340x_charliesheen

Kevin Mitchell is Batman

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Well, well, well...HEY THERE, BASEBALL!

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I fuckin' love that whole soundtrack.
Commented on Big Pasta Keeps Cooking, Sauces Cubs. CIN 4, CHI 1. on Apr 18 2014, 6:10p
Oh right, I added it after the initial post.
Commented on Big Pasta Keeps Cooking, Sauces Cubs. CIN 4, CHI 1. on Apr 18 2014, 6:10p
There isn't?
Commented on Big Pasta Keeps Cooking, Sauces Cubs. CIN 4, CHI 1. on Apr 18 2014, 6:05p - 2 replies
Yeah you do!
Commented on Big Pasta Keeps Cooking, Sauces Cubs. CIN 4, CHI 1. on Apr 18 2014, 6:05p
He reminds him of his dad.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 5:58p
Wincappin'?
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 5:52p
Big Pasta Keeps Cooking, Sauces Cubs. CIN 4, CHI 1.
Posted on Apr 18 2014, 5:52p
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 5:32p
9.95 ERA, 1.97 WHIP
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 5:32p - 1 reply
terribly.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 5:30p - 3 replies
Russell's beard game is pretty strong.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 5:15p
No Subject
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 5:13p
No, I mean that his moves are so good that they'll still work when he's 70.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 5:10p
Partch & Parra and Billy's speed up in the limosine!
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 5:09p - 1 reply
He's got moves like Jagger.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 5:08p - 1 reply
yeah, he never topped 87.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 5:06p - 1 reply
his pitches have a ridiculous amount of movement.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 5:02p - 1 reply
whoa
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 4:52p
playing the Cubs is the best.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 4:51p
Damnit, whale's vagina
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 4:35p
Door slammin' Sammy!
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 4:34p
MMmmmm...fried food.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 4:33p
Ah yes.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 4:18p
Good morning, good afternoon, good night!
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 4:17p
No Subject
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 4:05p
LIGHT A MUMP MUMP MUMP
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:58p - 1 reply
and
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:55p - 1 reply
Yeah, the Cubs have hit several balls really, really hard so far.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:53p
I wouldn't.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:49p
He's still under team control next year, too, though his absurd defensive WAR is making him way more expensive than he should be.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:47p - 1 reply
Not really.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:46p - 1 reply
BLOOPY HAMILTON
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:41p
MESO SPEEDY
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:36p
MESO KINDA HORNY
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:36p
Which might give them leverage in signing him to an extension, too.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:34p
Trade one for a bat.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:33p - 3 replies
Bell's still listed on the 40 man, so he'd be an easy drop.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:24p - 1 reply
Billy to 2B, Heisey to CF!
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:16p
No Subject
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:12p
Why you gots to be hurt, Beep?
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:11p - 2 replies
That's more of an Indiana thing.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:05p
But yeah, it was delicious.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:04p
Big Pasta doesn't mess around out there.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:04p - 1 reply
burger?
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:02p - 1 reply
Because it's fucking awesome, that's why.
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 3:00p - 1 reply
Hey baseball!
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 2:59p - 1 reply
/dies
Commented on Game 16: Reds v. Cubs (2:20 ET) Simon v. Samardzija on Apr 18 2014, 2:59p
Reds 6
Commented on Reds vs. Cubs, Game 1: Preview/Prediction Thread on Apr 18 2014, 12:42p
It's weird that Samardadizjiazzza has been worked over by the Reds so badly.
Commented on Reds vs. Cubs, Game 1: Preview/Prediction Thread on Apr 18 2014, 12:41p
Yes, yes I am.
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 12:37p - 1 reply
That's a tough distinction.
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 12:30p
ohhhhh
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 12:25p
ohhhhh
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 12:25p
Yeah, the Cricket might not be the best burger in town.
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 12:25p - 1 reply
That's Shumpert, right?
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 12:24p - 2 replies
I had a tough time sleeping last night I was so excited.
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 12:23p - 1 reply
Dinner, actually.
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 12:19p - 3 replies
/dies
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 12:15p
TGIBOOP
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 12:12p
YAIS!
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 12:11p - 1 reply
That's quite an accountable effort.
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 12:01p
Jeremy Jeffress is a free agent.
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 11:54a - 1 reply
BUT MOM I WANTED RAWHIDE
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 11:42a
dawwwwwwhhhhhhhh
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 11:39a
Eating TGIPizza all by myself.
Commented on This Week in JPEGs - Featuring Greek geometry and Jewish mysticism on Apr 18 2014, 11:33a - 2 replies
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