LeafFanInVan
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Tucker taken off the ice on a backboard
Tucker was hit into the boards by Tuomo Ruutu, brother of noted douchebag Jarkko.
Hope the little fella is ok, despite his victimizing the Leafs earlier in the season.
Sakic to announce retirement Thursday
Perhaps one of the classiest guys playing the game is going to retire this week. Great run, Joe!
Whups, Roger Millions!
Found in the Wangster's mailbox..
Celine Dion eyeing bid for Montreal Canadiens
Oh man, that would be like Christmas and 20 birthdays all rolled into one, right there. COMEDY GOLD.
Bruins make a play for Kaberle - Report
Being a westcoaster has its advantages, like being able to get the early (late-nite) scoops!
According to New England Sports Network and the Boston Herald, the Bruins have offered their first- and third-round picks in the draft, as well as six-foot-five forward Joe Colborne, the team's top pick from last season.
Vote on the bigger "homer" announcer!
Alright let's settle this. Bob Cole vs Jim Hughson. Loser will be mocked until the winner's throat is sore!
Who is the bigger "homer" announcer?
by LeafFanInVan on Feb 5, 2009 9:27 PM EST
on Nucks Misconduct
As a Leaf Fan in Vancouver (cough), I'm forever defending all things Leaf related from my Toronto-hating coworkers, friends, family, pastor, rabbi and social worker(s). Imagine my surprise when I discovered that Jim Hughson's vocal stylings are seemingly despised by the Leaf faithful as much as the venerable Bob Cole's are by folks out west!
There is only one way to settle this once and for all, a poll pitting the Leaf Nation against the Canuckleheads! Feel free to cheat as much as a habs fan in the voting!
Islanders agree to preseason game in.. Kansas City??
Wow. How much would that suck if the Isles draft Tavares then get moved to KC? Answer: Lots.
Loveable NonLeafs - Volume 2
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 11, 2009 3:14 PM EST
on Pension Plan Puppets
Hot on the heels of the last installment, we have Volume 2 of a compendeum of those players that Leaf fans (hopefully) just can't help but love.
Oh sure, there might be the occasional GWG or questionable hit on one of our players, but by and large they're just difficult to hate.
Loveable NonLeafs - Volume 1
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 9, 2009 11:07 PM EST
on Pension Plan Puppets
In order to add a note of positivity after a bit of a brutal week for Leaf Fans, I thought I'd start a series profiling players who have never worn the blue and white. These are players who could be classy, solid leaders, entertaining as all hell or all of the above.
I'll start with some short blurbs and who knows, I may add on longer entries for other players as I go.
5 Easy Steps for Reducing Fan Rage
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 9, 2009 9:51 AM EST
on Pension Plan Puppets
Editor's Note: I strongly suggest that if you wish to avoid any jail time that you read this handy guide prior to every Leafs game until they are good again.
Fan Rage. We've all been there. After your team endures a brutal beating, you want to hurt something. You may feel like throwing a bottle at your TV. You might want to put your fist through the laptop screen. Or perhaps you might want to formulate a complex assassination plot to exact revenge on the team/player(s)/coach/ref(s) who have wronged you.
With these simple techniques you will save countless dollars and murder charges!
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Sundin's first PR Stumble
The always entertainingly idiotic Vancouver media getting revved up already with this "opinion" piece in The Province (local tabloid rag for the mentally challenged).
Oh noez, mats did not stop to say hi to us after his flight in from sweden! Wah! This is a very auspicious start to the media coverage here..
Sundin non-committal on Canucks debut
I lol'd.
What does it take for this guy to make a mufuggin decision?!
Imagine what going to dinner with him must be like!
Canucks-Blues Game Goes Into Extra-Puck-Time Or Something
Love it when The Onion does a hockey joke.. Must be their Canadian writers at play.
6'7" website producer plays back up in Washington
Represent, my tall brutha
Christmas Contest - NHL as the Solar System
by LeafFanInVan on Dec 8, 2008 4:06 PM EST
on Pension Plan Puppets
In today's guest post, the allusion to the Leafs as the "Centre" (Queen's English FTW!) and the Isles out in the Kuiper belt got me to thinking.. How would the NHL Teams line up if this idea was expanded?
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Christmas Contest - Holiday Gift Guide - Leaf Jersey Edition
by LeafFanInVan on Dec 5, 2008 9:02 PM EST
on Pension Plan Puppets
Hey everybody!
Stumped on what to get your favourite Leaf Fan? Want to make their lives better and hopefully forget about the crushing horror that is Leaf Fandom? Get them this jersey!
Avery baits Phaneuf
The soap opera that is Avery continues! Hilarious stuff.
Phaneuf didn't seem too perturbed, but will hopefully crush him regardless.
Drivel: Vancouver 24 Hours
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 14, 2008 8:07 PM EST
on Pension Plan Puppets
I was reading the pdf version of the local 24 hours mag (hey, it's municipal election time and I thought I'd get informed) and they have some more gems on the leafs and how bad they "suck"
Read on, if you dare!
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Amazing Turnaround of Kyle Wellwood
6 goals so far this season and he's their top scorer? Methinks the Canucks have some problems..
Coach's Corner - Fire it?
by LeafFanInVan on Nov 10, 2008 5:49 PM EST
on Pension Plan Puppets
Watching the Leafs game on Saturday, I came to the realization that the first intermission of the first game on saturday is essentially a wash. Should it just get scrapped altogether?
Taste Test - Bacon Flavoured Vodka
Continuing the bacon theme..
Wendel? Is that you raiding the fridge?
Poorly conditioned Wellwood's relic of bygone era
He's not a useless fatty, he's "old school!"
Nobody is out to screw Mathieu Schneider
~ Pat Morris, Schneider's agent
Except, of course, Mrs Schneider..
Xbox Live Friends!
by LeafFanInVan on Sep 2, 2008 1:55 PM EDT
on Pension Plan Puppets
Hey all,
After seeing a couple other people in the Barilkosphere have Xbox live accounts, I thought I'd start a fanpost with gamertags for those who want to get more xbox live buddies..
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