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  • joined Oct 23, 2009
  • last login Aug 01, 2014
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"My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts!"

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"I'm smart. I'm literate. He's the opposite of those things."

Former Iowa Hawkeye A.J. Edds was recently signed by the Indianapolis Colts to bolster their linebacker depth.  The Indy Star listens in as Edds holds court on fellow teammate and friend Pat...

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NYT: The Geography of College Football Fans

Over at the New York Times "The Quad" blog, Nate Silver (he of FiveThirtyEight.com politics fame) turns his considerable big brain to the world of college football given the raging...

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Epic Thoughts & Prayers

  Wishing former Hawkeye Brett Greenwood an epic, full and speedy recovery. Greenwood suffered an apparent heart attack and collapsed while working out on PV's football field about 3 p.m. He was...

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Hawkeye Fan Punks ESPN blogger

Alright, is there a Black Heart Gold Pants denizen named "Hawkeye Joe" around?  If not, which one of you punked Brian Bennett over at ESPN? Hawkeye Joe from St Joseph, Mo., writes: Brian, hear me...

(embiggen) The presidential motercade's counter-assault team is codenamed "Hawkeye Renegade." ...

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(embiggen) The presidential motercade's counter-assault team is codenamed "Hawkeye Renegade." Yes, I'd pay double to see that movie.

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Shakespearean Opponents: Northwestern Wildcats

The Iowa-Northwestern Shakespearean Opponents. The parallels are striking to Iowans -- who aren't above a little name calling -- conversant in the Bard.

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Shakespearean Opponents: Indiana Hoosiers

(Bumped, naturally. -- Ross) "The Tempest" The parallels are striking to Iowans conversant in the Bard. Our revels now are ended. These Hoosiers,As I foretold you, were all spirits, andAre...

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Shakespearean Opponents: Michigan State Spartans

A look at Iowa's upcoming game against the Michigan State Spartans, through the eyes of the Bard. Here, Mark Dantonio and Chris L. Rucker are Iago and Roderigo. Of course.

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Shakespearean Opponents: Wisconsin Badgers

(It's no pancake batter bukkake, but it's still excellent. -- Ross) "Richard II; Henry IV, Part 1; Henry IV, Part 2; Henry V" Hayden Fry: King Richard IIKirk Ferentz: Henry Bolingbroke/King Henry...

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NSFW: Translating Obscenities to Your Kids on "Family Weekend"

IOWA CITY (BHGP) -- When the Iowa Hawkeyes host the Wisconsin Badgers this Saturday at historic Kinnick Stadium fans can expect an epic tilt on the gridiron -- and in the stands. Who schedules...

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Shakespearean Opponents: Michigan Wolverines

BHGP sees the inherent similarities between Rich Rodriguez, the Michigan Wolverines, William Shakespeare's Richard III, and the Iowa Hawkeyes.

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Bye Week: The season's caesura

(Bacon Pancakes? Yeah, that's an automatic bump -- Ross) The bye week is a desolate caesura devoid of any meaning or life, not unlike the fallow field hidden under the deep snows of winter. The...

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Shakespearean Opponents: Penn State Nittany Lions

The weekly feature of Shakespearean Opponents comes through in a big way, as Ricky Stanzi is revealed to be the Marc Antony to Joe Paterno's Julius Caesar. For realsies.

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Shakespearean Opponents: Ball State Cardinals

What does Saturday's Iowa-Ball State football game have to do with William Shakespeare? So, so much--if you're willing to look for parallels.

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Shakespearean Opponents: Arizona Wildcats

[Bumped, and I'm kind of in lust with these. But it's normal, totally normal, don't fight it yo.--AJ] "The Scottish Play"* Kirk Ferentz: M./the Scottish King Mike Stoops: Banquo The parallels are...

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Shakespearean Opponents: Iowa State Cyclones

"Much Ado About Nothing" Iowa: Don Pedro ISU: Don John The parallels are striking to Iowans conversant in the Bard. Don Pedro (Iowa), a Spanish prince having returned from a successful campaign (in...

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