Commented Welp,I guess I'll play. on Padres at Cardinals Open Thread: Edinson Volquez vs. Adam Wainwright on Viva El Birdos - 05/22/12 8:29 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented aluminum bats? no problem. on Lance Berkman Injury: ACL Tear Suspected on Viva El Birdos - 05/21/12 6:25 PM EDT

Commented all nicknames are welcome in the SLB! on Lance Berkman Injury: ACL Tear Suspected on Viva El Birdos - 05/21/12 6:24 PM EDT

Commented Joe Strauss tweeting need for emergency amputation. on Lance Berkman Injury: ACL Tear Suspected on Viva El Birdos - 05/21/12 6:19 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Maybe we should start a senior MLB, like the senior PGA tour. on Lance Berkman Injury: ACL Tear Suspected on Viva El Birdos - 05/21/12 6:19 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented His hairline is at least 46. on Cardinals at Dodgers Open Thread on Viva El Birdos - 05/20/12 10:33 PM EDT

Commented Marte McFarte? on Cardinals at Dodgers Open Thread on Viva El Birdos - 05/20/12 10:19 PM EDT

Commented hee hee on Cardinals at Dodgers Open Thread on Viva El Birdos - 05/20/12 9:50 PM EDT

Commented T. Greene, leg amputator. on Cardinals at Dodgers Open Thread on Viva El Birdos - 05/20/12 8:59 PM EDT

Commented Would foul balls count in "swinging strikes?" on The St. Louis Cardinals Run Out of Breathing Room on Viva El Birdos - 05/18/12 5:39 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Nice snatch. on Belated Game Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Francisco Giants, May 17, 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 5:56 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Berk's efforts were a little lacking. on Belated Game Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Francisco Giants, May 17, 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 5:47 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Well, he has 3 E's in his name. on Belated Game Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Francisco Giants, May 17, 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 5:47 PM EDT

Commented Well that was quick on Belated Game Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Francisco Giants, May 17, 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 5:33 PM EDT

Commented Wow Mets, 9 unanswered runs. on Belated Game Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Francisco Giants, May 17, 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 5:03 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Or "breaking..." on Belated Game Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Francisco Giants, May 17, 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 5:00 PM EDT

Commented Okay, at the risk of sounding dumber, on Belated Game Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Francisco Giants, May 17, 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 4:59 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Yep. Just a few ago. on Belated Game Thread: St. Louis Cardinals @ San Francisco Giants, May 17, 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 4:56 PM EDT

Commented I love it when the umps come out to interrupt the mound visits. on Game 38 gamethread on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 4:42 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Recc'd for ump inconsistency, and resemblance to Rage Guy. on Game 38 gamethread on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 4:19 PM EDT

Recommended here.. on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 4:18 PM EDT

Commented If they see the links, they might get stuck in the infinite loop. on Game 38 gamethread on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 4:16 PM EDT

Commented \o on Game 38 gamethread on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 4:15 PM EDT

Commented Cain wanted to block that with his butt. Rethought the idea. on Game 38 gamethread on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 4:13 PM EDT

Commented Natural selection will prevail on Game 38 gamethread on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 4:12 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented C Carp would take M Carp down the tunnel, for some re-education therapy. on Game 38 gamethread on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 4:09 PM EDT

Commented All of our RF's are having a knee or a hammy. on Game 38 gamethread on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 4:07 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented And neither is on the front page. on Game 38 gamethread on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 4:05 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Noone knows which thread to play in. So they pick neither. on Game 38 gamethread on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 4:04 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Non front-page emergency thread on Game 38 gamethread on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 3:58 PM EDT

Commented yeah. I lolled on Game 38 gamethread on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 3:56 PM EDT

Commented Politics? on The St. Louis Cardinals Need All That Depth We Were Bragging About on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 3:11 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Oh, the comic book one. I was thinking something else. on The St. Louis Cardinals Need All That Depth We Were Bragging About on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 3:07 PM EDT

Commented which mary jane are we talking about here? on The St. Louis Cardinals Need All That Depth We Were Bragging About on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 3:05 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Cancelled!! on The St. Louis Cardinals Need All That Depth We Were Bragging About on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 3:04 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented This Matt Cain guy: Anybody ever heard of him? on The St. Louis Cardinals Need All That Depth We Were Bragging About on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 2:56 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented They made up some ground when we were busily losing 4 straight. on The St. Louis Cardinals Need All That Depth We Were Bragging About on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 2:55 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Reds trying to put the pressure on, up 4-0. on The St. Louis Cardinals Need All That Depth We Were Bragging About on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 2:52 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented /failed ghetto joke. on The St. Louis Cardinals Need All That Depth We Were Bragging About on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 2:46 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented It means, "Dear Adam, you need to pitch all lefties away, and all righties in. Way in." on The St. Louis Cardinals Need All That Depth We Were Bragging About on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 2:45 PM EDT

