Kirsten Schlewitz

  • joined Apr 10, 2008
  • last login Jul 12, 2014
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Mafiosa extraordinaire for SBN Soccer Italia. Also can be found talking all things Napoli at The Siren's Song, and agonizing over Aston Villa at 7500 to Holte.
Decidedly non-monogamous when it comes to clubs, yet disdainful of those who choose more than one side per league.
Very fond of caps lock in times of stress. Which is often.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Seattle Mariners
  • NHL Ottawa Senators
  • General San Francisco Giants
  • FIFA Slovakia
  • EPL Aston Villa
  • MLS Seattle Sounders
  • Fantasy Ljajic & JoJo
  • Serie A Napoli
  • Tennis Janko Tipsarevic
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World Cup, day 13: FORZA AZZURRI


Italy need a draw to get through to the knockout stages, but let's be cheering on a win, alright?

The end of the line for Croatia

A 3-1 loss against Mexico doomed Croatia to a group stage exit in Brazil. What went wrong for this talented team?

World Cup, Napoli-Style: Forza Chile!


It's the first day of the third round of the group stages and we're pretty sure that makes it Day 12 of the World Cup. But it's all a little hazy.

This new takeover rumor sounds...promising


Apparently Josh Harris and David Blitzer "revive" struggling sports franchises. How's that going, Philadelphia?

Bosnia fail to move beyond the fairytale

All was looking good for Bosnia and Herzegovina until they were eliminated from the 2014 World Cup by Nigeria on Saturday night. What went wrong?

Honduras score, Ecuador reply


Honduras held a lead for roughly three minutes before Ecuador were able to grab an equalizer.

Honduras fans are delighted to be Honduras fans


Who cares how the team plays? Fans of Honduras are simply excited to be alive.

How to watch Ecuador vs. Honduras online

We can help you find Ecuador vs. Honduras streaming online if you won't be at a TV.

Dzemaili free kick gives Switzerland a consolation


It was just the one goal, but it was directly from a free kick, so that should count as something, right?

Benzema scores a beauty, France up 5-0


It's three goals for Karim Benzema now, with the Real Madrid forward putting in France's fourth against Switzerland.

Valbuena goal puts France up 3-0 over Switzerland


It was 3-0 to France before the halftime whistle even blew.

France waste chance to get a third


Karim Benzema saw his penalty saved, only for Mathieu Valbuena to slam the rebound into the woodwork.

France take an early lead on Switzerland, 2-0


Goals from Olivier Giroud and Blaise Matuidi have France cruising toward the top of Group E.

Von Bergen off injured for Switzerland


Steve Von Bergen suffered a nasty collision with the boot of Olivier Giroud, so he's been replaced by Philippe Senderos.

How to watch France vs. Switzerland online

We can help you find France vs. Switzerland streaming online if you won't be at a TV.

Bryan Ruiz puts Costa Rica up 1-0 over Italy

Just before the break, Bryan Ruiz put Costa Rica up 1-0 over Italy with a terrific header.

How to watch Italy vs. Costa Rica online

We can help you find Italy vs. Costa Rica streaming online if you won't be at a TV.

Italy AND Switzerland? What a Neapolitan delight!


It's Italy! It's Lorenzo! It's Valon and Gokhan combining in Switzerland's midfield! It's...World Cup, day 9!

Ivory Coast mourns death of Touré brother

Ibrahim Touré, professional footballer and brother of Ivory Coast internationals Kolo and Yaya, has passed away at age 28.

World Cup, June 19: Can Napoli add more goals?


Hey remember when Pablo Armero scored Colombia's first goal? Yeah, that was weird and slightly disconcerting. Los cafeteros play Ivory Coast to start us off, followed by Uruguay vs. England. The day concludes with Japan vs. Greece.

3 reasons why we're all falling in love with Chile

Get to know the most fun team at the 2014 World Cup.

Netherlands, Vlaar defeat Australian kangaroos


Ron Vlaar defeats Australia! Single-handedly! With some help from Arjen Robben, Robin van Persie and Memphis Depay!

World Cup, June 18: put some spice into your day


Spain vs. Chile has to be the highlight, but it'll be interesting to see how many goals Netherlands can put past Australia. And will Croatia get themselves into contention for the knockout rounds?

Uruguay loss caused by lack of sweet, sweet milk

In 2010, Uruguay were permitted to keep their stash of dulce de leche, and went on to make it to the semi-finals. In 2014, their jars were confiscated at the border, and la celeste fell in their first match. Coincidence?

World Cup, June 17: Mertens vs. Ghoulam...and more


Dries Mertens and Belgium take on Faouzi Ghoulam of Algeria before Mexico face Brazil...and then everyone sleeps through Russia vs. South Korea.

Please don't ruin Argentina

Argentina manager Alejandro Sabella is reportedly dropping Gonzalo Higuain to play an extra defender. That sounds revolting.

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