
Keynes
May 03, 2008 Feb 13, 2012 19 12849
I really, really like dutch ovens.
You can reach me at keynes at dinopenis.com with email or @thejoeursery on Twitter.
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Recent activity
Commented I so badly want it to be Luery on Sunday a.m. Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/12/12 11:56 AM EST
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Commented His chin alone could be a replacement level catcher on Sunday a.m. Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/12/12 11:53 AM EST
Commented I've been wanting to do some research on this over at WFAA on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/12/12 10:13 AM EST
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Commented This is a good question on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 12:50 PM EST
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Commented Then why does the assumption exist that signing Oswalt means you have to trade Harrison? on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 12:48 PM EST
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Commented More and more I want to keep Koji on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 12:26 PM EST
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Commented So it's not a concern to you at all? on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 12:15 PM EST
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Commented I'm just going off the assumption that something bad will happen on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 12:15 PM EST
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Commented Colby Lewis' hip on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 12:14 PM EST
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Commented Sure. on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 12:05 PM EST
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Commented So injuries don't happen at all to the 2012 Rangers starting rotation? on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 11:58 AM EST
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Commented Sure he was on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 11:52 AM EST
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Commented Webb, also. on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 11:50 AM EST
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Commented Why do we have to lose Harrison if Oswalt is signed? on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 11:50 AM EST
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Commented My line of thought was that it was Ogando on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 11:49 AM EST
Commented How is that? on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 11:47 AM EST
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Commented Picture this: Who was the 8th option for the rotation in Spring Training last year? on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 11:39 AM EST
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Commented If any of them were worth 2+ fWAR last year in the worst season of their lives and willing to sign a one year near-to-below market deal here on Saturday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/11/12 11:35 AM EST
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Commented Oh geez Nellie isn't in the best shape of his life is he? on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 11:23 AM EST
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Commented This has a very gonzo journalism feel to it and that is awesome on The Hunt for Mike E on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 8:26 AM EST
Commented oooooooooo on Tailgate IV -- Post #2 on Lone Star Ball - 02/07/12 1:41 AM EST
Commented Yep. on Filling Big Shoes on Lone Star Ball - 02/06/12 3:14 PM EST
Commented But the mounted unit down there was awesome. on Weekend OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/04/12 10:56 AM EST
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Commented Last time I went down there (two years back, I think?) on Weekend OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/04/12 10:56 AM EST
Commented Who was worth 7 fWAR last year and will come pick you up when you need someone to pull you out of the bar? on Friday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/03/12 11:49 AM EST
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Commented Kins is awesome on Friday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/03/12 11:39 AM EST
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Commented Hrm. on Friday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/03/12 11:36 AM EST
Commented do you a jet ski rental place would work here on Friday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/03/12 11:29 AM EST
Commented oh gosh he wasn't sagging his pants was he? on Friday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/03/12 11:28 AM EST
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Commented Still, Dallas itself. on Friday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/03/12 11:27 AM EST
Commented I'm wondering why the waitstaff didn't get to that on Friday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/03/12 11:23 AM EST
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Commented 25% FB/HR dawg. on Friday morning Rangers things on Lone Star Ball - 02/03/12 11:15 AM EST
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Commented That's going to be a hell of an experience for a first-timer on Tailgate IV -- Post #2 on Lone Star Ball - 02/03/12 10:50 AM EST
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Commented We need a flagpole. on Tailgate IV -- Post #2 on Lone Star Ball - 02/03/12 10:47 AM EST
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Commented Ah shiz on Tailgate IV -- Post #2 on Lone Star Ball - 02/03/12 9:33 AM EST
Commented He needs an update, bad on Mediocre Starter vs Late Inning Reliever Discussion Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/31/12 9:47 PM EST
Commented Smoak! on Oswalt’s a good bet to be a solid starter next year, but the Rangers already have six solid... on Lone Star Ball - 01/30/12 10:39 PM EST
Commented For pitchers or batters? on Oswalt’s a good bet to be a solid starter next year, but the Rangers already have six solid... on Lone Star Ball - 01/30/12 10:34 PM EST
