I've never posted a diary, but I saw this and it seemed like I ought to share with the breathen.

Have a look:

http://www.break.com/index/11-guys-at-the-playground.html

Feel free to add to the list. Some possibilities:

I play better when I smoke a little pot guy

I play ZERO D because I can't be bothered guy

I rain from beyond the arc...but rarely hit guy

There's gotta be more....