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Doctor of Thinkology.

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From 1 to 35,535: Whimsical Elk or HE HAS A RING!!!

First a note: the anagram in the title of this post uses the player's full first name, though he is and was known by the short version. Now, the next player in our march from Calvin Booth (one...

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From 1 to 35,535: Coach Fired Ref! OR a musical puzzle

Who am I? Ideally, I would have published this post with just the initial question and the videos, but I forgot about the minimum word count (75). NOTES: I emailed the player, who has...

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From 1 to 35,535: Icier Lyre or EricNotInMadison

You'd think it would be hard to miss someone who is seven feet tall, weights 245 lbs., and played with Michigan's Fab Five. But the name of the next guy on our list of Wolves did not ring any...

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From 1 to 35,535: A Transparent Ode

Andrae Patterson was the Timberwolves' second round draft pick in 1998 (#46) and stuck around for two seasons and 40 games, though a knee injury in his final season limited him to just five games. ...

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From 1 to 35,535: A photo puzzle

By looking at the following photos, can you identify the next player in our romp from the Timberwolf with the least minutes played to the one with the most? First person to provide the correct...

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From 1 to 35,535: Who am I?

Most of the Timberwolves players we've reviewed on our march from fewest to most have been vaguely familiar. Many of them had brief NBA careers, overall. This next guy, though, is someone I do...

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From 1 to 35,535: I Give Crook Car

Pek. Darko. Rasho. And another Eastern European guy, next up in our review of Wolves in order of minutes played. He's a Serbian combo guard who's had a good career across the Atlantic, but had...

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From 1 to 35,535 -- Flash: Crack Sold Here!

It's the slow time of the year for Hoopus, that desolate stretch from free agency's end (assuming we sign Pek) to the start of training camp three months or so hence. How slow is it? So slow that...

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From 1 to 35,535: A Shale Hen OR Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport

How many of the baker's dozen of Aussies who've played in the NBA can you name? Hint - three were Timberwolves. While you think, a brief musical interlude: Okay, of the 13 NBA players who...

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From 1 to 35,535: Hi, I Charm Ref

Is this a former Timberwolf? And if so, what's his name? A few hints: He was born in Battle Ground, Washington He was undrafted coming out of college in 2000 so he signed with the worst...

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From 1 to 35,535: Riff That, Leo! OR It's All Greek To Me

Pop quiz, hotshot. What last name do you think of when you hear the name Theo? I'll bet you a thousand Klaw Coins that it's one of the following three: Huxtable (if you're over 25) Epstein...

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Andres Guibert, the Greatest Cuban Player in NBA History

Okay, okay, given the current era of CH glasnost, I came up with the plainest, straighforwardiest headline I could think of. No "From 1 to 35,535: Urgent Sidebar* OR Dallas Doesn't Have The Only...

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From 1 to 35,535: Unheated Jaw OR Lists! Lists! Liszt!

In honor of our (TBD) New and Most Beloved Overlords at CH, I for one am only too happy to peremptorily switch to a lists-only policy. My sole regret is that I am unable to format this as a...

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From 1 to 35,535: I Soak Jeans

As I've reached out to former Wolves to see if they will do a short Q&A for this series, some have been quite gracious. Those who don't respond leave themselves open to having an embarrassing...

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From 1 to 35,535: Tom Garrick Q&A

For those of you new to the "From 1 to 35,535" series, the title refers to minutes played. My intention is to review every player who has ever stepped onto the court in a Timberwolves' uniform,...

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Utah Minny Musical Preview

I dunno; we have posted a lot of music related to the Timberwolves' homeland of Minnesota, but have we ever explicitly devoted a preview thread to the best tunes from the Land of 10,000 Flakes? ...

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MIN-LAC Musical Preview: Turning Japanese

Downtown LA has an area known as Little Tokyo. Maybe some Wolves get sushi there when they are in town, maybe they don't. This thin conceptual thread leads me to a specific musical sub-genre:...

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MIN-TOR Musical Preview: River Deep, Mountie High

O Canada. I think the Raptors are the only team we haven't played since these musical threads started when the season was a few games old. And as much as I hate to give Canucks credit, there's...

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Milwaukee/Wolves musical preview

Best I can reckon, over the course of this season CHers have swapped musical faves for 40 American states and California. That leaves nine states unaccounted for, and since the Wolves have just a...

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MIN-OKC Musical Preview: Fool on the Hill

Just a few hours before tip-off against one of the NBA's three real contenders. Let's hope karma remembers the Wolves. Let's hope the scales of justice remain balanced. Let's hope, mostly, for a...

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MIN-LAL Musical Preview: Punk or Funk?

If Minnesota had a Mount Rushmore, it would be four giants busts of Ricky Rubio smiling down upon the 10,000 lakes and... wait, that's not right. If MN had a musical Mount Rushmore, instead of...

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MIN-MEM Musical Preview: mEDMphis edition

Holy cow, another game already? Hardly enough time to bask in the glow of last night's win - though basking in a win over Memphis would be even better. So, music. EDM is a genre that I don't...

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MIN-NOH Musical Preview: Watching the River Flow

As I attempt to take us across the entirety of America (and beyond) before this season ends, let's use this game against New Orleans to explore uncharted territory between hither and thither. ...

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MIN-HOU Musical Preview: Your Top Three

It's been a few games since we've had a straight up musical preview. And since the next Timberwolves' game is in Texas, which we've covered well in the past, this will be another change of pace...

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CH Lowest Common Songinator Results: Oh well, whatever, nevermind

It's probably bad form to run a contest and win it yourself. Maybe I just took the obvious pick by going first in the "what song is most owned by CHers?" thread. But it was a fairly easy win...

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Find our lowest common songanator

I have here in my hand a list of 205... a list of names... Oh, wait. Wrong speech. What I do have is a list of 19 songs that have been nominated as being the record owned by the most CHers. ...

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Most Popular Song Contest

I am phoning this one in, literally, since my Droid Bionic is all I have access to for most of the day. Swype is inexplicably not working, making this even more challenging. I just tried the...

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MIN-POR Musical Preview: God Save the Queen

The Wolves take on the Trailblazers again and we have already covered Oregon, the Pacific Northwest, and every state between Portland and Minnesota in earlier threads. I'm tired, so will keep this...

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MIN-LAL Musical Preview: Worst Song Ever Edition

We all hate the Lakers, right? They stole our first major franchise, one that actually won championships (only the Twins now can make that claim among our pro teams). They are the Yankees of...

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MIN-OKC Musical Preview: The Case of the Missing Mumfords

If you are looking for Oklahoma music recommendations, we did that here. I can't come up with even the flimsiest of pretexts to tie the music topic du jour to the Oklahoma Thunder, so I'm just...

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