Liquid Pantyhose

  • joined Apr 08, 2009
  • last login Apr 16, 2014
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Lifelong SF Giants and SF 49ers fan. Previous and current reformed Golden State Warriors fan.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB San Francisco Giants
  • NBA Golden State Warriors
  • NFL San Francisco 49ers
  • NCAAB Duke Blue Devils
  • NHL Pittsburgh Penguins
  • Golf Tiger Woods
  • Boxing Mike Tyson
  • Soccer Sutter Creek Buffaloes
  • Cycling Pee-Wee Herman
  • Wrestling Hulk Hogan
  • Summer Olympics '92 Dream Team
User Blog

Here's My Friggin' Mock Draft

Like some of you, I'm still reeling from the most recent 49er player arrested. The feces has really gotten out of hand. I've been on a verbal tirade (inside my head) for the last 24 hours and I...


My Pre-Every Important Off-Season Event Mock Draft

Let's begin, shall we? Shall we?!! This box contains over 217 bits and pieces of information. Evidence ... Okay, on to the mock. This mock draft is assuming a couple of things that are, of course,...


Yo, Perrish! What's the 411 on Seattle's D?

I just remembered that Cox actually played in two games for Seattle this season (a 12/15 win at NYG, and a 12/22 loss to AZ). This is wishful thinking, but perhaps he can provide some shred of info...

Matt Maiocco Chat at 1:00 pst

The always informative Matt Maiocco hosts a chat with 49er fans.


The World Series may have already been played. We'll come out just fine.

Aha! First of all, the problem with the folks who don’t want Brian Wilson back is that they fancy themselves as dice men. How dare you. Don’t you remember that’s what befell Scott Rolen in...


If Lebron Retired Today, Would He Be Hall of Fame Worthy?

Career highlights and awards 2× NBA champion (2012–2013) 2× NBA Finals MVP (2012–2013) 4× NBA Most Valuable Player (2009–2010, 2012–2013) 9× NBA All-Star (2005–2013) 2× NBA...


Two Picks In Top-20 Mock Draft: This Will Happen

It's become abundantly clear that the 49ers will make at least one draft-day trade. I, and I'm sure many of you, believe they will make several draft-day trades. Trading down only makes...


Quick and Dirty Mock

Consider this a revision of any of my previous mocks. As the title suggests, this is quick and dirty. No explanation... no justifications (although I have them)… no harangue about who we...


Trade Out of First Round Mock Draft

Read it and weep. #31 (To Tennessee for 2013 #70 and 2014 1st round pick) #34 (from Kansas City): Jesse Williams, Defensive Tackle/End 6’3” 323 Alabama #61: Eric Reid, Free...


The Sexiest 2013 49ers Mock Draft Around

Okay, I'll admit it right off the bat; I'm no Mel Kiper Jr. However, like Kiper, I am insane. Additionally, I do have the Internet, so I can satisfy my steamiest (and most absurd) draft fantasies...

Draft John Henson!

Warriors were 28th in rebounding, 29th in points allowed, and dead last in rebounds allowed with 45.9 per game last season. Henson needs to bulk up and is still raw, but his defense and rebounding skills would help immediately.


Site Decorum: Remember, We Are ALL 49er Fans

I felt the need to remind everyone to keep things civil on this great community forum for 49er fans. I know several of the moderators do a good job of telling people to cool it when they are going...


49ers Will Regret Not Taking Jared Crick

I know a lot of people were scratching their heads after the 2011 draft and during free agency last season, but HarBaalke & Company really came through with the players they picked/signed. I have...


49er 7-Round Mock Draft: I'll Show You Mine, If You Show Me Yours

I've seen various mock drafts for the 49ers over the weeks and I'm beginning to tire over the Fleener-Hill-Randle 1st round debate. What I'd like to see are everyone's 7-round mock drafts for the...

Where does Tebow go?

I'd take him as an H-Back, but that isn't happening.


Costanzo gone

2 years with Chicago.


Wide Receiver isn't our biggest need

Our WRs were awful in the NFC championship game...or were they? Yes, Crabtree had 3 drops, etc., but doesn't it start with Alex Smith? A great QB can make a decent WR look great. Eddie Royal had...

Steve Mariucci still haunted by the Tom Brady pick he didn’t make

I just puked reading this. I hate looking back and asking, "What could have been..."...but, what could have been.

New deal not coming easily for DeSean Jackson and Eagles

Reason number 37 why the Niners should steer clear of this guy.

Complete List of 49er Free Agents

Maiocco breaks down every 49er who will be a free agent on March 13.


Alex Smith Is Our Guy, but Josh Johnson is an UFA

I don't like our depth at quarterback at all. Tolzien is a complete unknown and Kaepernick is as raw as they come right now. Johnson played for Harbuagh at San Diego and is on record as saying he...


Pass Defense

Niners rank second in the league in passes defensed (deflected?) with 24 and rank third in INTs with 5.


The Case For Trading Frank Gore

I know, it seems sacrilegious, ridiculous, absurd, etc. Hear me out: Gore is 28.M any, though not all, running backs start to show decline around this age. Even if he didn't show a marked dropoff,...


Trade Idea: Merriman to the 49ers

Maybe a fresh start is what this guy needs. He's only 26! I know he's injury prone, but I'd take a shot on a guy who may still have awesome potential. The Niners don't have a true, double-digit...



So, we've got 120+ hours to go till the draft. I've seen various mock drafts having the Niners taking everyone from C.J. Spiller and Clausen, to Haden and Thomas, to Brandon Graham and Taylor Mays...


So much for Ravens OT Jared Gaither coming to the Niners.

Turns out the trade talk by the Ravens was a ploy to get Gaither to come to spring workouts? I know many of you didn't like having to give up a 2nd rounder for Gaither anyway, but I think it would...


Niners must address their O-line issues in FA

The Niners need to sign offensive guard Chester Pitts (assuming he passes a physical). I've read that the Ravens would be willing to trade offensive tackle Jared Gaither for a 2nd round pick...


49ers need to take some risks in free agency, then the draft could set them up for a SB run

The 49ers need to sign cornerback, Pacman Jones. Talented cover man and returner, both things the Niners need. And he is young. Is he risky, obviously given his past, but I think it is worth it....


Another Trade Proposal to Consider

Trade Frank Gore to the Seahawks for their 1st Round-14th pick, trade Nate Clements and a second round pick to the Browns for their 1st round-7th pick. Niners take the best available at 7...

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