Kim DeJesus

joined Dec 01, 2011
last login Jun 19, 2013
posts 7
comments 3314

Die-hard Royals fan (and Iowa Hawkeye fan). Play poker and write for a living. I'm awesome at both. Almost as awesome as Kim DeJesus' body.

A Fan Of...

mlb Kansas City Royals
nba Chicago Bulls
nfl Kansas City Chiefs
ncaaf Iowa Hawkeyes
ncaab Iowa Hawkeyes
boxing Lennox Lewis
soccer Soccer is gay
cycling Never heard of anyone other than Lance Armstrong. So him.

Recent Activity

	That's just pathetic and inexcusable Cain Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 8:26p - 2 replies
	This ump is cheating Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 8:25p - 1 reply
	Wow nice strike zone, Blue... Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 8:14p
	No Subject Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 8:11p
	5 years, $75 million Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 8:09p - 1 reply
	Nice Esky. Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 8:06p
	Holy tits Moose has 2 hits!! Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 8:01p
	Since when is Masterson a K-machine? Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 7:58p - 1 reply
	I think I have it figured out Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 7:54p
	Good heads up play by Johnson and Mendoza. Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 7:52p - 1 reply
	You don't even have to throw pitches Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 7:50p
	Lolz Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 7:48p
	You know what that means? Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 7:46p - 1 reply
	Why do Gordon, Butler, Hoz and Moose Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 7:43p - 3 replies
	What the fuck is up with Gordon? Commented on Game 70 - Kansas City (34-35) at Cleveland (35-35) on Jun 19 2013, 7:37p - 3 replies
	Cool story, bro Commented on The Royals Are Average! on Jun 18 2013, 9:15p
	Gordon might need a few days off Commented on Game LXIX Open Thread - The Royals of Kansas City Versus The Racists of Cleveland on Jun 18 2013, 9:09p
	And and and and... Commented on The Royals Are Average! on Jun 18 2013, 7:40p - 1 reply
	Moose is truly one of the worst Commented on Game LXIX Open Thread - The Royals of Kansas City Versus The Racists of Cleveland on Jun 18 2013, 7:32p - 2 replies
	for Make a minor move for a new player at third Voted on Jun 18 2013, 6:41p
	Everything about this post was average Commented on The Royals Are Average! on Jun 18 2013, 6:37p - 2 replies
	Duffy and Paulino have no trade value right now Commented on All In - Like it or Not on Jun 18 2013, 3:46p
	I'm just saying Commented on All In - Like it or Not on Jun 18 2013, 3:45p
	Man Commented on All In - Like it or Not on Jun 18 2013, 2:24p - 1 reply
	I agree Commented on All In - Like it or Not on Jun 18 2013, 2:22p - 2 replies
	Keith Commented on Royals lull Indians to sleep, then strike on Jun 18 2013, 12:41a
	How many times do I have to tell you Commented on Royals lull Indians to sleep, then strike on Jun 18 2013, 12:39a - 1 reply
	My take on today's game and the season so far... Commented on Royals lull Indians to sleep, then strike on Jun 18 2013, 12:36a - 1 reply
	I've been saying for 4 years they need to move Hoch to the bullpen Commented on Royals lull Indians to sleep, then strike on Jun 18 2013, 12:33a - 2 replies
	Correct me if I'm wrong Commented on Royals lull Indians to sleep, then strike on Jun 17 2013, 11:52p - 2 replies
	Exactly Commented on What to Do About Third Base? on Jun 17 2013, 2:43p
	When are we going to stop talking about Commented on What to Do About Third Base? on Jun 17 2013, 1:55p - 2 replies
	I played second base in Little League Commented on What to Do About Third Base? on Jun 17 2013, 1:53p - 1 reply
	Cue up the Commented on Game 67 Open Thread - Royals vs. Rays on Jun 16 2013, 2:53p
	Yep Commented on Game 67 Open Thread - Royals vs. Rays on Jun 16 2013, 2:48p
	Moose now 3-46 with RISP Commented on Game 67 Open Thread - Royals vs. Rays on Jun 16 2013, 2:46p - 1 reply
	What the hell is up with Gordon? Commented on Game 66 Open Thread - Royals vs. Rays on Jun 15 2013, 6:19p - 1 reply
	Let's hope he's ok. Commented on Game 66 Open Thread - Royals vs. Rays on Jun 15 2013, 5:38p
	If there's an organization capable Commented on Royals Able to Turn on Offense Like a Switch, Easily Beat Rays 7-2 on Jun 15 2013, 3:45a
	Sorry to you "real fans" Commented on Game 65 Open Thread: Kansas City Royals (31-33) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (35-31) on Jun 14 2013, 10:18p - 3 replies
