
Leopold Bloom
Apr 19, 2008 Dec 08, 2009 19 23802
Likes: Zombie-killing, spacious rooms.
Dislikes: Humidity, grown men named after underwear, limping, porn-stached gentlemen dressed in Dodger blue..
Occupation: Ex-Sign Monkey Overlord
Nemesis: CHONE! (shakes fist)
Favorite Movie of All Time: Toss-up between Goodfellas and Unforgiven
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Writer: Too many to list...W.G. Sebald, Proust, Virginia Woolf, James Joyce
Favorite Television Shows: The Wire, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Arrested Development, Top Chef
Best Pizza: Old Chicago in Petaluma
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Voted for Left on Athletics Nation - 12/07/09 1:23 PM EST
Commented men of a certain age on Winter Meetings!!! on Athletics Nation - 12/07/09 12:39 PM EST
Commented depends upon the work. on Winter Meetings!!! on Athletics Nation - 12/07/09 4:14 AM EST
Commented Are you, um, driving? on Winter Meetings!!! on Athletics Nation - 12/07/09 4:13 AM EST
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Commented I'm pretty sure it's illegal to make cents off your dick. on Winter Meetings!!! on Athletics Nation - 12/07/09 4:12 AM EST
Commented .... on Winter Meetings!!! on Athletics Nation - 12/07/09 4:11 AM EST
Commented That new show he's on looks okay. on Winter Meetings!!! on Athletics Nation - 12/07/09 4:10 AM EST
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Commented most of that's the beer. on Winter Meetings!!! on Athletics Nation - 12/07/09 4:10 AM EST
Commented Cream was significantly better. on Winter Meetings!!! on Athletics Nation - 12/07/09 4:09 AM EST
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Commented Never get involved in a land war in Asia. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/05/09 2:52 PM EST
Commented old Dave Chappelle from MTV's half hour comedy hour? on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/05/09 2:51 PM EST
Commented oooooo.... on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/05/09 4:42 AM EST
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Commented You forgot the evil clowns. on Scutaro Signs with the Red Sox on Athletics Nation - 12/05/09 2:01 AM EST
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Commented rat poison in the coffee. on Scutaro Signs with the Red Sox on Athletics Nation - 12/05/09 1:59 AM EST
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Commented Plus they have delicious turkey and avacado sammiches. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/05/09 1:56 AM EST
Commented your mother goes to college. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/05/09 1:55 AM EST
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Commented Nah, I think some people actually like it. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/05/09 1:55 AM EST
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Commented Michael's Mr. F is there! on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/04/09 12:22 PM EST
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Commented Apparently, the crackerjack scientists over at Yahoo! on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/04/09 11:52 AM EST
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Commented Sawx douche! on Scutaro Signs with the Red Sox on Athletics Nation - 12/04/09 11:49 AM EST
Commented This Tiger Woods shit is getting out of hand. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/04/09 4:59 AM EST
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Commented only if you drank the radioactive stuff they make you drink before the CT scan or whatever, and your pee glows. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/04/09 4:57 AM EST
Commented riposte? on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/04/09 3:26 AM EST
Commented I think urine bag throwing is on the slate for the 2012 games. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/04/09 3:25 AM EST
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Commented Yeah, sun came out about 8:30 and went away about 4. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/04/09 1:47 AM EST
Commented Well, we don't have booze... on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/04/09 12:53 AM EST
Commented you grew up in Northern Indiana, too? on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/04/09 12:53 AM EST
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Commented Now I hear monkey sounds out there. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 11:30 PM EST
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Commented well, that's a nice side effect. on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 8:37 PM EST
Commented I'm glad you were not exposed to what I was exposed to. on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 8:36 PM EST
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Commented I like animated gay sex. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 8:21 PM EST
Commented I'd be MUCH more inclined toward poker than Scrabble. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 8:02 PM EST
Commented YAY! on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 8:01 PM EST
Commented I think that's what the aliens on Sesame Street used to say. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 8:00 PM EST
Commented Nah, that's Wrigley. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 8:00 PM EST
Commented dwarf commoner. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 8:00 PM EST
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Commented It's a remnant from growing up where I did, when I did. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 7:59 PM EST
Commented I keep hearing ducks outside. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 4:39 AM EST
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Commented I was less than impressed with the first MW. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 4:17 AM EST
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Commented It's either one or two. on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 2:31 AM EST
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Commented Okay, I bought Dragon Age. I'll give a full report. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 2:18 AM EST
