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Kirsten Schlewitz

  • joined Apr 10, 2008
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Mafiosa extraordinaire for SBN Soccer Italia. Also can be found talking all things Napoli at The Siren's Song, and agonizing over Aston Villa at 7500 to Holte.
Decidedly non-monogamous when it comes to clubs, yet disdainful of those who choose more than one side per league.
Very fond of caps lock in times of stress. Which is often.

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Recent Activity
do they have anything else to offer?
Commented on Official: Jonathan de Guzmán signs for Napoli on Aug 20 2014, 11:18a
Official: Jonathan de Guzmán signs for Napoli
Posted on Aug 20 2014, 7:53a
Official: Federico Fernández moves to Swansea
Posted on Aug 20 2014, 6:57a
Napoli looking to Manchester City to help solve their center back woes?
Posted on Aug 20 2014, 4:09a
Begovic wasn't born in Canada, though, so he gets a pass there.
Commented on Midfielder in Naples for Wednesday morning medical on Aug 20 2014, 3:18a - 1 reply
Napoli vs. Athletic Bilbao, Champions League qualifying: Lineups and Discussion
Posted on Aug 19 2014, 1:52p
I've been trying all day to understand how Gargano could ever be considered to start in such an important game
Commented on Napoli starters for Champions League tie against Bilbao yet to be decided on Aug 19 2014, 1:28p
This is great advice
Commented on Different Premier League club set to beat Arsenal to signature of Eduardo Vargas on Aug 19 2014, 1:27p
Different Premier League club set to beat Arsenal to signature of Eduardo Vargas
Posted on Aug 19 2014, 8:33a
Napoli starters for Champions League tie against Bilbao yet to be decided
Posted on Aug 19 2014, 7:03a
Don't worry, everyone, the past reveals that Napoli can beat Athletic Bilbao
Posted on Aug 18 2014, 4:10a
Not fantastic
Commented on Report: Napoli agree terms with De Guzman, working on deal with Villareal on Aug 18 2014, 3:06a
booooooo
Commented on Report: Vargas to be sold by Napoli, several teams interested on Aug 18 2014, 3:04a
Newcastle United vs. Manchester City: Lineups
Posted on Aug 17 2014, 10:51a
Liverpool vs. Southampton: Lineups
Posted on Aug 17 2014, 7:47a
better
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 11:30a
Apostrophe or no?
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 11:28a - 1 reply
except McDonald's, you're not allowed to say you had McDonalds
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 11:28a - 1 reply
You should start making things up
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 11:27a - 2 replies
but what was breakfast?
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 11:23a - 1 reply
<3
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 11:16a
yeah that's right
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 11:09a
Do Everton make you nervous?
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 11:07a - 1 reply
oh hey, look who it is!
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:52a - 1 reply
like we make changes at half
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:50a
ARGH
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:46a
We should get some sort of handicap, like not having to have the offside rule apply to us
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:43a
because I was already thinking that
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:38a
stop that
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:38a - 1 reply
That was one shitty corner from N'Zogbia
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:32a - 1 reply
WHU - TOT spoiler
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:31a
Andi. Sniff.
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:29a
try not to
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:25a
Dear god Gabby
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:25a - 4 replies
Seriously who is this curmudgeon?
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:17a
Westwood needs to be less of an idiot
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:14a
Can we please get the ball away from our goal
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:13a
wtf is an Albion
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:11a
Already hating our color commentator
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:11a
This match is hurting my eyes
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:08a
West Brom, however, are losing
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:06a - 1 reply
We're not losing yet!
Commented on Aston Villa vs. Stoke City: Lineups and Open Thread on Aug 16 2014, 10:02a
Premier League, Week 1: Chelsea spectacular against Burnley
Posted on Aug 16 2014, 7:07a
Manchester United vs. Swansea: Lineups
Posted on Aug 16 2014, 6:59a
Ross Barkley could be out up to six weeks for Everton
Posted on Aug 15 2014, 2:08p
I am still in a bit of shock
Commented on Carlos 'The Rock' Sanchez (finally) signs for Aston Villa on Aug 15 2014, 1:04p - 2 replies
Napoli announce squad list for Champions League qualifier
Posted on Aug 12 2014, 4:40a
Next game: Champions League qualifying
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 4:00p
but the broadcasters love it!
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 3:54p - 1 reply
Well it definitely has all the fans freaking out.
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 3:43p - 1 reply
PSG take the lead -- Pastore.
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 3:41p
Mesto, Henrique and Dzemaili have just come on
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 3:33p
Pocho gets a warm sending off as he leaves the pitch
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 3:26p - 1 reply
Ibra goals are always allowed though
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 3:22p
I lied.
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 3:22p - 1 reply
yay the Lete cup is ours!
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 3:19p - 1 reply
What a strange resurrection
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:53p
Halftime, 0-0, no serious Napoli injuries, yay
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:53p - 1 reply
thank goodness I didn't want to have to invade Paris.
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:49p
I guess I'm not the only one
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:49p - 1 reply
My streaming has given up is Callejon alive?
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:48p - 1 reply
Still not fit enough
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:38p - 1 reply
David Luiz's hair is bigger than Lorenzo Insigne.
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:31p
Michu is BORED OUT OF HIS SKULL
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:30p
apparently they really love long-range shots
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:26p
I do not understand why these guys are obsessed with Dzemaili and Inler being "missing"
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:26p - 1 reply
Whenever I watch Duvan I am just not impressed
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:19p
This was not meant to be a reply
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:15p
Of course, Lavezzi to Cavani to goal
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:15p - 1 reply
Rafael may be in a bit of discomfort which is worrisome
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:14p
yeah, and Edi was adorable with his kid/mascot
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:13p
I swear all Phil Schoen is talking about is transfers
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:11p
Hi Ibra!
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:08p
BABY EDI!
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:03p
I miss you Edi.
Commented on Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup on Aug 11 2014, 2:01p
Lineups and Match Discussion: Napoli v. PSG, all for the Lete Cup
Posted on Aug 11 2014, 1:35p
Italy failed to take a step forward with the election of Tavecchio as FIGC president
Posted on Aug 11 2014, 12:47p
Ah, but is this a case of a rumor starting on Twitter, then tabloids picking it up?
Commented on Could 'The Rock' be on his way to Aston Villa? on Aug 11 2014, 4:19a
And Napoli are the only seeded team to start off away, too.
Commented on Napoli to face Athletic Bilbao in Champions League qualifying on Aug 8 2014, 8:02a
Aston Villa vs. Parma: A detailed look at the friendly opposition
Posted on Aug 8 2014, 7:04a
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