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Commented Commenting on football is easy on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 12:08 PM EST
Commented Hey, he was in Yahoo's Top 100 Fantasy Players on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 12:06 PM EST
Commented D: on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 11:51 AM EST
Commented Sounds like RICE should be somewhat sufficient then on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 11:41 AM EST
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Commented jokernotsureifserious.jpg on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 11:38 AM EST
Commented Those aren't on ankles, rentz on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 11:38 AM EST
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Commented So, this this tearing pain in my ankle, on the inside, under the ball of my tibia, whenever I flex my ankle upwards on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 11:25 AM EST
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Commented Crack is cheap though on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:47 AM EST
Commented Don't they obligate that in the T & C's? on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:44 AM EST
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Commented Very true, but the most likely thing the team would need to spend it on is pitching on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:42 AM EST
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Commented Ew, you gross bastard on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:37 AM EST
Commented Magic it is then on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:26 AM EST
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Commented Pretty extraordinarily lucky, I would say on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:22 AM EST
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Commented Every but of smoke I've seen was in regard to Oswalt taking a one-year deal on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:20 AM EST
Commented And I would rather him be that than the #5 starter on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:18 AM EST
Commented yes. on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:16 AM EST
Commented I think it's code for 'I want my money'. on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:16 AM EST
Commented I don't think (and I could be wrong about this) they want to pull Ogando out of the bullpen post-inevitable-Koji trade on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:15 AM EST
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Commented Yes, if the best-case scenario were to happen, we would be in bad shape. on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:09 AM EST
Commented Every man dies. Not every man truly lives. on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:04 AM EST
Commented Guy I used to work with did on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:04 AM EST
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Commented It's like 'cornhole' but sciencey-er on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:02 AM EST
Commented I don't think anyone's hoping anyone gets injured on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 10:01 AM EST
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Commented > hold nose on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 9:57 AM EST
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Commented Some buzz words on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 9:56 AM EST
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Commented And doesn't even like beer, at that! on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 9:52 AM EST
Commented "... if Oswalt did come to Texas, it would mean displacing Matt Harrison from the rotation." on Friday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 9:50 AM EST
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Commented Hosey. on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 9:11 AM EST
Commented By 'someone post it as a picture' do you mean 'someone make it for Keynes now?' on 1/27 OT Thread on Lone Star Ball - 01/27/12 9:10 AM EST
Commented They burned his ship. on Thursday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/26/12 12:18 PM EST
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Commented I don't think the normal aging curve fully applies to Cruz, with the late start to baseball he had on Thursday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/26/12 12:17 PM EST
Commented Or is this about the state of Colby Lewis' hip? on Thursday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/26/12 12:15 PM EST
Commented AND WHO POSTED THAT QUESTION BUT RYAN A. on New T.R. Sullivan Inbox column on Lone Star Ball - 01/26/12 12:04 PM EST
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Commented No. on New T.R. Sullivan Inbox column on Lone Star Ball - 01/26/12 12:02 PM EST
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Commented All it takes is one team seeing his first half... on Thursday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/26/12 11:58 AM EST
Commented ROFLOVERHEREGUYS on Thursday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/26/12 11:57 AM EST
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Commented And if he is ultimately a reliever, and a new franchise makes that discovery for themselves on Thursday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/26/12 11:54 AM EST
Commented Or is all over Ogando as the tradebait on Thursday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/26/12 11:51 AM EST
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Commented Do we have any tangible evidence that there's a real thought in the org about trading Harrison? on Thursday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/26/12 11:39 AM EST
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Commented Be interesting to hear from him after he had a pep talk with Pedro. on Thursday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/26/12 11:35 AM EST
Commented From what I've seen it's on Thursday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/26/12 11:33 AM EST
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Commented Not neccessarily on Thursday a.m. Rangers stuff on Lone Star Ball - 01/26/12 11:16 AM EST








