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LORDDARTHRAIDER

  • joined Oct 06, 2010
  • last login Jan 12, 2014
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Darth Raider: Future Shots

Damn, do we need a lot of work. It actually took the Lord of the Sith, Master of all Evil a whole week to get over the that miserable ass kicking by the orange and blue Asses. Touchdown...

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Darth Raider: Unlearn what you have learned

It's the same as it ever was..going on 11 plus years now.. We are just not progressing in the manner in which we should be. Time to unlearn what we have learned. Overall, it appears our Defense...

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Turkey Dinner

It's that time of year again, Nation. It is now the moment where we realize that we are not a playoff team..more of a Turkey dinner. Sure, we can all say we realized this in the...

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Darth Raider: Jar Jar Awards

Hell, I knew we had trouble on our hands as soon as I read who TENN's backup was. It was a cold September morning were me and my family witnessed a comeback of Ryan Fitzpatrick's after being up...

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Darth Raider: There can be only 1

QB Controversy? Of Course!! Where would the Oakland Raiders be with out drama??! I have to say, it's going to be a rough decision by the Coaches in a few days.. There can be only 1!! In...

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Darth Raider- Wheels are falling off!

Greetings Nation! Hell, I'm trying to figure out what's worse- losing by a lot or losing closely? Bah! It sucks either way, doesn't it? Losing is losing! I haven't felt this bad since my 2nd...

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Damnation

Damnation!!! Sometimes you wish you could just sit back and watch Matt Barkley start! Hell, I knew Philadelphia's new, hybrid Offense might be hard to deal with, but that was ridiculous. SEVEN...

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DARTH RAIDER: LIGHT SPEED

Camon Offense, I couldn't even get in my seat before the first Touchdown...WTF?!?!! heh! Welcome to the Dark Side, Raider Nation! What a beautiful Victory! I swear it makes the week a...

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Jedi Rule #1: THROW AWAY THE BALL

Well, at least Marquette King had a Hell of a game. Those punts hit Tie Fighters! Thumbs up, kid! Sith Lord have Mercy! What in damnation happened to our Offense?!?! In my opinion, Terrelle...

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Master TP2

What a difference a week makes!!!! More likely, what a difference a REAL Quarterback makes!!! Boom goes the Dynamite!! Lord have Madden mercy, that was a GREAT game! I mean, you knew T...

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Welcome to Sack City

Sometimes you know the final score before the game even starts. Honestly? You didn't have to be a Jedi Master to know what kind of ending the Raider Nation would witness Sunday. "Matt Flynn??"...

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Return of the Butcher

Well, at least Denarius Moore finally had a good game..heh.. It was quite a massacre..wasn't it, Nation? Sometimes you simply have to shrug your shoulders and say "Peyton F@#cking...

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Run DMC: I have you now!

You don't know the power of the Dark Side!!!(Ok, you know if you witnessed yesterday's win!)It feels good, doesn't it, Raider Nation? Ah, the day after: The day when you get to hold your...

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Unlimited Pryor Power!!!

I recently spent the whole day listening to Madden, ESPN and good friends about Sunday's game. I think the consensus is clear: Sometimes when you lose, you win! Hope has risen in...

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TP can't see

Snoop, I swear you're like macaroni & cheese- you go with everything! I've seen you in a Steeler, Raider and now a Seahawk Jersey?!? You just calm down, Lion! I'll Force choke you...

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Unlimited Pryor!

Now, that's what Pre-Season is all about, right?!? Honestly? there wasn't too much to harp about during the first few series of the game. It was the same ol same ol while witnessing: no...

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The Paper Wall

Now and then, there are some games you simply try to forget.. this was sure as Hell one of them. Hi, I'm Darth Raider, Lord of the Sith, Master of all Evil. I'm here to tell you the truth....

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Return of the Raider

Welcome back, Dark Side Demons!!!! There seems to be a tremor in the Force in the year of 2013.. His name is Master Terrell Pryor! Nah, I was just kidding, you rebel scum.. I actually wanted...

