
Les Fleurs Du Mal
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James Harrison. Big Bieber & Nickelback fan.
Akron Coventry's worst. Discuss.
Vickers Cut by Texans. That was Quick...
Can he catch the ball out of the backfield now?
D'Qwell Inked. I am pleased.
"The Browns on Monday announced that problem has been taken care of -- the two sides reached a multi-year contract agreement.
There's no word on the length of the deal or the terms involved."
Jordan Norwood weighs in on the Browns Unis:
@jordaNorwood from a player's perspective . . . all whites again in 2012 or mix in some brown jerseys/orange pants/etc?
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@JJSteele3 I loved the all white! Wouldn't mind mixing it up though of course. As long is we rock those striped socks.
SI's Perloff's Mock Draft
Wow. Perloff has us trading up (giving up at least our #22) to #2 in order to grab RG3. Really?
Browns 2012 Free Agents
Of the UFA's listed, I'd say we keep Hillis, Dawson, DQ and Dimitri Patterson . . .
Peter King Thinks that Colt is The Guy
The Browns should build around Colt McCoy, not draft a quarterback in 2012 to replace him. I'd seen snippets of McCoy flailing around this year, but hadn't watched every throw of a game. And so I watched Thursday night to get some sense of the near- and long-term prospects of the former University of Texas quarterback. And I came away thinking the Browns should stick with him and use a rich 2012 draft to finally build the kind of offense around McCoy that any quarterback would need to succeed.
Mike Holmgren is a disciple of Bill Walsh. I remember when Walsh was shown a few plays of Charles Haley rushing the passer at James Madison; he told his scouts he really wanted him. "If we see him make a few plays like this, we can coach him to do it all the time,'' Walsh said, and he was proved a prophet -- Haley became a top NFL pass-rusher for San Francisco and Dallas.
Well, on Thursday night, I saw McCoy, with limited help from grade-D skill players, make enough plays to convince me he's not the problem. Now, I realize he made two or three idiotic throws in the second half -- and you're not going to win doing that consistently. But one of the bad throws came after he was concussed and should never have been put back in the game. And those throws have to be addressed.
But he did enough good things that I came away thinking: Use the three picks in the top 40 next April (Cleveland has its own first- and-second-round picks, plus Atlanta's first-rounder from the Julio Jones deal last April) to help McCoy, not replace him. Three plays showed a mature quarterback making good decisions:
1. On the first series of the game, using play-action, McCoy set up, looked over his options and found tight end Evan Moore down the left side on a crossing route with a step on linebacker Lawrence Timmons. The high-arcing pass settled into Moore's arms. Gain of 33.
2. Also on the first series, Josh Cribbs found a gap downfield in the left seam and McCoy made a great touch pass over cornerback Ike Taylor. Gain of 25.
3. In the third quarter, on third-and-eight, down 7-3, McCoy faced a five-man rush and moved up in the pocket. Feeling pressure, he threw the ball about five feet to the right of tight end Alex Smith, because that was the only window open to make the throw -- Troy Polamalu, Ryan Clark and William Gay converged on Smith and seemed ready to pancake him. But the throw was zipped in perfectly, Smith made a diving catch, and the Browns had a first down. Good judgment, great throw.
Of course, we wouldn't be talking about any of this if McCoy didn't make some brain-fart throws. But I believe he can be coached out of those -- it's what Bill Walsh would believe, watching him -- and I believe some of that stems from the fact that the Browns are a poor offensive team as a whole.
McCoy has holes. He also has a coach, Pat Shurmur, who can correct those, and is in an offense he's so well-suited to run. He's well-liked and respected in the locker room. If I'm Browns GM Tom Heckert, I'm looking for an offseason upgrade at wide receiver (the Browns need two), guard, running back and tight end ... before I even think about replacing the quarterback.
Clayton's Mailbag :: Browns Draft Dilema Question
Q: Big Browns fan here. A friend of mine and I endlessly debate the state of the Browns and draft strategy. Lately we're wondering whether Colt McCoy has shown enough this year. The Browns desperately need playmakers, and playmakers could help McCoy take another step forward. But the Browns' best chance at drafting a playmaker (their first pick in the 1st round) is the same pick they'd potentially use on a Landry/Barkley. What do you think?
