Landlubber

• joined Apr 11, 2011
• last login Apr 25, 2013
• posts 4
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My name is Kevin Harvey. I'm 27-years-old and was born in Tampa, Florida. I'm a lifelong Bucs fan, a certifiable Gator nut, and have been driving the Rays' bandwagon since the beginning. Gotta watch out for hop ons; you're gonna get a lot of hop ons.

I'm married to my high school sweetheart, Christina, and have indoctrinated her completely with the tenets of Buccaneer fandom, for which she claims she is eternally grateful, but I'm pretty sure she's just humoring me. In return, I agreed to let her get a cat, who may or may not have a plot to murder me in my sleep.

Recently, I decided to stage a hunger strike until the NFL owners ended the lockout of the players, but went mad 14 minutes into it and the strike ended. I have no further plans to protest. The owners' collective will is too strong.

I tell my wife that the greatest moment of my life was our wedding day, but it's actually when Ronde Barber picked off Donovan McNabb in the 4th quarter of the NFC Championship game to send the Bucs to the Super Bowl. I'm confident in saying this because I know she will never read this. She's standing right behind me isn't she? Gotta go.