Matsuken_samba

Kelly's Gyros

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You realize that confirms every reason I fucking hate Michigan, right?
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 10:00p - 4 replies
In all seriousness
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 9:57p - 2 replies
/closes thread
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 9:56p - 1 reply
There was no 2007.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 9:55p - 2 replies
Also, the East Coast sucks.
Commented on Schnelly II on Sep 1 2014, 9:48p - 3 replies
"Reality" shows just keep getting worse, don't they?
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:44p - 1 reply
We went to the one just east of the Nationals' stadium, as we figured no way we'd go to the one in Anacostia.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:41p
/Hoke nods, points
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:39p
Went to the DMV on Friday to get IE a new license.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:36p - 2 replies
We have deer that congregate right off the highway exit we take off of 295. Seen them 4 times or so.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:33p - 1 reply
Turfman's Lawn Care and Oral Analgesic.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:29p
Did their subscription run out?
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:28p
I thought it was quite hilarious.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:25p
That was a thing of beauty.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:18p - 2 replies
Did you eat barbecue and a bowl of chili while doing it?
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:15p
Well, it would look kind of odd for a former Bachelor contestant to be openly ga...
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:14p
The platonic assfest.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:13p
I'm at irrational pessimism.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:11p - 1 reply
I'm doing my best not to think about it.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:06p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:05p
Thing is, it wasn't like a burst, or a few shots and then nothing.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:03p
If I called 911 and said I heard gunshots in Anacostia, the DC police would be like "....and?"
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 9:00p - 1 reply
I want comedy.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:59p
Well, I'm in the house, behind a fence, but we're right up next to the fence, with only a highway separating us from Anacostia.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:58p - 1 reply
They aren't stopping.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:53p - 4 replies
Think I just heard gunshots.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:52p - 1 reply
True, but again, an 18mo is understandable.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:51p - 1 reply
I mean, we do refer to everything from 1800-1899 as the "1800's", and 1700-1799 as the "1700's", so it makes sense.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:50p
That's, like, a one-horned sasquatch at the bottom of a Scottish lake.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:46p
My kids both chatter. I can handle chatter.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:43p - 2 replies
Oh, holy holy holy shit.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:43p - 1 reply
The collective "Oh shit...Manziel's a system QB" coming from Ohio is amusing.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:41p
I lost track of how many times I had to swallow my voice before I yelled
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:39p
Indeed.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:37p
Copper?
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:34p - 1 reply
Wabbit season
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:33p - 2 replies
He's also a "WHY????" kid.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:32p - 1 reply
Yeah, it's completely a parent problem.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:31p
Unsurprising, on Hawaii's end.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:30p
He had better stats than Manziel did in any game. It's science.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:29p - 2 replies
SO MUCH NOISE MAKE IT STOP PLEASE COTG MAKE IT STOP I DON'T CARE HOW JUST STOP IT
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:27p - 2 replies
The 3 year old yells everything.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:25p - 5 replies
Yeah, I'm chalking that up to jet lag or something on UW's part.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:22p - 1 reply
On the positive, it makes me feel MUCH better about my own kids.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:21p - 1 reply
I either want to never host them again
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:20p - 1 reply
STARTING DEFENSE, WOOO!!!! PLACE AT THE TABLE!!!
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:19p
Hawaii? Win?
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:19p - 1 reply
Backed up by observations?
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:18p
Watching IE's sister and brother in law "parent" our two nephews this weekend, my feelings can be summed up in two words:
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:17p - 2 replies
Criminy, what a weekend.
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:13p - 1 reply
The airlines
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:12p
We here?
Commented on Schnelly bowl on Sep 1 2014, 8:11p - 1 reply
Alright, later.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:01p
That would be A LOT of spackle
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:00p
PLEASE THIS
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:59p
Oh, Boise. Boise, Boise, Boise.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:58p
Azalea Footbaw
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:58p
No Subject
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:57p - 1 reply
Purdue inexplicably plays us tough.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:56p
Is that what he says when he performs a successful Filipino circumcision?
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:53p
No, it's an even year.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:52p - 1 reply
You know we will.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:46p - 2 replies
Oh, did I send that to you? Oops.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:44p
/buys stock in Parisian whorehouses.
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:40p
It's like they said "fuck it, let's just host it on tumblr"
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:39p - 1 reply
This
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:39p - 1 reply
Right. So, you haven't been to LOUISIANA.
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:21p - 1 reply
He also learned how to leer at women from Jimmy.
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:20p
....okay.
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:13p - 1 reply
You've never been to Louisiana, I see.
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:12p - 1 reply
You've never been to Louisiana, I see.
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:12p
This is where we point out that what you see on Facebook is somewhat self-selected.
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:11p - 1 reply
The movers were shitty, but our house is nice and convenient (I bike to work)
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:08p
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