Kirsten Schlewitz

  • joined Apr 10, 2008
  • last login Jul 13, 2014
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Mafiosa extraordinaire for SBN Soccer Italia. Also can be found talking all things Napoli at The Siren's Song, and agonizing over Aston Villa at 7500 to Holte.
Decidedly non-monogamous when it comes to clubs, yet disdainful of those who choose more than one side per league.
Very fond of caps lock in times of stress. Which is often.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Seattle Mariners
  • NHL Ottawa Senators
  • General San Francisco Giants
  • FIFA Slovakia
  • EPL Aston Villa
  • MLS Seattle Sounders
  • Fantasy Ljajic & JoJo
  • Serie A Napoli
  • Tennis Janko Tipsarevic
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Catania relegated after disappointing season

There will be no Sicilian Derby in Serie A next season, with Catania dropping to Serie B even as Palermo rise up to Serie A.

Livorno relegated

After just one season in Serie A, Livorno are headed straight back to Serie B.

Villa's tenuous link to ASSE boss


Yes, there's some rumor swirling around about Aston Villa being interested in Christophe Galtier. That doesn't mean he's likely to be brought in as manager.

Serie A Preview: Who's going down?

Whether or not any side gets relegated this weekend all hinges on...Chievo.

Napoli beat Cagliari, already clinched third

Thanks to Fiorentina's loss to Sassuolo, Napoli had already put themselves into next season's Champions League qualifying - but they decided to heap misery on Cagliari anyway.

FA to consider B teams in England


The FA is set to hear a proposal regarding B teams entering the English football system. But does it make sense?

Yes, Napoli do still need to win


Nine points available. Eight points above Fiorentina. Do the math - Napoli need a win to make sure they secure third place in Serie A.

Soul meets body: On HSV's spirit-healing endeavor

We cannot guess what they'll discover when HSV turn the dirt with their palms cupped like shovels. Will their filthy hands wash one another's?

Higuain injury isn't serious. Apparently.


According to reports, Gonzalo Higuain has sustained heavy bruising after being stretchered off against Inter on Saturday night. He's a doubt for Napoli's Coppa Italia final next weekend.

Win over Milan puts Roma within five of Juventus

The race for the scudetto continues, with Roma's win over Milan ensuring that Juventus cannot claim the title at the end of the round.


Watch Pipita fail to score

Gonzalo Higuain gets a shout out in Nike's latest World Cup ad. But alas, poor Pipita...

Of fandom, flares and...talent? The Belgrade Derby

If you're not lucky enough to experience the intensity that goes along with attending a match between Partizan and Red Star, at least you can read about it prior to Sunday's game.

Serie A starts Friday with Milan visiting Roma

Two of Serie A's most in-form sides clash in Rome on Friday, with a distant chance at the title still on the line for Roma, while Milan are still trying to snag a spot in Europe.

Serie A, Round 35 preview: Four days of excitement

It's a battle for Europe! It's a scramble to avoid Serie B! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the last month of Serie A.

Do Napoli have any players left to face Inter?


Napoli head to the San Siro trailing a rather long list of unavailable players behind them. Is there any way they can manage to do the double over former coach Walter Mazzarri?

Stop window-shopping - he's not for sale


Stop with the transfer rumors - Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis has stated that midfielder Marek Hamsik is absolutely not for sale.

Serie A, Round 34: All of a Saturday

It's Easter and it's Italy. That means each and every Serie A match is on Saturday this weekend. So what should you watch?

Squashing yet another transfer rumor


Young? Check. Cheap? Check. Loads of potential? Check. This sounds like a Paul Lambert special. But is there any truth in the rumour that Josip Radošević is leaving Napoli for Aston Villa?

Late City goal sinks Sunderland's hope of survival

The single point likely helps neither Manchester City, who may have just thrown away their chances at the title, nor Sunderland, who may have just consigned themselves to relegation.

Napoli try to lose, fail


Despite having a man advantage for 45 minutes, Napoli still tried to throw away points. Fortunately, Gonzalo Higuaín scored a hat-trick to foil his teammates' nefarious plans.

Finally, a win for Inter

Missed penalties, red cards, fisticuffs and plenty of goals -- this match had it all.

Serie A, week 33 preview: European race tight

The great excitement this week lies in the sides struggling for safety. Or chasing Europa, if you like that sort of thing.

Love to Hate: Crystal Palace


Route 1 football, the inability to score goals, employing Tony Pulis - are there any more reasons Aston Villa fans should despise Crystal Palace?

Parma vs. Napoli: Lineups + Match Talk


Antonio Cassano isn't in the starting lineup for Parma, who look to halt their three-game losing streak by doing the double over Napoli

Destro's hat trick puts Roma in Champions League

Mattia Destro was the star of the show, hitting a hat trick to ensure Roma will finish no lower than third place.

Gufare, Napoli-Style: Round 32


You know enough to cheer for Napoli. But who to cheer against in Serie A this weekend?

Serie A, Round 32 preview: Europe Battle!

There aren't a lot of terribly exciting matchups featured in Week 32, but with eight teams still striving for a Europa League place, and five teams in danger of relegation, there's still plenty of reason to watch Serie A.

Six months out, no World Cup for Benteke


The forward suffered an injury in training on Thursday and will be out at least six months.

Love to hate: Fulham


No one hates Fulham. So how can Aston Villa fans muster up some animosity for this relegation-threatened side?

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