	Should have 7-8 runs Commented on Game 65 Open Thread: Kansas City Royals (31-33) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (35-31) on Jun 14 2013, 9:07p
	Somewhat of a productive out, Ryan??? Commented on Game 65 Open Thread: Kansas City Royals (31-33) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (35-31) on Jun 14 2013, 8:59p
	3-run lead and bunting?? Commented on Game 65 Open Thread: Kansas City Royals (31-33) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (35-31) on Jun 14 2013, 8:58p
	Inexcusable by Joyce Commented on Game 65 Open Thread: Kansas City Royals (31-33) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (35-31) on Jun 14 2013, 8:51p
	I caught that too Commented on Game 65 Open Thread: Kansas City Royals (31-33) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (35-31) on Jun 14 2013, 8:46p
	Typical clueless fan Commented on Royals sting Rays on Jun 14 2013, 7:56p - 1 reply
	Hahaha Commented on Game 65 Open Thread: Kansas City Royals (31-33) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (35-31) on Jun 14 2013, 7:49p
	FAIL! Commented on Royals sting Rays on Jun 14 2013, 7:46p - 2 replies
	LoLZ Frenchy Commented on Game 65 Open Thread: Kansas City Royals (31-33) vs. Tampa Bay Rays (35-31) on Jun 14 2013, 7:43p
	Ha! Commented on Royals sting Rays on Jun 14 2013, 2:43p
	Are you smoking crack? Commented on Royals sting Rays on Jun 14 2013, 2:42p - 2 replies
	Not mine Commented on Royals sting Rays on Jun 14 2013, 1:44a - 2 replies
	I wouldn't because she's from Iowa Commented on Royals sting Rays on Jun 14 2013, 1:42a
	She's like 4'6 and built Commented on Royals sting Rays on Jun 14 2013, 1:38a - 1 reply
	Sent text messages talking shit to 3 Commented on Royals sting Rays on Jun 14 2013, 1:31a - 3 replies
	I think we can 86 Moose from this team now... Commented on Santana leads Royals into Tampa on Jun 13 2013, 8:57p
	This home plate ump is a disgrace to his profession. Commented on Santana leads Royals into Tampa on Jun 13 2013, 8:55p
	I'm just saying Commented on And I Bet You Had Given Up on Jun 12 2013, 9:38p - 6 replies
	You are a douchebag Commented on And I Bet You Had Given Up on Jun 12 2013, 9:31p - 2 replies
	Who the hell is defending Dayton Moore? Commented on And I Bet You Had Given Up on Jun 12 2013, 9:11p - 2 replies
	I vote F Commented on And I Bet You Had Given Up on Jun 12 2013, 8:06p - 1 reply
	Same here Commented on And I Bet You Had Given Up on Jun 12 2013, 6:24p
	lolz Commented on Game 63 Open Thread - Detroit at Kansas City on Jun 12 2013, 6:19p
	Me too Commented on And I Bet You Had Given Up on Jun 12 2013, 6:14p - 2 replies
	I said somewhere that we would lead the league in ERA all season?? Commented on Game 63 Open Thread - Detroit at Kansas City on Jun 12 2013, 6:13p - 2 replies
	We don't need a great lineup with this pitching staff Commented on Game 63 Open Thread - Detroit at Kansas City on Jun 12 2013, 5:55p - 1 reply
	Say what you want about this team Commented on Game 63 Open Thread - Detroit at Kansas City on Jun 12 2013, 5:51p - 1 reply
	Alex is something like 4 for his last 300 Commented on Game 63 Open Thread - Detroit at Kansas City on Jun 12 2013, 5:31p
	Please stop bunting... Commented on Game 63 Open Thread - Detroit at Kansas City on Jun 12 2013, 5:28p - 1 reply
	Sorry everyone Commented on Game 63 Open Thread - Detroit at Kansas City on Jun 12 2013, 5:24p - 1 reply
	I don't believe I've ever left a message board on my own volition Commented on Billy Tossed, But The Royals Lost on Jun 12 2013, 3:06a - 2 replies
	statute of limitations and whatnot... Recommended on Jun 12 2013, 3:03a
	I'm a out to tear up some Johnny Rockets Commented on Billy Tossed, But The Royals Lost on Jun 12 2013, 2:59a
	I can't believe we didn't get banned last year Commented on Billy Tossed, But The Royals Lost on Jun 12 2013, 2:58a - 3 replies
	I apologize Commented on Billy Tossed, But The Royals Lost on Jun 12 2013, 2:56a - 2 replies
	KCK called me a big bitch Commented on Billy Tossed, But The Royals Lost on Jun 12 2013, 2:54a - 1 reply
	Well I'm glad you have confidence in the Glassholes Commented on Billy Tossed, But The Royals Lost on Jun 12 2013, 2:45a - 1 reply
	Really Duggan?? Commented on Billy Tossed, But The Royals Lost on Jun 12 2013, 2:43a - 3 replies
	I'm only being facetious with the name calling Commented on Billy Tossed, But The Royals Lost on Jun 12 2013, 2:36a - 2 replies
	Read my comment below Commented on Billy Tossed, But The Royals Lost on Jun 12 2013, 2:35a - 1 reply

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