Kirsten Schlewitz

  • joined Apr 10, 2008
  • last login Jul 24, 2014
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Mafiosa extraordinaire for SBN Soccer Italia. Also can be found talking all things Napoli at The Siren's Song, and agonizing over Aston Villa at 7500 to Holte.
Decidedly non-monogamous when it comes to clubs, yet disdainful of those who choose more than one side per league.
Very fond of caps lock in times of stress. Which is often.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Seattle Mariners
  • NHL Ottawa Senators
  • General San Francisco Giants
  • FIFA Slovakia
  • EPL Aston Villa
  • MLS Seattle Sounders
  • Fantasy Ljajic & JoJo
  • Serie A Napoli
  • Tennis Janko Tipsarevic
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Hands off, boys!


Ron Vlaar is not for sale, says Paul Lambert. In fact, Aston Villa are prepared to discuss new terms with the Dutchman once he returns from holiday. But will Randy Lerner sanction such spending?

Maybe they just don't love you enough, Edy


Edinson Cavani talks about how happy he is to be able to walk the streets of Paris in peace. Really, though, he's probably just missing Napoli.

Villa hoping to bring in Chelsea winger on loan


Christian Atsu's made it clear he doesn't want to spend another year in the Eredivisie, but Chelsea are still eager to loan him out again. Where might he go?

Good-haired boy unlikely to make Napoli switch


Leverkusen's sporting director says Christoph Kramer will remain at Borussia Mönchengladbach for another season before returning to his parent club.

Allegri replaces Conte at Juventus

Max Allegri has been appointed head coach of the Old Lady, after Antonio Conte's surprising resignation on Tuesday evening.

Conte's gone. Do we dare to dream?


Antonio Conte's resignation may have Juventus fans in tears, but the rest of Serie A is ecstatic. Could this be the year the Old Lady are dethroned?

What's next for the young stars of the World Cup?

We're all still trying to get to grips with the fact that the 2014 World Cup is over. The good news is that you still have plenty of opportunity to watch your favorite stars. Let us explain.

Naples, Maradona and Messi


Even if Lionel Messi lifts the World Cup with Argentina on Sunday evening, there remains one place he will not be crowned king.

The one thing this World Cup needed was Zlatan

This World Cup has been pretty good, but with Zlatan Ibrahimovic around, it could have been perfect.

What a sad silly season it will be


The latest name floating around the Aston Villa circles is that of Kieran Richardson, last seen with relegated club Fulham.

Do we really need to tell you who to cheer for?


Of course there's a connection between Napoli and Argentina. But just in case you needed that explained...

Why all the big fuss over Nicky B?


Aston Villa aren't in a state to be spending any money on anyone, so why would it be so bad to bring in Nicklas Bendtner on a free?

van Persie a doubt for Netherlands - Argentina

The Manchester United forward picked up a stomach bug and was unable to train with the team prior to Wednesday's match.

Villa CEO steps down, people cheer


Paul Faulkner has stepped down as Chief Executive for Aston Villa, pleasing fans who have made him something of a punching bag over the past four years.

In praise of Colombia

The dancing, the style of play, the sheer joy of everyone involved -- Colombia were knocked out of this World Cup too soon, but at least we got a bunch of great memories out of them.

World Cup, day 23: VAMOS COLOMBIA


Napoli fans should turn blindly partisan for Colombia's match against hosts Brazil, but first up it's France's date with Germany.

Trying to choose between James and Neymar

James. Neymar. How could you ever choose? Unfortunately, a decision will need to be made. There is no middle ground, no fence upon which to sit. Because on Friday, Brazil and Colombia meet in the...

A goodbye to 24 of our closest World Cup friends

Eight teams are in. Twenty-four have left us. Here's our goodbye to those who are no longer in Brazil.

World Cup, Day 20: let's just call this NAPOLI DAY


What's better than a normal day of World Cup action? A day in which six Napoli players are likely to see the pitch.

World Cup, day 19: Fennec Foxes go for glory


Napoli fans should be cheering a German upset - or at least, crossing their fingers that Faouzi Ghoulam gets into the starting lineup once more.

Sorry to break your hearts but...


James Rodríguez to Napoli? Yeah, that seems an unlikely event.

The three biggest disappointments of the World Cup

The World Cup has been phenomenal, but it hasn't been perfect. Here are the three biggest disappointments of the tournament so far -- and we don't mean any of the eliminated teams.

How to watch South Korea vs. Belgium online

With Group H still very much up in the air, you're going to want to keep an eye on both games. Here's how to watch online.

Ronaldo puts Portugal back out front


It's the 50th international goal for Cristiano Ronaldo...but as it stands, both Portugal and Ghana are headed home.

Ghana and Portugal are currently tied 1-1


Assuming Germany remain ahead, another goal from Ghana could see them through to the knockout rounds.

Own goal gives Portugal the lead


A deflection off John Boye gives Portugal a 1-0 lead over Ghana.

Ronaldo denied his 50th international goal


The crossbar's a fan of Ghana, it seems

World Cup, day 15: let it Drizzle


Match schedule for June 26, as well as a quick rundown of which scenarios permit which teams to advance to the knockout round.

Belgium vs. South Korea: how to watch

Looking for a way to watch the Group H matchup between Belgium and South Korea? We've got you covered.

Russia vs. Algeria: a win puts either side through

A draw would put Algeria through, but only if South Korea don't win, so it's best if the Fennec Foxes press for a victory over Russia (whose own win would put them into the next round).

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