Matt in Columbus, Ohio
A: You may be right. If there is a slam-dunk quarterback for the Browns to draft, they should do it. But I don't get the feeling they are going to get Andrew Luck or Matt Barkley. Is Robert Griffin III or Landry Jones that much better than McCoy? Good question. They might be better served to get a wide receiver with some deep speed. As great as Andy Dalton has been for the Bengals, he's having a great rookie season thanks to A.J. Green. That is the type of playmaker needed for the Browns.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7326264/nfl-2012-qb-landscape-hinges-matt-barkley-usc
Scott Fujitia's hand . . . post surgery (via his Facebook page where his message was "Enjoy your breakfast!")
"@TonyGrossi #Browns have waived snapper Ryan Pontbriand, confirms agent. End of an era on Browns special teams. Details on replacement to come.
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Don Banks and Phil Dawson Agree. Don't You?
From Banks' SI "Snap Judgements" section: • "It it a little known league rule that Cleveland and kicker Phil Dawson have to have something funky happen on a field goal try every week? After last week's ground-ball snap on a potential game-winning 22-yard field goal, Dawson this week had a missed late-game 38-yard field goal that may or may not have gone over the top of the right upright. Seems to me that's exactly when you do need the ability to use instant replay on a field goal try, not just when the officials can't quite tell if the ball went inside or outside of an upright."
Robiskie Waived!!!
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#BRowns waive WR Brian Robiskie to make room for RB Thomas Clayton. Wow.
Mustaches.
The Disappearing TJ Ward?
A good look at how the move to a 4-3 has affected TJ Ward . . .
James Walker continues his pre-season decimation of the Browns Offense
Here, our ESPN AFC North blogger tells us why the Bengals are doing more to help their young QB. Discuss.
Our favorite butterfingered WR gets raked over the Deadspin coals
Oh my this is entertaining . . .
Barry Cofield to the Skins
Damn. I thought that we might bring the big guy back to his hometown . . .
"Cleveland Browns Free Agency 101: How to Build a Winning Team"
Interesting write up that, while not earth shattering new, is still a worth taking a gander at . ..
SI.com Mock Draft--Browns take Bama DT
While I agree that our DL absolutely needs improvement I see eye to eye with our dearly departed leader who was quoted yesterday as saying that it is the Browns dearth of offensive playmakers that holds them back.
Anthony Gonzalez :: A Hated Man in Indy?
Last night at the annual Owners Meeting/bacchanal for my NYC based fantasy league, one guy who is originally from Indianapolis and who was at the Bengal game on Sunday mentioned to me that Anthony Gonzalez is quite the despised man by the Colt faithful. At the game, so I am told, Gonzo was booed each time he was shown on the jumbotron in his street clothes not so much for his inability to stay healthy but allegedly for speaking out against the coaching staff. And this was not just run of the mill booing for the sake of booing but truly venomous.
Not sure what his contract status is but would a homecoming for the former Ignatius/Buckeye be something Browns faithful would be enthusiastic about? With the Browns WR corps being borderline embarrassing as it stands now, I myself think that Gonzo could play the Shipley role for Colt in 2011 quite nicely. If he can stay healthy, that is...
Sporting News Predicts 20-17 Browns win Over NY Jets
My butcher is a Jet fan. The Greek guy who owns the diner across the street from my apartment is a Jet fan. MY WIFE IS A JET FAN. A win this Sunday would put me in seventh heaven (coupled with a terrible day for #17 in green) . . .
How do we poor Browns fans do it?
After reading the ill-advised fanpost this week from a misguided Steeler fan asking the members of DBN something to the effect of “How Do We Do It? Support the Browns Day In Day Out?”—and subsequently becoming so incensed that I had no choice but to stumble to my local and douse the flames with copious amounts of lager—I felt compelled to try and answer this question with a fanpost of my own. Sitting on the F train this morning, somewhere beneath the East River, two words came to mind as to why I do, year in year out, support the Cleveland Browns. Faith and character.
