Lennon's Eyebrow

Giving the Fire Joe Morgan treatment to David Conn's ridiculous article that appeared in the Guardian this weekend.

Now that the season's over, the FA have finally named Harry as Fabio Capello's successor. Here is his squad for this summer.

Skipjack and I exchanged furious emails yesterday in the wake of the Norwich debacle. This is the result.

An Arsenal fan says his goodbyes to Andrey Arshavin and remembers some of his finer off-pitch comments.

What if the top EPL teams were the Best Picture Nominees for the Oscars? Who would they be?

You may have already heard about his recent victims. Houston. Jobs. Gaddafi. Bin Laden. But his killing spree goes much, much further.

Here's a piece I wrote about the inevitable appointment of Harry Redknapp to the most thankless job in the world. Shameless bit of self-promotion, I know, but it's about 'Arry so I thought y'all might be interested.

Interesting look at the players and coaches in the tunnel before the game, at half time, and at the end of the game. The end is kind of hard to watch (spoiler, we lost). But it's still neat to see the players off the field yet still in "game mode". Highlights: - Benny walking to lineup without putting his shirt on yet, because what a goon - Bale's reaction at 13:40 to the loss. Lowlights: - Kaboul hugging Nasri. I get that they're both French, but ew.

Time traveling Spurs hero Hurricane Harry "Sugar" Kane is on loan at Championship side Millwall right now. During their FA Cup match against Dagenham & Redbridge he was involved in all 5 goals, scoring two, grabbing an assist, earning a penalty, and playing the through ball that led to another. What a baller.

Robin van Persie clearly wants to prevent his son from following in his footsteps and wasting his career at a club in decline.

They're announcing the winner of the 2011 Ballon d'Or. Here's a place to chat about it.

Didier talks to Manny about the Chelsea game for Spurs TV. They seem like they're pals. This probably means we are signing Drogba this month.

UEFA is obviously much smarter than FIFA at making lists. Go to the link and vote for your team of the year.

I sure am glad we didn't get that guy when were linked with him. Who would have thought the random Argentine we didn't buy would prove to be a cancerous psycho while Adebayor would turn out to be universally adored by fans and players alike?

Former Spurs sponsor HP is launching a bid for Autonomy. This is only vaguely Spurs related, but maybe we can dream of a future where the hideous Autonomy/Aurasma logo no longer graces our kits.

"Fulham are a serious option for me...Fulham have contacted my agent. We are open to talks if they make a concrete offer." I know his youtubez look good, but this makes me question if he's really the right level for us. Nobody should seriously consider playing for Fulham.

Capped 127 times by his country, he's one of the most successful Asian players to play in Europe. I feel like a lot of people thought he was crap at Spurs, but I was always a big fan of the Korean.

Juve snag the Roma striker for a very reasonable fee: "the contract envisages the payment by Juventus of €15 million in three years." Don't worry guys, at least Joey Barton's available on a free.

They both have Dutch goal scorers! Rising Welsh stars! Bad goalies! Way to phone it in, ESPN