Commented We're going to the game in Detroit? on The St. Louis Cardinals Need All That Depth We Were Bragging About on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 2:42 PM EDT (3 replies)

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Commented Freese tried to break that ambulance. on Game 37 Open Thread, Cardinals at Giants, 16th May 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 1:07 AM EDT

Commented Ever since we told river rat how to turn off safe search on GIS, on Game 37 Open Thread, Cardinals at Giants, 16th May 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 1:05 AM EDT

Commented All the grown ups are gone. on Game 37 Open Thread, Cardinals at Giants, 16th May 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 1:01 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Terrifying on Game 37 Open Thread, Cardinals at Giants, 16th May 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 12:49 AM EDT

Commented Slumpbuster on Game 37 Open Thread, Cardinals at Giants, 16th May 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 12:45 AM EDT

Commented Now with Vitamin R on Game 37 Open Thread, Cardinals at Giants, 16th May 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 12:41 AM EDT

Commented Needs more double switchin' on Game 37 Open Thread, Cardinals at Giants, 16th May 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 12:37 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I don't either. But I thought he could have made it look better. on Game 37 Open Thread, Cardinals at Giants, 16th May 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 12:36 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Freese looked like he gave up on it. on Game 37 Open Thread, Cardinals at Giants, 16th May 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 12:31 AM EDT (3 replies)

Commented Jaime pitch count update? on Game 37 Open Thread, Cardinals at Giants, 16th May 2012 on Viva El Birdos - 05/17/12 12:26 AM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Next time, speak ye not. on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 3:28 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I know. Carp's drop came as he leaned into dugout. on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 3:05 PM EDT

Commented 12 run Tuesdays! on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 2:50 PM EDT

Commented indugout fly rule? on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 2:48 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented regular average is .333. What's not to love? on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 2:40 PM EDT

Commented Bunting with two outs? on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 2:27 PM EDT

Commented <3 on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 2:13 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented nope on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 2:13 PM EDT

Commented 480 foot dingers! on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 2:10 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Freese wanted to play more. Berk encased in ice. on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 2:09 PM EDT

Commented You spelled "doom" wrong. Needs more "O's" on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 1:53 PM EDT

Commented We used to be the ones with the scoring and the runs and the eatin' the pudding. on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 1:52 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Soon it will just change it to "Humphrey Bogart." on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 1:49 PM EDT

Commented Cromulent start on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 1:46 PM EDT

Commented They heard our rumblings. Berk out. on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 1:46 PM EDT

Commented We're just going to have to refreeze him, and that takes such a long time and energy. on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 1:41 PM EDT

Commented Must be one of those, "I promised three days ago the guy would get this Tuesday day game off, on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 1:40 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Why no Freese? on Cubs at Cardinals Open Thread: Paul Maholm vs. Kyle Lohse on Viva El Birdos - 05/15/12 1:38 PM EDT (4 replies)

Commented Bad. But, story of the season. on Game 35: St. Louis Cardinals vs. Chicago Cubs, May 14, 2012, 6:05 CDT on Viva El Birdos - 05/14/12 7:46 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented which park has the 360' right center? (That shortest one. 58 degrees.) on mythtaken identity, part deux: jaime garcia and unearned runs on Viva El Birdos - 05/12/12 5:14 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I predict Waino will have a good night. And there will be many Card dingers. on mythtaken identity, part deux: jaime garcia and unearned runs on Viva El Birdos - 05/12/12 4:47 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I hate Saturday night games. I could be watching the Birds. on mythtaken identity, part deux: jaime garcia and unearned runs on Viva El Birdos - 05/12/12 4:06 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Time for Texass to break some Angel hearts. on mythtaken identity, part deux: jaime garcia and unearned runs on Viva El Birdos - 05/12/12 3:52 PM EDT

Commented lolz on mythtaken identity, part deux: jaime garcia and unearned runs on Viva El Birdos - 05/12/12 3:48 PM EDT

Commented I see many grammatical errors. Go back to Sin City and relearn. on mythtaken identity, part deux: jaime garcia and unearned runs on Viva El Birdos - 05/12/12 3:48 PM EDT

Commented How bout this: Skippy 2 out of 3 or 3 out of 4 games, more or less. on mythtaken identity, part deux: jaime garcia and unearned runs on Viva El Birdos - 05/12/12 3:47 PM EDT

Commented Early lineups for our examination. Nice. on mythtaken identity, part deux: jaime garcia and unearned runs on Viva El Birdos - 05/12/12 3:34 PM EDT (1 reply)