.
Commented on Detroit Tigers release Alex Gonzalez outright on Apr 20 2014, 11:52a - 1 reply
This a huge surprise.
Commented on Detroit Tigers release Alex Gonzalez outright on Apr 20 2014, 11:43a - 1 reply
True.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:47p - 3 replies
but you guys are going way overboard.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:18p - 1 reply
I'm just saying it's not going to happen anytime soon because DD is a very patient man.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:12p - 2 replies
none of us here run the team.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:05p - 2 replies
Go ahead and fire Dombrowski then.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:04p - 1 reply
That doesn't matter.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:02p - 1 reply
That's just the narrative that you guys are building.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 12:01p - 1 reply
It's too early. GIving up just 12 games into the season would be a pure panic move.
Commented on Is it time to give up on Alex Gonzalez? on Apr 18 2014, 11:36a - 2 replies
what is a NDW?
Commented on Tigers 7, Indians 5: Outhit, but not outscored - Ian Kinsler's four RBIs lead victory on Apr 17 2014, 10:57p - 1 reply
AGone might be a has been, but Romine is a never has been.
Commented on Tigers 7, Indians 5: Outhit, but not outscored - Ian Kinsler's four RBIs lead victory on Apr 17 2014, 9:26p - 1 reply
Romine is no Iglesias. He won't meet your expectations defensively.
Commented on Tigers 7, Indians 5: Outhit, but not outscored - Ian Kinsler's four RBIs lead victory on Apr 17 2014, 9:24p - 1 reply
Not sure how much that matters.
Commented on Tigers 7, Indians 5: Outhit, but not outscored - Ian Kinsler's four RBIs lead victory on Apr 17 2014, 8:15p - 1 reply
Joba looked excellent again.
Commented on Tigers 7, Indians 5: Outhit, but not outscored - Ian Kinsler's four RBIs lead victory on Apr 17 2014, 6:55p - 1 reply
It would be nice if people had more patience and didn't get frustrated so easily with AGone.
Commented on Tigers 7, Indians 5: Outhit, but not outscored - Ian Kinsler's four RBIs lead victory on Apr 17 2014, 6:50p - 3 replies
and seeing Kinsler beat out a bunt gave us another reason to bunt again.
Commented on Tigers, Torii Hunter fail to execute when called upon vs. Indians on Apr 17 2014, 2:22p - 1 reply
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