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Kirsten Schlewitz

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Mafiosa extraordinaire for SBN Soccer Italia. Also can be found talking all things Napoli at The Siren's Song, and agonizing over Aston Villa at 7500 to Holte.
Decidedly non-monogamous when it comes to clubs, yet disdainful of those who choose more than one side per league.
Very fond of caps lock in times of stress. Which is often.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Seattle Mariners
  • NHL Ottawa Senators
  • General San Francisco Giants
  • FIFA Slovakia
  • EPL Aston Villa
  • MLS Seattle Sounders
  • Fantasy Ljajic & JoJo
  • Serie A Napoli
  • Tennis Janko Tipsarevic
Recent Activity
Crystal Palace sign ex-Fulham defender Brede Hangeland
Posted on Aug 1 2014, 9:05a
There are certainly discrepancies in ticket prices across sports.
Commented on Despite surge, season ticket prices aren't so bad on Jul 30 2014, 4:54a
£1,895 for SPURS?
Commented on Despite surge, season ticket prices aren't so bad on Jul 30 2014, 4:50a - 1 reply
I assume we're not talking about the preseason friendly in which Norwich pretended they played a Serie D side?
Commented on Hoolahan could help to bring stability to Villa's midfield on Jul 29 2014, 7:07a - 2 replies
I want a Napoli calendar addon thingie please make it happen.
Commented on The Serie A fixture list is out, Napoli start season with away match against Genoa on Jul 29 2014, 3:58a - 1 reply
His only plus is his physical presence.
Commented on Mercato Madness: Marouane Fellaini loan from Manchester United rumored, but denied by Napoli on Jul 29 2014, 3:44a
The best matches of the Serie A season
Posted on Jul 28 2014, 2:32p
Atlético Madrid reach agreement for transfer of Antoine Griezmann
Posted on Jul 28 2014, 5:37a
Mario Suárez will stay at Atlético Madrid, no big loss for Napoli
Posted on Jul 28 2014, 4:03a
he looks like he thinks a hurt knee might be contagious
Commented on Napoli reveal new home kit from Macron, and it has a collar on Jul 28 2014, 3:24a
I think it's because they couldn't go body surfing to let off stress
Commented on Big trouble in little Dimaro? Jose Callejon and Valon Behrami leave training sessions on Jul 28 2014, 3:13a - 1 reply
Also when he said he really wanted to wear "this" shirt, I'm assuming he didn't mean the shirt unveiled yesterday
Commented on Jose Callejon confirms Atletico Madrid offer, says he's "glad" Napoli rejected it on Jul 27 2014, 2:33p
ME TOO ZIGGY
Commented on Jose Callejon confirms Atletico Madrid offer, says he's "glad" Napoli rejected it on Jul 27 2014, 2:32p
I'm afraid of the "innovative" third kit
Commented on Napoli reveal new home kit from Macron, and it has a collar on Jul 27 2014, 2:29p - 1 reply
pretty sure I'd hold a Mesto kit with that sort of distaste too, Inler
Commented on Napoli reveal new home kit from Macron, and it has a collar on Jul 27 2014, 2:27p - 1 reply
or at least do it right after the season stops so he has plenty of recovery time in case someone drops him
Commented on Dries Mertens goes crowdsurfing with Jan Vertonghen at Tomorrowland music festival on Jul 27 2014, 2:18p
This makes me cry and want to give Insigne a huge hug
Commented on Lorenzo Insigne jeered and taunted by Napoli fans at event on Jul 27 2014, 2:09p
You'd think maybe his contract would prevent these sorts of things?
Commented on Dries Mertens goes crowdsurfing with Jan Vertonghen at Tomorrowland music festival on Jul 27 2014, 9:34a - 1 reply
Also Chievo's dealings in the transfer market are worrying me
Commented on Official: Alessandro Gamberini sold to Chievo Verona on Jul 25 2014, 12:41p
No, I forgot Gamberini EXISTED
Commented on Official: Alessandro Gamberini sold to Chievo Verona on Jul 25 2014, 12:41p
please be well Marek
Commented on Marek Hamsik is having fun in training on Jul 25 2014, 12:40p
Rumor finally laid to rest as Villa target signs for Hannover
Posted on Jul 25 2014, 5:25a
I'm sticking to the Tonev couldn't get a visa story
Commented on Premier League rules will require Villa to cut four players on Jul 23 2014, 4:19a
He's 22, alas
Commented on Premier League rules will require Villa to cut four players on Jul 23 2014, 4:17a
Sorry Manchester United, Southampton, QPR -- Ron Vlaar is off the table
Posted on Jul 23 2014, 4:14a
sigh
Commented on Villa join Everton, West Ham in pursuit of Chelsea winger on Jul 22 2014, 8:48a
Edinson Cavani reveals that PSG just don't love him enough
Posted on Jul 22 2014, 6:36a
Wait, I thought Koulibaly was backup
Commented on Mercato Madness: Could Liverpool's Daniel Agger soon be on the market for Napoli and a Rafa Benitez reunion? on Jul 22 2014, 4:43a - 1 reply
Villa join Everton, West Ham in pursuit of Chelsea winger
Posted on Jul 21 2014, 8:50a
Christoph Kramer unlikely to leave Gladbach for Napoli
Posted on Jul 21 2014, 7:33a
My page jumped and I hit the wrong button so the poll is now unscientific
Commented on With Juventus Faltering, Should Napoli Go All-Out For Glory? on Jul 18 2014, 3:56a
for Yes
Voted on Jul 18 2014, 3:55a
also awwwwwwww
Commented on Dries Mertens Doesn't Just Want A Scudetto, He Wants To Adopt A Child From Naples on Jul 16 2014, 4:16p
damn this girlfriend thing
Commented on Dries Mertens Doesn't Just Want A Scudetto, He Wants To Adopt A Child From Naples on Jul 16 2014, 4:09p
Massimiliano Allegri to replace Antonio Conte at Juventus
Posted on Jul 16 2014, 6:53a
Antonio Conte has resigned from Juventus. The rest of Serie A is celebrating.
