Recommended There really should be a high-kicking-Hayden statue on campus someplace. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/25/12 1:53 PM EDT

Recommended Also, "score-runner-upper" is pretty much the most third-grade insult ever. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/25/12 1:52 PM EDT

Commented Yup. on Yossi Benayoun Would Be Worth Keeping on The Short Fuse - 05/24/12 5:47 PM EDT

Commented Nailed it. on Fran And Gary Have A Chat on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/24/12 5:38 PM EDT

Voted for C on The Short Fuse - 05/24/12 2:02 PM EDT

Commented Which is why you never hear about Kansas and KSU backs getting hurt. on B1G 2012 // OTE's Iowa Potluck: Seeking Answers from The Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 11:45 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Hilarious: on B1G 2012 // Iowa's Smartest Guys in the Room on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 11:34 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented You may have forgotten Brown on B1G 2012 // Iowa's Smartest Guys in the Room on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 11:31 AM EDT

Recommended He doesn't suffer fools though...conundrum solved. on Off Tackle Empire - 05/24/12 11:30 AM EDT

Commented That would only work for so long. on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Purdue Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/24/12 11:18 AM EDT

Commented The Mario Balotelli pic put this over the top for me. on Fran And Gary Have A Chat on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/24/12 11:14 AM EDT

Commented Some sites dread the offseason. on Fran And Gary Have A Chat on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/24/12 11:12 AM EDT

Commented The worst part about Hightower on Fran And Gary Have A Chat on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/24/12 11:12 AM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended WAIT. BACK UP. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/24/12 11:11 AM EDT

Commented I reread that 4 times thinking that's where it was going. on Fran And Gary Have A Chat on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/24/12 11:11 AM EDT

Commented He's still the chairman of the Board of Trustees for Southern Illinois University. on Fran And Gary Have A Chat on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/24/12 11:11 AM EDT

Recommended Fran And Gary Have A Chat on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/24/12 11:09 AM EDT

Recommended I can't breathe. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/23/12 2:06 PM EDT

Commented One complaint. on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Purdue Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/23/12 1:59 PM EDT (2 replies)

Recommended It's kind of funny on Off Tackle Empire - 05/22/12 8:41 PM EDT

Commented Three of my favorite SBN voices. on LINK: The Last Carnival on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/22/12 8:35 PM EDT

Commented I will find you one of their old long-sleeved basketball jerseys if you do this. on LINK: The Last Carnival on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/22/12 8:35 PM EDT

Voted for B on The Short Fuse - 05/22/12 2:20 AM EDT

Commented I would love to see Modric as a Gunner. on Hamsterdam is Taking Home Some Hardware on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/20/12 2:01 AM EDT

Commented I am torn over this. on Hamsterdam is Taking Home Some Hardware on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/19/12 1:05 PM EDT

Commented I remember that day vividly. on Hamsterdam is in a Rose-colored Depression on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 10:49 PM EDT

Commented I actually have to be down there. on Hamsterdam is in a Rose-colored Depression on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 10:48 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Is that Billy Zane on Hamsterdam is in a Rose-colored Depression on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 10:47 PM EDT

Voted for B on The Short Fuse - 05/17/12 8:27 PM EDT

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Commented It's my verb of choice. on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Illinois Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 12:47 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Dunno. I think those are two serparate things. on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Illinois Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 12:46 PM EDT (2 replies)

Recommended HEY KYLE on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 12:42 PM EDT

Commented This may be the best thing you've ever written. on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Illinois Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 12:42 PM EDT

Commented I don't believe you. on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Illinois Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 11:13 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented You'd say "Fucking Fucking Illinois Bastards"? on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Illinois Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/17/12 11:12 AM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Wrong drug. on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Illinois Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/16/12 7:12 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I, too, am an Illinois native (and lifelong resident). on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Illinois Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/16/12 7:03 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented CNMS. on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Illinois Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/16/12 6:10 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Meh. on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Illinois Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/16/12 6:09 PM EDT

Commented This could just be a general comment having nothing to do with this thread. on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Minnesota Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/15/12 10:01 AM EDT

Recommended I love BHGP. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/11/12 11:36 AM EDT

Recommended Totally worth it. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/11/12 11:36 AM EDT

Recommended Jamie Pollard meets the commish on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/11/12 11:35 AM EDT

Commented You're still missing the good stuff. on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/11/12 1:00 AM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended he was being strait with us on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:17 PM EDT

Recommended If it was real, it would have been "Your not that funny" on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:17 PM EDT

Commented This went out of the park on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:16 PM EDT

Recommended thanks heavens Leinenkugel made a big push on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:15 PM EDT

Recommended Pro Combat Goes B1G: Wisconsin Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/10/12 12:15 PM EDT

Recommended Meh, that's just cigar lighting money. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/09/12 10:27 AM EDT

Commented You didn't get your complimentary amuse bouche of foie gras and caviar? on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Nebraska Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/08/12 7:06 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented I wish every jersey number on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Nebraska Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/08/12 10:07 AM EDT

Recommended !!! on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/08/12 9:33 AM EDT

Recommended Pro Combat Goes B1G: Nebraska Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/08/12 9:32 AM EDT

Commented The doctor tells me it should clear up. on When It Rains, It Pours. When It Pours, Iowans Pour. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/04/12 10:51 PM EDT

Commented I have always appreciated your mother being so accessible. on When It Rains, It Pours. When It Pours, Iowans Pour. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/04/12 10:51 PM EDT

Commented He's a former Badger athlete. on When It Rains, It Pours. When It Pours, Iowans Pour. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/04/12 10:09 PM EDT

Commented Nope. Hotel McCann't is closed that weekend. on When It Rains, It Pours. When It Pours, Iowans Pour. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/04/12 6:13 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented I promise we know the same people then. on When It Rains, It Pours. When It Pours, Iowans Pour. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/04/12 4:41 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Sadly, it is now a mainstay. on When It Rains, It Pours. When It Pours, Iowans Pour. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/04/12 4:40 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Nah, Chicago. on When It Rains, It Pours. When It Pours, Iowans Pour. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 11:52 PM EDT (2 replies)

Posted When It Rains, It Pours. When It Pours, Iowans Pour. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 10:55 PM EDT

Recommended Things this is better than: on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 4:34 PM EDT

Recommended A lot of Iowans are huge everywhere. on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 1:40 PM EDT

Commented I...um...NERDGASM! on Pro Combat Goes B1G: Michigan Edition on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 1:33 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented OK, I'm out. on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:51 AM EDT

Commented Any interest in a Fire-Red Bulls game in June? on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:49 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Well he's absolutely not Fergie material. on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:46 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Have you ever seen an Arsenal team post-Vierra? on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:43 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I hate that I agree with this. on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:41 AM EDT

Commented No, I realize that. on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:39 AM EDT (2 replies)

Commented This is true: on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:35 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Have you watched Liverpool this year? on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:34 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I guess my point is on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:33 AM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Because they can. on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:31 AM EDT

Commented Essien. Gah! on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:30 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented How old are Drogba, Terry and Essian? on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:29 AM EDT (4 replies)

Commented Aren't all Texans? on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:29 AM EDT

Commented He's got 16 goals and less than great service. on Hamsterdam is a Geriatric Action Hero on Black Heart Gold Pants - 05/03/12 12:28 AM EDT