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It's time we addressed the REAL stadium issue

     Wolff's talk about a new Fenway or Wrigley leads me to wonder:  What does he plan to do with the left field fence?  Will powerful electromagnetic fields attempt to duplicate Chicago's ground-rule ivy or the line-drive-killing, fly-ball-glorifying effects of the green monster?  Will the wall around the stadium be a gigantic mobius strip, with the half-twist out in left, ensuring that any ball hit out there will fall into an interdimensional vortex and never return?  Or does Wolff just mean that once he's built this place, he doesn't want to spring for a new one for at least 90 years?
     All this is just distracting us from the real issue: by building in Fremont, Wolff is giving up on the opportunity of a lifetime, a chance to go with the one stadium plan that everyone can agree on.  Monkeyball's proposed floating stadium would not only be the greatest ballpark in baseball history; when sailing in international waters, it could be a country unto itself!  To this end, and to supplement the great Monkey's versification, I have composed an unofficial national anthem for this new Athletics-Nation-state-to-be:

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Can it be done?
Yeah! Bring on the concession stands with $30 seasickness pills!
1 votes
Sure thing! I have no idea what you're talking about, but sign me up for the bandwagon!
3 votes
Of course it can! But leave the rhyming to the monkey, you freakish, bear-child-loving lake bird!
0 votes
No. I am totally lame, and suck at life, and am therefore too stupid to recognize Monkeyball's floating stadium idea for the pure, untarnished genius that it is.
7 votes
Absolutely! Buy a couple decomissionsed aircraft carriers, and slap the stadium on top of 'em like a catameran!
11 votes
Yes, yes, yes! Sail out of California waters, and hellllllo bleachers beer hawkers!
2 votes
No question! Revenues would skyrocket, and the cost of building a gigantic ship is nothing to the price of bay area real estate!
1 votes
Certainly! Just call up Wolff and threaten to write more of these if he won't agree!
1 votes
For sure! And once the A's have their own country, Haren can carry medicinal herbs in his diplomatic pouch!
3 votes
You bet! Technical difficulties are easy to surmount once you have an unofficial anthem!
1 votes

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One lunatic's "Keys To The [rest of the] ALCS!"

     I originally posted this diary over at Bleed Cubbie Blue, but since interest in the Sox/Angels series is just as strong over here, I figured I'd cross-post it (with a few slight changes)....

     I worked this out coming home from work last night, turned on the game (on the radio -- despite Joe Morgan's color "analysis," I'll take Jon Miller's descriptions over a FOX TV broadcast any day of the week) and almost immediately heard Pods getting caught stealing.  So now that it's too late for me to look like a game 1 prophet, probably the rest of the series will go exactly against my expectations.  Even so....

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What's the /real/ key to the ALCS?
Sox (not) taking advantage of Angels' tired players and depleted (i.e. no Colon) pitching staff
1 votes
Keeping Pods or Figgins off the bases
0 votes
Who cares?! It's not the A's!!!
4 votes
Wearing high socks
5 votes
Smart Ball(TM)
0 votes
Fans remembering to use their lucky pencils
1 votes
Pods and company (not) running into outs
5 votes
Playoff Experience(TM) and Veteran Savvy(TM)
0 votes
Angels' starters (not) going long enough to save/restore their bullpen
1 votes
Drawing walks and hitting home runs
2 votes

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One lunatic's "Keys To The [rest of the] ALCS!"

     I worked this out coming home from work last night, turned on the game (on the radio -- despite Joe Morgan's color "analysis," I'll take Jon Miller's descriptions over a FOX TV broadcast any day of the week) and almost immediately heard Pods getting caught stealing.  So now that it's too late for me to look like a game 1 prophet, probably the rest of the series will go exactly against my expectations.  Even so....

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What's the /real/ key to the ALCS?
Angels' starters (not) going long enough to restore their bullpen
1 votes
Drawing walks and hitting homeruns
0 votes
Sox (not) taking advantage of Angels' tired players and depleted (i.e. no Colon) pitching staff
0 votes
Keeping Pods or Figgins off the bases
0 votes
Who cares?! It's not the Cubs!!!
3 votes
High socks or low socks
0 votes
Smart Ball(TM)
0 votes
Which team's fans remember to use their lucky pencils
6 votes
Pods and company (not) running into outs
2 votes
Playoff Experience(TM) and Veteran Savvy(TM)
0 votes

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