Faith, as the Danish existentialist Soren Kierkegaard saw it, is the act of believing in or accepting something that cannot be proven and has no tangible evidence. As Browns fans each year we listen to whatever GM/Head Coach that currently runs the team as he subtly pushes us to go out and buy tickets, to buy a jersey, get the DirecTV Sunday Ticket and we do it. We do it because we have faith that they have a plan and that our team will bring us joy on Sunday afternoons. We take the proverbial “leap of faith” even though there is no proof that we will be any better or win many games besides the empty words of a few men, a few positive scouting reports on new players and maybe even Sterling Sharpe picking us as his upset of the week (like this week) . My wife—a native New Yorker—cannot fathom why it is that I continue to take this hazardous leap but each and every Sunday I throw my “lucky” Browns shirt on and sit in front my TV full of faith and hope. And one day, one day soon I hope, some elegant celestial power (or just a fleet footed wide receiver who catches the ball and a strong armed QB who can get it to him) will swoop down like God did to Abraham as he was about to kill his son and grant me a winning team to support. You cannot really explain faith, it is beyond comprehension—totally ineffable. You just have it. My faith was borne from the halcyon days of my youth in suburban Akron watching Slaughter, Kosar, Matthews, Byner and Brennan. And it is solid as a rock.
As far as character goes, thats what is formed within us as Browns fans along the way. Watching victory after victory cruelly stolen away (or, more often than not, given away) we learn to deal with disappointment like few other fan bases . . .to not punch holes in the closet door after your wife has the guts to laugh about a loss . . . to not start doing shots of Fernet Branca one after another to dull the pain. We become stronger and better fans who are—whether or not they want to admit it—the envy of the rest of the league. How would most Steeler fans react to a string of losing seasons? Most would probably stick with their team but a good amount would run to the comforting arms of the Pats or Cowboys or Eagles. This is the truth.
But Browns fans, how do we do it? How do we keep coming back behind the woodshed for another beating?
Faith and character.
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Peter King Picking Browns to Upset Falcons
And the bandwagon starts to fill up . . . 23-21 Browns.
Boss Ward reportedly fined $15k for hit on Shipley
Still looks clean to me . . .
Kind words for Mangini out of Jet Camp
Just ran across this tidbit in the NY Post. The part about Mangini bottling up his emotions did not surprise me, but the voices of support from a few key Jets was nice to read:
" With a number of Jets players coming out with criticism of their former head coach, Eric Mangini, Cotchery and Nick Mangold had complimentary words for Mangini.
"I enjoyed playing for Mangini, and a lot of other guys did, too," Cotchery said. "You had only a few guys that didn't like it."
Said Mangold, "The biggest difference between [Rex Ryan and Mangini] is Rex wearing his emotions and intensity on his sleeves, whereas Eric kept most of that inside. Both are amazingly smart people and coaches and good guys to be around.'"
Lament for a Win . . .
Can you feel it? I can.
Its in the air like the toxins from a DeLillo novel and on my tongue like the guilt you can only find in the catholic church. Its right in front of my face and empirically impossible to deny and the smell, the smell is akin to the Merriman Valley in Akron when the wind shifts and brings the stench of the nearby waste management facility into the faux trendy bars. Its fall and its time for varying degrees of failure dressed in Brown and Orange as well as Scarlett and Grey.
Born into this like MF Doom we cannot help but to live and mostly die on autumn weekends with only alcohol to numb the embarrassing pain that New Yorkers and Bostonians cannot fathom. We die young and we die often with our Bernie Kosar jerseys but, like demented lemmings, we keep coming back for more.
My wife doesn’t understand it and my affinity for this pain is ineffable, irrational. But right now, right this second, as the lights of Times Square invade my office I am looking forward to kick off at 4:15pm this Sunday. Hoping that I will sleep soundly and wake up unafraid of the sports section and ESPN.com.
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