Taken from a press release:

 CHAD OCHOCINCO VS. HEAD COACH MARVIN LEWIS IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH?

Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling offers to host the bout at the "Lockdown" Pay-Per-View event on Sunday, April 17

As the NFL's Super Bowl draws near, one of the year's major football news stories has been the ongoing rivalry between Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco and his head coach, Marvin Lewis.

The ill-will between the head coach and his star player has reportedly been an ongoing issue, and now Ochocinco has challenged Lewis to put an end to their differences once and for all – not on the gridiron field of the NFL, but inside a steel cage!

On Monday, Ochocinco posted the following message to his Twitter account (twitter.com/ochocinco), responding to Adam Schefter of ESPN: "Me and Marvin Lewis in a cage match, set it up, I've earned my stripes on my helmet it's time to fight then play"

As a result, Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling has offered to host Ochocinco vs. Lewis inside a Steel Cage at their annual "Lockdown" event on April 17, which will air live on Pay-Per-View!

"Lockdown" features every match contested inside a 15-foot reinforced steel cage, making it the only all-steel cage Pay-Per-View event in professional wrestling.

If Ochocinco and Lewis agree to settle their differences, TNA Wrestling officials will work with their representatives to sanction the bout, as well as train both combatants in the weeks leading up to the match.

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We still have 9 spots available to those of you interested in joining. Illinois, Georgia Tech and South Carolina are already controlled by users. No teams are off limits, we play on All American with 6 minute quarters. We advance on Wednesday nights at 10P EST, but will do so earlier if people are prompt about getting their stuff in. We are now in Week 12. Feel free to join in on the insanity!

First of all....GIMME A FUCKIN' SIREN!!!

...thank you.

My Predictions:

• Andrew Luck will get nabbed for Public Intox. Cops will find him sobbing with a picture of Jim Harbaugh in one hand and a handle of Jim Beam in the other.
• Michigan will be a strong contender to take the Cup home despite the fact that Denard Robinson will not be charged with theft when he transfers out and takes scUM's hopes and dreams of a winning season with him.
• John Brantley will buy a stolen laptop, personalize it, hastily dispose of the evidence then transfer to another SEC school amid controversy. "Worked out pretty well for the last guy who tried it," he tells reporters at SEC Media Day.
• Michigan State players will be busted for running a black market organ transplant clinic out of Spartan Stadium. Surprisingly, Mark Dantonio gets a clean bill of health at his next visit to the cardiologist.
• Southern Cal could very well walk off with the cup. It's the only championship they are eligible for, anyways!
• At least one Golic will be busted for drinking at an off campus party in South Bend.
• Dayne Crist busted for posession when a poncho filled with meth is found in his dorm, clearing the way for Tommy Rees or Andrew Hendrix to become the starter for Notre Dame in 2011. El Churro remains conspiciously silent on the issue.
• Al Golden reopens the 7th Floor Hookers And Blow Emporium in Coral Gables. Jacory Harris named CEO.

What are your thoughts? Will the traditional powers rise to the top yet again? Who's your darkhorse? Who shall taste the sweet nectar of cheese, chocolate and sausage?

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We still have 8 spots available to those of you interested in joining. Louisville, Illinois, Georgia Tech and South Carolina are already controlled by users. No teams are off limits, we play on All American with 6 minute quarters. We advance on Wednesday nights at 10P EST, but tend to do so earlier since people are prompt about getting their stuff in. We are now in Week 8 Feel free to join in on the insanity!

League Name EDSBS2

Password: Swindle

We still have 8 spots available to those of you interested in joining. Louisville, Illinios, Georgia Tech and Boise State are already controlled by users. No teams are off limits, we play on All American with 6 minute quarters. We advance on Wednesday nights at 10P EST, but tend to do so earlier since people are prompt about getting their stuff in. I'll be advancing to week 3 this evening after I get my game in. Feel free to join in on the insanity!

Hey guys, remember this?

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Part 2 of the thread is closed. We haven't advanced In several weeks. Let's get this thing rolling again, eh? We're in week 9. It seems like the Illini's epic comeback that fell just short against Purdue was eons ago. The holy war that is the SEC has been dormant for way too long. Anunaki, can we get a timeline/update, please? The sooner we can advance, the better IMO.