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Kevin Sean Held

  • joined Jun 06, 2008
  • last login Aug 21, 2014
  • posts 112
  • comments 1024

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User Blog

NFL Power Rankings Week 9

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Kevin Held returns for quick power rankings rundown of all 32 NFL teams and his No. 1 team will probably surprise you.

Power Rankings: Saints Go from Gold to Bronze

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Are the NFL referees ranked higher than the New Orleans Saints in our Week 7 NFL power rankings? Probably.

NFL Power Rankings Week 6: Regulators, Mount Up!

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Hmmmm, I wonder whom resident chucklehead Kevin Held has ranked No. 1 in the NFL this week?

Kevin Held's Week 4 NFL Power Rankings

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Where do the Saints land on Kevin Held's NFL power rankings this week? Which teams will Kevin gleefully mock?

Kevin Held's NFL Power Rankings for Week 3

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Our resident "angry bird" showcases his first NFL power rankings of the 2013 season. Where will the Saints appear?

Kevin Held Wants YOU to Pick out his Theme Music!

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C'mon, you're clearly tired of all this Saints vs. Falcons news, right? No? Well, unfortunately Kevin Held has compromising photos of Tulane's mascot, so Dave has agreed to run these posts anyway.

Hakim: Saints 2013 season predictions

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Remember when I used to post on Hakim Drops the Ball? Uh-oh...look what happened...

Choosing a Pro Wrestler's Theme Music: Part 5

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Another stupid wrestling post? Another stupid wrestling post.

My God, King! It's Another "Entrance Music" Post

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Our friend Kevin Held needs theme music if he's going to be a pro wrestler. Let's pick it out for him, shall we?

Kevin Held Needs Theme Music (Part 3)

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Pro wrestling on a pro football blog? Sure, why not; it's only preseason ... Wait, what? This is going to carry on DURING the regular season, too? Sheesh...

Theme Music Needed for Wannabe Wrestler!

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Kevin Held wants to be a pro wrestler. Far be it from us to talk him out it. So c'mon and help him pick out entrance music, okay?

Kevin Held Wants Theme Music and Needs YOUR Help!

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Wanna help a podcaster pick out entrance theme music for his (not expected to be) illustrious pro wrestling career?

FanPost
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Entrance music tournament

So if you listen to the podcast with Dave, Ralph, Andrew and myself, you've likely heard of my quest to take up pro wrestling. And what helps get a pro wrestler over with an audience? Talent. ...

NFL Power Rankings of Hate

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Instead of ranking teams by who could beat who on a neutral field, I'm ranking teams according to my level of contempt, dislike and downright loathing of the franchise, its players and fans. C'mon,...

NFL Power Rankings for Week 14

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Would our Saints blog DARE put the Atlanta Falcons atop our NFL power rankings?

NFL Power Rankings for Week 12

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How high are the Saints? Wait, that came out wrong... And who claims the top spot in the National Football League? Our (not so) illustrious power rankings guy decided to get off his ass and write...

NFL Power Rankings: Busts & Other Observances

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You don't think a Saints blog would rank the Atlanta Falcons first, do you?

NFL Power Rankings Week 8

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Canal Street Chronicles ranks all 32 NFL teams from best to worst in the most hilarious of fashion.

NFL Power Rankings Week 6

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Never mind the Saints, the real question is: "Where'd this wacko rank the Falcons?"

NFL Power Rankings Week 5

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Who's the best team in the land? Oh, admit it, you don't really care about that; you just want to see if this knucklehead will rank the Saints last.

Good to see that blast of Gamma radiation couldn't keep Ed Hochuli from getting to the gym.

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Good to see that blast of Gamma radiation couldn't keep Ed Hochuli from getting to the gym.

Hakim: 2012-13 NFL Season Predictions

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So you've got my half-uh...buttock(?) attempt at predicting who's going to win each division this season. Oh, and I'm spinning some of the greatest hits of the 80s.

Wang issued a challenge earlier. To quote Bill the Butcher: "Challenge accepted." "Do your job"...

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Wang issued a challenge earlier. To quote Bill the Butcher: "Challenge accepted." "Do your job" in Russian.

I look forward to seeing somebody use this as inspiration for meshing Saints players with the cast...

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I look forward to seeing somebody use this as inspiration for meshing Saints players with the cast of 'The Wire' or something.

Hakim: Driving Peter King

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Peter King needs a chauffeur. Sadly, I'm unavailable. In my stead, I've got a list of ready-to-go questions for one intrepid college student. C'mon, I'll make ya famous, kid!

Hat tip to The Onion for giving me the idea with their Donald Trump photoshop earlier in the day.

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Hat tip to The Onion for giving me the idea with their Donald Trump photoshop earlier in the day.

Hakim: It's okay, NFL Shield; Mama Rog will protect you

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Nice rack, Commish. And yeah, this won't require therapy for the Shield in years to come... (Photoshop)

Hakim: Blogger Roundtable on BountyGate

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Read the weekend's email exchange between Kevin, Ralph, Dave, Wang, Andrew and Hans to get their instant reactions to the recent slate of bad news regarding the Saints.

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