Struve

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I am currently undergoing hormone replacement therapy in preparation for my sex chnage operation, which if successful will enable me to fulfill my life long dream of possibly becoming one Hefs playgirl bunnies. Since leaving school I have become a registered sex offender and spent 1 year at a mental hospital for the attempted fingering of two elderly ladies I was looking after in my last job, a career at bettws homes for the elderly. The situation became somewhat over heated as I mistook the commands both women gave me asking for both their bedside pans to be changed, whereas I actually thought they were gesturing me, sexually to give them a good ol' kit kating(four fingers). I learned later that was not what they were requesting but only after the police were called and arrested me on the spot... the rest is history. In my time in the mental hospital, I met many new companions, many of whome taught me the secret ways of the criminal underworld. Upon leaving the mental hospital, I put my newly learned skills to the test and became a common drug dealer, transporting massive ammounts of cocaine and heroin inside of my ass to locations all over the world. After doing this kind of work, you make many friends and enemies, luckily I was an easy person to get along with so I made more of one than the other. I quickly rose above the ranks from a small time dealer to become one of the top dogs, you may remember me at that period of my life, my name I went by was 'el capitino hushisha'. I had built a grand empire around me, but sadly it collapsed shortly after as my desire for butterfly collecting interfered with the daily routine of being a drug baron and with its demise came my return to Los Angeles, my home where I am now staying. I am currently working as a postman, stealing packages and giro's to rebuild what I once lost, selling anything of value to cash generator. One day I'll be back on top. I'm also the chairman of the 'Official Fridge Magnet Collecting Society'. I myself have over 2 million at last count and am still missing a few from having the entire complete worldwide collection of every fridge magnet ever made.

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