Kirsten Schlewitz

  • joined Apr 10, 2008
  • last login Aug 27, 2014
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Mafiosa extraordinaire for SBN Soccer Italia. Also can be found talking all things Napoli at The Siren's Song, and agonizing over Aston Villa at 7500 to Holte.
Decidedly non-monogamous when it comes to clubs, yet disdainful of those who choose more than one side per league.
Very fond of caps lock in times of stress. Which is often.

A Fan Of...

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  • NHL Ottawa Senators
  • General San Francisco Giants
  • FIFA Slovakia
  • EPL Aston Villa
  • MLS Seattle Sounders
  • Fantasy Ljajic & JoJo
  • Serie A Napoli
  • Tennis Janko Tipsarevic
User Blog

3 reasons why we're all falling in love with Chile

Get to know the most fun team at the 2014 World Cup.

Netherlands, Vlaar defeat Australian kangaroos


Ron Vlaar defeats Australia! Single-handedly! With some help from Arjen Robben, Robin van Persie and Memphis Depay!

World Cup, June 18: put some spice into your day


Spain vs. Chile has to be the highlight, but it'll be interesting to see how many goals Netherlands can put past Australia. And will Croatia get themselves into contention for the knockout rounds?

Uruguay loss caused by lack of sweet, sweet milk

In 2010, Uruguay were permitted to keep their stash of dulce de leche, and went on to make it to the semi-finals. In 2014, their jars were confiscated at the border, and la celeste fell in their...

World Cup, June 17: Mertens vs. Ghoulam...and more


Dries Mertens and Belgium take on Faouzi Ghoulam of Algeria before Mexico face Brazil...and then everyone sleeps through Russia vs. South Korea.

Please don't ruin Argentina

Argentina manager Alejandro Sabella is reportedly dropping Gonzalo Higuain to play an extra defender. That sounds revolting.

Croatia would prefer not to be jilted darlings

Being beloved underdogs thanks to a horrendously unjust call is nice and all, but Croatia would rather have gotten a point.

World Cup, Day 2: Iker cries, rest of world laughs


Mexico nearly got screwed, Alexis Sanchez is sexy and we all laughed at Spain. Oh, and let's get Edu Vargas back, shall we?

Modric injury could mean more bad news for Croatia

The midfielder may have sustained ligament damage to his foot, but the results of the tests are not yet available.

World Cup, Day 2: Napoli + How to Watch + Chitchat


Want to know how to watch the World Cup matches, but also interested in which Napoli players are playing where? Well, The Siren's Song has you covered!

Villa-centric World Cup news, open thread: Join in


Do you love the World Cup? Do you love Aston Villa? Check out this Villa-specific preview of the matches for June 13, including a fixture list and how to watch the games.

Fàbregas completes move to Chelsea

Yes, you read that right - Cesc Fàbregas is returning to London, but it's not for a reunion with Arsenal. Instead the Spaniard joins Chelsea on a four-year deal.

Support Bosnia, because meat, booze and Dzeko

Huge piles of meat! Highly alcoholic brandy-like substances! Edin Dzeko!

How not to be a misogynist during the World Cup

We have some handy tips for how to treat women like actual human beings.

Valon Behrami adds steel to the Swiss side


The Napoli midfielder is also a proper enforcer for Switzerland, working to ensure his side make a deep run in the World Cup.

Record-breaking transfer news!


Yes, we're completely serious. The transfer of Jordan Bowery from Aston Villa to Rotherham United has broke records.

Dries Mertens could be a game-changer for Belgium


Belgium is packed with attacking talent, yet the Napoli man could very well be the one who helps keep the Red Devils' World Cup dreams alive.

Get in line for the new Villa away kit


The club are hearkening back to the glory days of Aston Villa with the sublime new away kit, manufactured by Macron.

The first signing of the silly season


Aston Villa have confirmed the signing of Swiss defender Philippe Senderos.

World Cup Player Profile: Gökhan İnler


What makes the Swiss team tick so smoothly? It may very well be Napoli midfielder Gokhan Inler.


The Aston Villa home kit is here, and it's sexy

Take a look at superhero Ron Vlaar modeling the 2014-2015 Aston Villa home shirt.

Individual players to be focus in Spain - Bolivia

Vincente del Bosque has yet to make cuts to Spain's provisional roster, so the friendly against Bolivia will be used as a chance for him to evaluate players on the fringe.

Swans pick up Fabianski on a free

Goalkeeper Lukasz Fabianski is on his way from Arsenal to Swansea City, having signed on to a four-year deal with the Welsh club.

Could Celtic come calling for Lambert?


Celtic need a manager used to working within budget constraints? Why not a former club captain?

Elation. Heartbreak. And that's just the andata.


Napoli supporters swung from ecstatic to depressed to thrilled to wallowing-in-a-pile-of-tears. And that was just in the first 19 weeks of the season.

Luis Suárez injured, in doubt for the World Cup

Uruguay fans will be waiting anxiously for news on Luis Suárez, who injured his knee in training and will require surgery.

So long, Au Revoir, Adios, Goodbye!


Arrivederci, Anthony Réveillère and Toni Doblas. Thanks for your brief stint at Napoli.

Trapped in a malfunctioning amusement park


The 2013-2014 Aston Villa season had eerie parallels to a trip to Disneyland that's gone terribly wrong.

Confirmed: Lambert to stay, what else to say?


After talks with Randy Lerner in New York, it's been confirmed that Paul Lambert will stay on as manager of Aston Villa - at least, until a new owner is found for the club.

Napoli put five past Verona

Napoli ended their season on a high, setting a club record for goals scored in a season.

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