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Commented that's cause you're a Nintendo guy. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/03/09 1:06 AM EST
Commented hi! on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/02/09 8:37 PM EST
Commented BTW, 331 is very impressive, Bob. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/02/09 8:00 PM EST
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Commented how many syllables does orange have? on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/02/09 7:08 PM EST
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Commented Okay, I need help here peoples. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/02/09 7:07 PM EST
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Commented I get excited around World Cup time and I do see the draw. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/02/09 7:06 PM EST
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Commented Bob, I'm torn. on DLD 12/02/09 - I'm here to talk about the Pass on Athletics Nation - 12/02/09 6:22 PM EST
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Commented that's why I want one of yours and one of cityplanner's. on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/02/09 5:43 PM EST
Commented which was, coincidentally, also my high school's fight song. on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/02/09 6:23 AM EST
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Commented he rhymes with nothing. on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/02/09 6:22 AM EST
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Commented you're British? on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/02/09 1:28 AM EST
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Commented can I have one of both? on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/02/09 12:42 AM EST
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Commented here's what I want you to do. on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/02/09 12:39 AM EST
Commented ...what do you do to the eggplant? on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/01/09 9:52 PM EST
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Commented I really do miss it. on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/01/09 9:32 PM EST
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Commented The playoff stretch has not been relevant for you since you were 10. on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/01/09 9:19 PM EST
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Commented think non-crickets. on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/01/09 7:26 PM EST
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Commented I miss baseball season. on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/01/09 6:34 PM EST
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Commented Probably fired for all his drinking. on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/01/09 6:22 PM EST
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Commented A...leather daddy? on 12/1/09: December DLD! on Athletics Nation - 12/01/09 6:20 PM EST
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Voted for FIRE DECEMBER NOW! on Athletics Nation - 12/01/09 6:18 PM EST
Commented One word. on DLD 11-28-09 Bippity, Boppity, Bobby...or, if we wrapped Bobby Crosby in bacon, would he be... on Athletics Nation - 11/29/09 3:04 AM EST
Commented BTW, I LOVE Eddie Izzard. on DLD 11-28-09 Bippity, Boppity, Bobby...or, if we wrapped Bobby Crosby in bacon, would he be... on Athletics Nation - 11/29/09 1:05 AM EST
Commented Definitely cock. on DLD 11-28-09 Bippity, Boppity, Bobby...or, if we wrapped Bobby Crosby in bacon, would he be... on Athletics Nation - 11/28/09 11:00 PM EST
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Commented I always liked Olompali, on Are You Going To Spring Training? on Athletics Nation - 11/28/09 10:57 PM EST
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Commented well, there was that little business of your 2002 coach not on Are You Going To Spring Training? on Athletics Nation - 11/28/09 6:13 AM EST
Commented Outside church on Sunday morning! on Are You Going To Spring Training? on Athletics Nation - 11/27/09 8:53 PM EST
Commented No, Lisa forgot it back in the kitchen. on Are You Going To Spring Training? on Athletics Nation - 11/27/09 5:30 PM EST
Commented just don't forget the jicama. on Are You Going To Spring Training? on Athletics Nation - 11/27/09 5:18 PM EST
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Commented You could set up a kiosk on the streetside on weekends and sell lettuce soup. on Are You Going To Spring Training? on Athletics Nation - 11/27/09 4:55 PM EST
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Commented Regal Beagle? on Are You Going To Spring Training? on Athletics Nation - 11/27/09 4:54 PM EST
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Commented Just like Santa, I make dreams come true. on Happy ThANksgiving! on Athletics Nation - 11/27/09 6:37 AM EST
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Commented I swear to God, on DLD 11.25.09 - Thanksgiving eve on Athletics Nation - 11/27/09 6:36 AM EST
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Commented I was referring to all of you. on Happy ThANksgiving! on Athletics Nation - 11/27/09 4:29 AM EST
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Commented Was the turkey consenting? on Happy ThANksgiving! on Athletics Nation - 11/27/09 12:01 AM EST
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Commented Much, much later, on DLD 11.25.09 - Thanksgiving eve on Athletics Nation - 11/26/09 11:46 PM EST
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Commented not for the carpet. on DLD 11.25.09 - Thanksgiving eve on Athletics Nation - 11/26/09 11:45 PM EST
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Commented I'm thankful for AN. on Happy ThANksgiving! on Athletics Nation - 11/26/09 11:43 PM EST
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Commented Boom! on DLD 11.25.09 - Thanksgiving eve on Athletics Nation - 11/26/09 12:13 AM EST
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