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      <title>OT: Mariah Carey's First Pitch</title>
      <link>http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/5/30/542449/ot-mariah-carey-s-first-pi</link>
      <author>Lidocaine</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 15:01:04 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;OT: Mariah Carey's First&amp;nbsp;Pitch at a baseball game.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I saw this video on YouTube this morning and I thought I'd share the laugh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It wasn't just the first pitch that was funny to me, but the whole setup. Mascots and all...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5p8jXfiwj8&amp;amp;feature=related&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do any of you have other funny "first pitches" that you can remember?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OT: Mariah Carey's First&amp;nbsp;Pitch at a baseball game.&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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      <title>Goofus for President
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      <link>http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/3/9/1194/08097</link>
      <author>Lidocaine</author>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:19:04 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;and PantsMan for VP. &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;
Why Not?&lt;br /&gt;
Go to the window. Open it up. Yell.&lt;br /&gt;
I want Goofus.&lt;br /&gt;
I want PantsMan.&lt;/p&gt;



  

  


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      <title>Giants Picked to Win World Series
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      <link>http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/3/7/132515/8748</link>
      <author>Lidocaine</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:25:15 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;Giants Picked as Longshots to Win the World Series --&lt;br /&gt;
No Kidding: &lt;a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=As2a1vZc6CVSayEfx7DiohEo0bYF?slug=anonbettingmansworldseri&amp;amp;prov=tsn&amp;amp;type=lgns"&gt;http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=As2a1vZc6CVSayEfx7DiohEo0bYF?slug=anonbettingmansworldseri&amp;amp; ;prov=tsn&amp;amp;type=lgns&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;



  

  


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      <title>What is a Gamer?
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      <link>http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/3/5/14302/81523</link>
      <author>Lidocaine</author>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:30:01 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;What is a Gamer? (asked in a deep, gritty voice, with meaning and great purpose)&lt;/p&gt;



  

  


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