Kyle

Kyle Daly

  • joined Apr 01, 2012
  • last login Jul 18, 2014
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I'm a business journalist and writer based in Virginia. I am nicknamed "Chocolate Thunder" for my powerful dunks, which notably led to the NBA adopting breakaway rims due to me shattering the backboard on two occasions in 1979.

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Story Of Intrigue: True/Detective

"Stories of Intrigue" is a pastiche of terrible amateur genre fiction. Another way of explaining it: here is a story written by the dumbest motherfucker taking Intro to Creative Writing at your...

Your Granddaddy Built This Brand.

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Son, I reckon it's about time I told ye how I come up. Where ye come from. The story of your people, 'cause son, blood is all ye really got in the end. Sit yerself down for a spell. Y'see, it all...

Stories Of Intrigue: The Madman Strikes Back.

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"Stories of Intrigue" is a pastiche of terrible amateur genre fiction. Another way of explaining it: here is a story written by the dumbest motherfucker taking Intro to Creative Writing at your...

The Internal Monologue Of A Video Game NPC.

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A-dee-dee-dooo, standin' in one place. A-dum-dum-deeeee. God, this is so boring. Hey, I wonder if they ever caught that mass murderer who earlier today was indiscriminately slaughtering security...

Joe Flacco Looks At His Money.

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When asked what he would do with the more than $120 million he is set to receive in the largest ever deal for an NFL player, Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco said only, "Just gonna look at...

A Conspiracy Truther Talks Current Events.

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Oh man, y'all hear about the pope quitting? Funny thing, though. When'd he say — heh, with apologies to Johnny Paycheck, heh — "take this job and shove it"? February 11, 2013. Same day Mountain Dew...

Your Guide To The Commercials Of Super Bowl XLVII.

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Well gang, the big game is almost here — and I ain't talkin' lions and elephants! That's right, folks: it's the Super Bowl. John Harbaugh's Baltimore Ravens and Jim Harbaugh's San Francisco 49ers —...

Exclusive: 'Lennay Kekua's' Farewell Letter.

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A bizarre deception involving Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o and a fictional girlfriend named "Lennay Kekua" has unraveled, with Te'o claiming he was the victim of an online hoax. Progressive...

Holiday Mixtape: Lennon/McCartney.

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There's a quote about the Beatles that has stuck with me for years, ever since I first read it: "The world is split into two kinds of people: those who would go out for a drink with John Lennon,...

Holiday Mixtape: 'The Christmas Shoes.'

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The year of our lord 2012 has given us so much (Vanity Fair's oral history of "Freaks and Geeks"; that old Spanish lady retouching the Jesus fresco; LMFAO breaking up; uhhhhh), but few of the...

Holiday Mixtape: 'Fairytale of New York.'

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The thing about modern Christmas songs is that they're pretty damn treacly. The classics zero in on Jesus and sublime awe and all that shit. Listening to most newer Christmas songs, on the other...

Story Of Intrigue: The Madman.

"Stories of Intrigue" is a pastiche of terrible amateur genre fiction. Another way of explaining it: here is a story written by the dumbest motherfucker taking Intro to Creative Writing at your...

The Most Watchable Movie Bracket: The Winner.

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Some movies are good. Others are watchable. Herein, the quest to find the most watchable of them all.

The Most Watchable Movie Bracket: Election Day.

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Some movies are good. Others are watchable. Herein, the quest to find the most watchable of them all.

The Most Watchable Movie Bracket: The Final Four.

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Some movies are good. Others are watchable. Herein, the quest to find the most watchable of them all.

The Most Watchable Movie Bracket: The Elite Eight.

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Some movies are good. Others are watchable. Herein, the quest to find the most watchable of them all.

Mitt Romney Responds To "Binders" furor.

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Governor Mitt Romney has come under fire for statements made about working women during last night's presidential debate. Progressive Boink scoops the mainstream media in getting the text of his...

The Most Watchable Movie Bracket: The Sweet 16.

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Some movies are good. Others are watchable. Herein, the quest to find the most watchable of them all.

The Most Watchable Movie Bracket: Wildcard Round.

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Some movies are good. Others are watchable. Herein, the quest to find the most watchable of them all.

Most Watchable Movie Bracket, Round Two

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Some movies are good. Others are watchable. Herein, the quest to find the most watchable of them all.

The Most Watchable Movie bracket, round two

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Some movies are good. Others are watchable. Herein, the quest to find the most watchable of them all.

The Most Watchable Movie Ever Bracket, Day Three: Miscellaneous.

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Voting for round one of the Most Watchable Movie Ever bracket ends today. There's still time to get in your votes for the action and comedy conferences, so cast your ballots for those if you...

The Most Watchable Movie Ever Bracket, Day Three: Comedies.

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Y'all know the drill by now. Bracket's below. Voting on the adventure/horror Sam Raimi Conference ends today at 5pm EST, while voting on the action Tony Scott Memorial Conference ends at the same...

The Most Watchable Movie Ever Bracket, Day Two: The Action Movies.

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The tournament continues. Yesterday saw the launch of the first round of voting in Progressive Boink's Most Watchable Movie Ever bracket. Voting for the Sam Raimi Conference, consisting of a...

The Most Watchable Movie Ever Bracket: Voting Begins.

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As promised, here we begin round one of the Most Watchable Movie Ever tournament. I have taken the liberty of prettifying the fairly utilitarian bracket that appeared in yesterday's post. Here...

The Most Watchable Movie Bracket: Round One Revealed.

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Well hot damn, folks. Evidently y'all like watching movies. Between the comments on two posts and a (smaller) spate of tweets, I ended up losing count of how many nominations we had, though the...

Progressive Boink Bracket: The Most Watchable Movie Ever.

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Once every ten years, the British Film Institute publishes in its Sight & Sound magazine a list of the top ten greatest films of all time. This year, Vertigo pulled off an upset, taking the number...

The Romney House After The DNC: A Short Story.

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The confetti was still falling when the local news broadcast cut in. Ann pressed the "mute" button on the remote control. "Well, kiddo," said Mitt, patting Ann's knee as he rose from the couch, "I...

Let's Guess The Identity Of The RNC Mystery Speaker.

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The Republican National Convention has spent the last several days teasing the reveal of a mystery speaker who will address the conventioneers tonight. Media speculation has largely circled around...

Like A Massa, By Kevin Williamson.

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Kevin Williamson, deputy managing editor of conservative magazine The National Review, has garnered a great deal of attention for his cover story for the latest National Review issue. In his...

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