*WARNING! Reading may take awhile. Make sure you have the time...Oh and there are some pictures* 

A little over a year ago I had the desire to create something special. Up to that point most of my contributions to AP were just me voicing what side of the fence I was on concerning a particular issue. I knew I wanted to do something different, but I wasn't exactly sure on how to go about it. This seems to be a recurring problem with me, but that's another story for another time.

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This is the Chiefs last home game and all Leafdamus has to say is they better flipp'n win. Bloody hell they better flipp'n win. There weren't many games this year that were supposed to wins. We've botched 2 of them already and barley pulled out the other. The last one is here and Hunt and Pioli had bloody well of sacrificed a whole block of virgins, cus if we don't pull this one out, there aren't words in the Oxford Dictionary that will began to describe the wrath of the gods that Leafdamus will call down on them. Since Hunt and Pioli aren't going to let Leafdamus down, as they want they hides intacked, if you want to see the gods will for the other games this week, join Leafdamus, and other would be prophets, have the answers for you.

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Week 14 is upon us and we face the Bills form Buffalo. What is a Bill anyways? And who names a city in New York after a animal of the Great Plains? If anyone can answer this question for Leafdamus, he would be greatly appreciative. Leafdamus is pretty sure that the people of that area are off their rocker and probably couldn't think of better names if they tried. Because they are off their rockers Leafdamus needs not to ask the gods who will win this games because these Bills, whatever they are, don't stand a chance. But if you trust not in the words of Leafdamus, may you have a trillion cock roaches eat their way out of your stomach for such idiocy, then enter the realm of the gods and see what they have to say.

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Week 13 is here and we are just now facing the stinking donks from colorado. Lucky for them Leafdamus is a busy person and so doesn't have time to insult them properly. This will be a short trip into the minds of the gods but if you have the stomach for it, feel free to join us. 

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Last week the Stealers failed to steal a victory in Arrowhead. This was not a surprise as the gods are spiteful gods and they hate thieving wankers. It's week 12 and our Beloved Chiefs have surpassed last years dismal finish and are currently on a 2 game winning streak. This week the Chiefs face Zeus' spewdum once again. We all know what happened last time, and therefore Clay Akin was taken out back and beat with a beauty stick and threatened that the gods would make him heterosexual if he rooted for the Chiefs again. Leafdamus thinks we'll be ok. If you seek wisdom for the rest of the games, come on down for we have something for you.

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Welcome all. It is a wondrous week it is. Our Beloved Chiefs tied last years pathetic record and as such will not be any worse, no matter what all the haters around AP say, then last year's team. Leafdamus ahs been told that this week they face the defending world champs from Pittsburgh. Leafdamus is not scared of these Penguins and their fancy tuxedo suits. And how good can this Sidney Crosby guy be? He looks like he stopped wearing pull-ups only last week. Intimidating he is not. Fortunately for the Chiefs the game is in Arrowhead on grass, and these guys can't even tie their shoes off the ice.  Thi......what do you mean....they are the defending world champs from Pittsburgh...they didn't win the championship, they stole it....very well. Leafdamus must apologize. The gods just informed him that it's not the Penguins that the Chiefs are facing but the Stealers. Leafdamus is still not scared. Even though the Chiefs have yet to win at Arrowhead this year, the Stealers can't hope to win as our refs are the most moralistic, fair refs in the league. Regardless Leafdamus knows the winner of this game and if you have not the patients to wait till tomorrow, or you need a tip for the betting lines, you have come to the right place.

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Welcome all that seek wisdom. Week 10 is here and officially the Chiefs are half way done with their season. Currently the Chiefs haven't excited many of it's fans with it's 1-7 record. This week they face the not much better Faiders in non-technicolor. Leafdamus has no idea way these Faiders are even allowed to play in the NFL as there is no life what so ever in their organization. From their owner, to their fans, to their wardrobe consultant, they are so far dead that routing for them is like routing for Lucy (Lucy is the name given to a 3.2 million year old Australopithecus afarensis. Leafdamus' other self loves anthropology and would continue to bore you with details if Leafdamus had not taken a hammer to his head reminding him that this was a Chiefs site.) So the question on everyones mind is whether the Chiefs can muster enough life to beat a team deader then Rameses II's cat. Leafdamus has the answers you seek. If Leafdamus has not have the answers you seek, perhaps the others have the false truths that will fit your needs.

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Leafdamus has return to you to deliver the wisdom that he holds. Week 9 is upon us and you seek to understand that which eludes you. Will the Chiefs bounce back after a humiliating home lose to the product of Zeus's left hand just before the Bye Week? Fear not Leafdamus has this answer and the answers to all your NFL week 9 questions. If Leafdamus' brand of truth is not to your liking, feel free to the lies of others. It's you money, what does Leafdamus care.

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It's week 7 and with it, the Chiefs play their last game before getting a week off. Coming off a much need win, and one that Leafdamus predicted they would get, emotions are running high in KC. San Diego is a vastly over rated team that seems to be on their last leg. Do the Chiefs have the cahones to capitalize on the aging Bolts and pull off their first home win? Leafdamus thinks that they d.... did you think you would get the answers so easily? One must embrace the unknown in order to gain knowledge. 

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Week six of football gives us the return of our beloved Chiefs. The Big Dogs on 1 Arrowhead Dr. realized that the Texan name just wasn't enough to push us over into the win column. Now it's 2 weeks before Bye week and the question on everyones mind is whether or not the Chiefs have what it takes to get a win. After 6 losses in a row Leafdamus understands your reluctance to look any father into this dismal season, but if you are strong enough to look pass the vail Leafdamus thinks that you may be pleasantly surprised.....just be surprised at home when the wife is not around.

