I am a veteran, a former stand up comic, political field coordinator, author, computer teacher, photo lab tech, chef, and a whole host of other jobs with meaningless titles and/or levels of supposed entitlement. Ultimately I am a hyperactive existentialist. In layman terms, I'm a bored artist looking for a muse that can keep me inspired. That or a good distraction. I'll settle for either.

Currently, I am a nipple fluffer in Lesbian Porn. Someone has to do it right? My parents told me to dedicate my career to something I loved. Wouldn't they be proud of me now? Its not all fun though. The life of a nipple fluffer is surprisingly demanding, and, at times, caustic. I cannot recount the many times my journey to the food service table was interrupted by an irrate director yelling "Cut! I said cut dammit! We have a sagging nipple! Where's the fluffer?"

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