SB Nation User Blog: Lenny Suckerpunch

Today's sign of the apocalypse

Lenny Suckerpunch — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:48:46 -0000

Today's sign of the apocalypse

Norv Turner has a higher approval rating than Bill Belichick.

Funny-man Jacques Cesaire's Musings on the Cutler-era Broncos

Lenny Suckerpunch — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:02:32 -0000

Funny-man Jacques Cesaire's Musings on the Cutler-era Broncos

I loved these quotes, even if they're now outdated. Figured this was as good a week as any to dust them off. "They have bad hair. They don't know how to cook." - on why he dislikes the Broncos "They have bad teeth." "What else don't I like about them? They watch Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. Who does that? Who watches Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman? That's what I want to know. I heard the Denver Broncos watch it. I'm just sayin'." "Supercuts." - when asked what he would say to Cutler should he sack him

fromFootball Outsiders Almanac 2009

Rivers "Obviously" Telegraphing Snap

Lenny Suckerpunch — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:19:32 -0000

I couldn't hear the first moments of it, but Sal-Pal was on Colin Cowherd's show this morning previewing an upcoming ESPN show with Merril Hoge (which show, exactly, was part of what I missed). One of the things he mentioned was that Hoge was going to have a click-by-click video of how Rivers is telegraphing the snap on every single play. Paolantonio calls it "shocking" how obvious it is, and is incredulous that the coaching staff hasn't self-scouted enough to stop it. Two things: 1) if true, that is really horrendous coaching/scouting, and 2) maybe it's all the team needs to change to have much more effective run-blocking and pass protection.

Cro, LT health concerns

Lenny Suckerpunch — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:00:23 -0000

Cro, LT health concerns

Why wouldn't Cro and LT have more issues?

Boat-missing, part deux

Lenny Suckerpunch — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:41:51 -0000

Boat-missing, part deux

I'm not great at following who's out there on the market, but yeah, that sounds better than Boone.

Possible new stadium plan

Lenny Suckerpunch — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:37:11 -0000

Possible new stadium plan

Oceanside and Escondido tag-team action. And Fabiani actually kind of likes this one.

obviousman's nightmare

Lenny Suckerpunch — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:23:32 -0000

obviousman's nightmare

Gartrell was claimed by the Giants today after being waived yesterday.

Brandon Marshall found not guilty

Lenny Suckerpunch — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 19:57:00 -0000

Brandon Marshall found not guilty

The jury has declared Broncos receiver Brandon Marshall not guilty of misdemeanor battery charge. For the first time since essentially became a Bronco with the fourth pick of the 2006 draft, his lengthy list of legal troubles are behind him.

...and the QB extension market is set

Lenny Suckerpunch — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:43:54 -0000

...and the QB extension market is set

I (heart) Philip Rivers

Lenny Suckerpunch — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:50:42 -0000

I (heart) Philip Rivers

Does this guy sound like he gets it, or what?