Posted on Jul 15 2014, 2:46p
I think he'd do alright at Verona
Commented on Could Antonio Luna make the switch to fair Verona? on Jul 15 2014, 10:56a
The young stars of the World Cup, and what they're doing next
Posted on Jul 15 2014, 10:48a
what in actual...
Commented on Villa ask Baggies to pay actual money for Hutton, hilarity ensues on Jul 15 2014, 10:39a - 1 reply
The Swans are set to be this season's Canaries.
Commented on Swansea want to keep World Cup midfielder away from Villa on Jul 15 2014, 10:34a
Naples is the one place where Messi will never outshine Maradona
Posted on Jul 12 2014, 6:08a
I hope he switches teams mid-match
Commented on Napoli To Play August 2nd Friendly Against Greek Side PAOK, Who Want Goran Pandev on Jul 12 2014, 5:29a
Not as much as a bite from Suarez!
Commented on Aurelio De Laurentiis Claims €100 million Gonzalo Higuain Release Clause, Says That's What Barca Must Pay on Jul 11 2014, 12:53p
This must be why Barcelona bought Suarez
Commented on Aurelio De Laurentiis Claims €100 million Gonzalo Higuain Release Clause, Says That's What Barca Must Pay on Jul 11 2014, 8:57a - 2 replies
The one thing this World Cup needed was more Zlatan
Posted on Jul 10 2014, 9:56a
And you thought Bendtner to Villa rumors were bad?
Posted on Jul 10 2014, 9:43a
Napoli fans should be cheering Argentina against Netherlands
Posted on Jul 9 2014, 11:42a
yeah, I understand the "why would we bother with loans" reaction, but in this case, it's like an insurance policy.
Commented on Di Marzio: Napoli "Wants To Shock" Europe on Jul 9 2014, 11:00a
I'd love to have him
Commented on Napoli Trying To Beat Roma To American Starlet DeAndre Yedlin on Jul 9 2014, 10:12a
Villa linked to former Arsenal striker, so why is everyone so upset?
Posted on Jul 9 2014, 8:15a
Also, it's Sky Sports so
Commented on Napoli Trying To Beat Roma To American Starlet DeAndre Yedlin on Jul 9 2014, 5:31a
As I wrote at Stars and Stripes
Commented on Napoli Trying To Beat Roma To American Starlet DeAndre Yedlin on Jul 9 2014, 5:30a - 1 reply
Robin van Persie a doubt for Netherlands' semifinal clash with Argentina
Posted on Jul 9 2014, 3:57a
I see Conor's already weighed in on this, but I'm going to take the opposite side
Commented on Napoli, Roma, Anderlecht all bidding on DeAndre Yedlin on Jul 9 2014, 3:31a - 3 replies
Stars and Stripes FC
Joined on Jul 9 2014, 3:04a
Aston Villa Chief Executive steps down, people cheer
Posted on Jul 8 2014, 5:16a
and won't, if he doesn't REMEMBER HE HAS A CLUB TO RUN
Commented on Randy Lerner suddenly remembers he is running a football club on Jul 8 2014, 4:58a
In praise of Colombia, the World Cup's most fun team
Posted on Jul 5 2014, 10:34a
World Cup 2014: July 4, Napoli - style (VAMOS COLOMBIA)
Posted on Jul 4 2014, 10:10a
Stupid Mazzarri
Commented on Eduardo Vargas Hoping For Napoli Stay on Jul 4 2014, 9:11a
Trying to choose between James and Neymar
Posted on Jul 4 2014, 8:00a
Saying goodbye to 24 of our closest World Cup friends
Posted on Jul 3 2014, 10:00a
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