Kirsten Schlewitz

  • joined Apr 10, 2008
  • last login Apr 16, 2014
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Mafiosa extraordinaire for SBN Soccer Italia. Also can be found talking all things Napoli at The Siren's Song, and agonizing over Aston Villa at 7500 to Holte.
Decidedly non-monogamous when it comes to clubs, yet disdainful of those who choose more than one side per league.
Very fond of caps lock in times of stress. Which is often.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Seattle Mariners
  • NHL Ottawa Senators
  • General San Francisco Giants
  • FIFA Slovakia
  • EPL Aston Villa
  • MLS Seattle Sounders
  • Fantasy Ljajic & JoJo
  • Serie A Napoli
  • Tennis Janko Tipsarevic
User Blog

Serie A, Round 34: All of a Saturday

It's Easter and it's Italy. That means each and every Serie A match is on Saturday this weekend. So what should you watch?

Squashing yet another transfer rumor

Young? Check. Cheap? Check. Loads of potential? Check. This sounds like a Paul Lambert special. But is there any truth in the rumour that Josip Radošević is leaving Napoli for Aston Villa?

Late City goal sinks Sunderland's hope of survival

The single point likely helps neither Manchester City, who may have just thrown away their chances at the title, nor Sunderland, who may have just consigned themselves to relegation.

Napoli try to lose, fail

Despite having a man advantage for 45 minutes, Napoli still tried to throw away points. Fortunately, Gonzalo Higuaín scored a hat-trick to foil his teammates' nefarious plans.

Finally, a win for Inter

Missed penalties, red cards, fisticuffs and plenty of goals -- this match had it all.

Serie A, week 33 preview: European race tight

The great excitement this week lies in the sides struggling for safety. Or chasing Europa, if you like that sort of thing.

Love to Hate: Crystal Palace

Route 1 football, the inability to score goals, employing Tony Pulis - are there any more reasons Aston Villa fans should despise Crystal Palace?

Parma vs. Napoli: Lineups + Match Talk

Antonio Cassano isn't in the starting lineup for Parma, who look to halt their three-game losing streak by doing the double over Napoli

Destro's hat trick puts Roma in Champions League

Mattia Destro was the star of the show, hitting a hat trick to ensure Roma will finish no lower than third place.

Gufare, Napoli-Style: Round 32

You know enough to cheer for Napoli. But who to cheer against in Serie A this weekend?

Serie A, Round 32 preview: Europe Battle!

There aren't a lot of terribly exciting matchups featured in Week 32, but with eight teams still striving for a Europa League place, and five teams in danger of relegation, there's still plenty of reason to watch Serie A.

Six months out, no World Cup for Benteke

The forward suffered an injury in training on Thursday and will be out at least six months.

Love to hate: Fulham

No one hates Fulham. So how can Aston Villa fans muster up some animosity for this relegation-threatened side?

Maggio's training again - but should he start?

The Napoli right-back trained for the first time Wednesday since being hospitalized for a collapsed lung in March.

Pique faces up to four weeks on the sidelines

Gerard Pique sustained a hip fracture in the Champions League tie with Atlético Madrid, leaving Barcelona without their best defender for up to four weeks.

Barcelona receives transfer ban

Barcelona have been found to have violated multiple rules related to the international transfer of players under the age of 18. As such, they've been handed a transfer ban through January 2015.

For the Love of Zlatan

If you're sick of Zlatan Ibrahimovic, you might be sick of football entirely.

Three straight defeats for Aston Villa

If it happens three times in a row, is it still called déjà vu?

Napoli set to England?

Aurelio De Laurentiis is playing hardball with the Mayor of Naples over the Stadio San Paolo plans. Man, it's fun having a crazy owner, isn't it?

What happened to the fun Fiorentina?

Wither the goals, Fiorentina?

Behind enemy lines

Juventus, Napoli, and...cats. Serie A blogs The Siren's Song and Black, White & Read All Over play nice prior to Sunday's match.

Serie A: How to kill time before Napoli - Juventus

We can pretend this weekend features matches beyond Napoli - Juventus, but really...

Gufare, Napoli-style: Round 30

You know enough to cheer for Napoli. But who to cheer against in the midweek round of matches?

Serie A, Round 30: Predictable much?

If you don't have time in your busy schedule to watch eight matches simultaneously, don't worry - we're pretty sure the games don't actually need to be viewed...

Surprise! Juventus win

In case your attention was focused upon the goalfest in Spain, here's what you missed in Sicily.

Catania vs. Juve: does this match need previewing?

Catania is at home, but that may just mean that more of their fans will be covering their eyes.

Gufare, Napoli-style: Round 29

You know enough to cheer for Napoli. But who to cheer against this upcoming Serie A weekend?

Love to Hate: Stoke City

Timewasting. Long throws. Tony Pulis. Thuggishness. Ok, Aston Villa fans hate Stoke for the same reasons everyone else hates Stoke.

Who faces off in Champions League quarterfinals?

Manchester United get the unluckiest draw in the bunch, picked to face Bayern Munich, while fellow Germans Dortmund must deal with the dangerous Real Madrid. View the complete draw here.

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