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DON"T UNDERESTIMATE THE FORCE

Thank the Lord this long, dreadful season is now, finally over. There were struggles, miscommunications and negative energy shown throughout the year. This season there were games played we...

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I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS

The Force was not with us again last Sunday. I'd like to tell you it was due to the fact of something different I haven' told you before. I'd like to tell you it was a loss that really meant...

Raiders finally use the force they have in them

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Time and time again, we have not seen our Oakland Raider scheme execute in a manner we would like it to. Week after week, we wonder what type of players we have on our team; pondering which players should stay and which players should leave the facility as quickly as the Falcon clears Space. So, it is kind of weird seeing all of it come together on a special Sunday. Is all forgiven? Of course not! Allen and Knapp, the Nation still wonders today why in the HELL you would pump up the crowd by putting in Terrelle Pryor for one series in which he would only pass one damn time? Now is the time to give him AT LEAST a half to work with. Why not give him the kind practice he actually needs on a real, live field?

I CAN FEEL YOUR ANGER

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It can't be masked, overlooked or denied; we are honestly a weak, underachieving, dreadful team. If you look at games long enough as I have, you will also realize we are one of the WORST Raider teams as well. Since 2007, the Oakland Raiders have won at least 4 games. Right now? We are still stuck on magic number 3. Hell, do we even want our team to win? Should we even try to overcome our mistakes? I can sense what most of you are thinking -- of course not. Get the high draft picks, build around them and start Allen Year 2 off with better players. Speaking as a former Athlete, I'll tell you all; that frame of thought is just not possible in the minds of the Players. As long as you compete in the NFL, you play to win. There is just no other option, Nation.

THE FEAR OF LOSS IS A PATH TO THE DARK SIDE

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It is truly the same as it ever was. The idea of being a true offensive and defensive threat has now turned into an impossible dream of a dream. In the beginning, we had players that had proven their capability, we had Coaches that were promising and Management that was inspiring to the infamous Raider Nation. Now? We are truly one of the worst teams in the National Football League. It brings me great displeasure to write that. It honestly brings me physical pain to my soul. I'm sure I was not the only one waking up early to a cold Sunday morning, rolling out of bed; witnessing rain, darkness and wind thinking: "Please Pirates , just make it worth my while!" The end result? It's almost like I imagined. We saw, once again, a group of men that lack the confidence to get to the next damn level. The game was uninspiring, unimaginative and unimpressive. Hell, even with victory the Nation would still ask for the heads of Coaches and Players. Can you blame 'em?

Darth senses a Great Disturbance in the Force

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Well, now, there goes the Oakland Raiders playoff hopes... in November. Sigh, there lies a great disturbance in the Force indeed. If anyone thought we would not come to see this day? I sense you were farther than delusional (and that's coming from a guy who dresses as a Sith Lord every year). It seems to be almost comforting to finally know what kind of team we truly are. We are not a team of decent Zone Blockers, Good Linemen or even an average Defense. Those facts will remain as long as the 2012 season drags itself on.

Into the garbage chute

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Darth Raider shouts: After all that was said in the past, after all of the grinding, promises about change, and continuous banter about the greatness being in the future, this is how we show what we truly are? Into the garbage chute, flyboys!

Darth Raider says wipe them out all of them

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At times, we have been exposed by our offense, at times we have been exposed by defense and at times, our discipline has cost us games. At this point, it's just a matter of wondering what part of the Wall will leak this week.

The Stockton Menace strikes at the heart of the Dark Side

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Darth Raider hates to say it but the Raiders linemen collapsed in this game and The Stockton Menace, Doug Martin, ran through the Raider defense like a machete through tracing paper.

DARTH has not felt this kind of presence since...

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It was a long time ago in what seemed like a galaxy far, far away that Lord Darth Raider felt the kind of presence in the force he felt in Kansas City last Sunday.

Now that's more like it Raider Empire

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Hall of Famer Darth Raider responds to Raiders win over the Jacksonville Jaguars.

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