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The was wondrous thing about the 5th week of football is that are still 12 weeks left in the regular season. After 2 very close, heartbreaking losses in a row, the Chiefs are still looking for their first win. Obviously leadership decided to complete the overhaul of the organization as this week they dropped the Chiefs name and are now the Dallas Texans. Tell you the truth Leafdamus finds this to be highly unoriginal as there is already a team called the Texans, not to mention they aren't from Dallas or Texas. This week they face their other half from that retched state. The Girls from Dallas are coming off of an embarrassing loss at the hands of the high powered Donkey offense. Do the Texans have what it takes to start their new identity off on the right foot or is this going to be another heartbreaking loss. Is Houston going to sue for copyright infringement. Come with Leafdamus as he takes you on a journey to uncover the truth. If truth is not what you seek then perhaps one of the false prophets here has what you search for.

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Ahhh another weekend of football is here as is another change to be favored by the almighty. Do you have the stomach to glimpse forward into the unknown. The Chiefs have a giant of a task as they face NY this week.  But how will the Mighty Midgets handle the oppressive atmosphere of Arrowhead? Leafdamus has seen the will of the gods and will share their wisdom with all those who will listen. If his gods have not the wisdom you seek, perhaps others may. Perhaps if you listen close enough, your gods may speak to you.

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Maybe it’s just me but I’m tired of seeing all these uninspired, unoriginal pieces on the front page. Is there nothing else to do beside blame Pioli and Haley this week? I feel like I’m reading a blog of Whitlock pieces. They are generally well written, better than anything I could write, but in the end they are just a series of finger pointing and frankly I disagree with just about everything in them; the only exception being that the O-line is absolutely pathetic but you don’t have to be a genius to see that.

Just because the front office didn’t do things the way you would doesn’t mean that it’s the wrong way. Just because our o-line sucks doesn’t mean we set Cassel up for failure ether. I am a firm believer that you start with the defense, as they take the longest to mold. I’ll attempt to explain this.

Since we started with D this year, we will probably suck this year and next on D as it takes 2-3 years for the D to develop. We can work on the O-line next year as they take less time to develop. If done correctly your team should be hitting their stride together after about 3 years.

If we started with the O-line this year, our D would still suck and you would lose a whole year in the rebuilding process as you have to wait another year before rebuilding your D and 2-3 years for them to develop. Now you are have your rebuilt team after 4 years instead of 3.

I believe Cassel was a break from this process because it was such a great opportunity that they felt that they couldn’t pass it up. Since they did pick Cassel up I know a lot of you think that they should have fixed the O-line so they don’t set him up for failure. Tell me, what in Cassel’s play makes you think that he will fail. I sure as hell haven’t seen anything.

Right now he’s a 67% passer. Correct me if I’m wrong but that looks like a pretty good percentage to me. He hasn’t made an abundance of bad decisions so it’s not like he’s cracking under the pressure. So again tell me, what makes you think Cassel will fail.

Sure with a crappy O-line he has an increased chance of a severe injury, but just because it can happen doesn’t mean it will. Pioli is taking a gamble by not fixing the o-line yet, but a gamble is not setting up for failure. Setting up for failure means just that, setting someone up so they CAN or WILL fail.

I have seen nothing yet that makes me believe either will happen. Why don’t we wait to see if Pioli’s gamble pays off before we lynch him, because you know if it does you’ll be calling him a god. I also hear Haley hasn’t given Cassel the opportunity to succeed. Hold on a sec weren’t you the same guys that just said that the O-line isn’t giving Cassel enough time and is probably going to get him killed.

Make up your mind people. Is the O-line more detrimental to Cassel or is Haley? Could it be that maybe Haley doesn’t give more to Cassel is because that he has no faith in the O-line yet? No that would make too much since. I know we are all frustrated that we can’t win a game, but do we really need to start blaming people for what’s wrong before the season is even done.

A lot can changes can happen between now and then, so let’s hold off on the fire and pitchforks until the front office actually fails us.

Here we are in Week 3. The Chiefs have still yet to win a game for new head coach Todd Haley and are coming off two loses in a row in which they could have, and should have in some opinions, won; absolutely heart breaking. So how does the future look for our beloved Chiefs? Is it all grim and despair? How about the other NFL teams around the country? Is there a major upset coming? Fear not citizens, for if Leafdamus does not have the answers you seek, perhaps one of your fellow APers do.

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Let me start off by apologizing. Judging by my prediction last week it is obvious that I am a fraud and a hack. If I had any ability to commune with the spectral realm and take a peek into the future, not only would I have picked better, saving me hundreds of dollars, but surly I would have foreseen that everyone had been waiting in line to get Mylie Cyrus tickets and therefore were unable to participate. 

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I this is probably a little late to be doing this since the first game is only hours away, but i thought it would be fun to see who has the most prophetic powers here at AP. Rules are simple. Look into your crystal ball, play Tarot, or smoke some peode to gain some inspiration then pick who you think is going to win this week. and to make sure your connection to the Almighty is authentic you have to actually predict the score of the Chiefs game. Since the season hasn't quit begun yet i thought it fair to test how far your insight into the forbidden realms goes and have you predict the AFC/NFC Champs and the winner of the SB. i'll keep a list of how well everyone does and will display the results weekly so everyone else can make fun of how mortal you really are. you can join in at any time but will not get credit for games already played. without farther ado her are my picks for the first week of NFL football 

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