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MARV COOK CATCHES THE BALL AT THE 5

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If we did, you would already know Skynet.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 10:22p
More horizontal like.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 10:10p - 1 reply
Not an Exocet, exited the water vertically.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 10:05p - 2 replies
Looks like Polaris fail.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:45p - 1 reply
No shit.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:30p
The War Dept. is excited for football season, but bummed about the expansion.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:27p - 1 reply
I would assume The Learning Channel going to hell would be more offensive.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 8:59p - 1 reply
Good lord.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 6:24p
With steam built up beforehand, and the fire going good, that should have been enough to get it done.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 6:20p
I don't think so.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 24 2014, 10:29a
BUT THEY DIDN'T GET SHUTOUT PitS!!!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 10:36p
That's all.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 10:30p - 1 reply
Yeah.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 10:30p - 1 reply
Last time I followed their entertainment advice I was up till 3 waiting for a non-existent meteor shower.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 10:28p - 1 reply
Even the toppings get ridiculous.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 9:57p - 1 reply
If the gyro makes the cut the taco must as well.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 8:51p - 1 reply
Presumably variations are fair game, else the Cuban would be 86'd by the hot ham and cheese.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 8:34p
We used to have Bloom County, Calvin and Hobbes, and The Far Side 7 days a week.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:15p - 1 reply
Braunschweiger is better than Reuben.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:10p - 2 replies
Reuben?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:10p
Try some powdered French onion soup or ranch mix in the cream cheese.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 6:05p - 1 reply
Yeah, geese are #teamnofucks.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 6:01p
Lazy ass seniors weren't rowing the boat hard enough.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 6:00p
It's not just you fellas.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 10:32a
That's nice.
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT IS USING A WITTY TITLE AGAIN on Jul 23 2014, 12:14a
That's exactly what I mean.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 11:43p - 1 reply
Yeah, it's about time for somebody to get too drunk and lose their shit.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 11:06p - 1 reply
The kid from the 5th was Lance Corporal underground word of mouth.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 11:04p - 1 reply
The skin I'm thinking of is usually used for solid waste evacuation.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 11:03p - 1 reply
I seem to recall an incident from the Silent Drill Team that involved edge dressing in a more sensitive spot.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 10:56p - 1 reply
These would suit you then.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 10:49p - 1 reply
Ineffective running and lacking vision don't discout several things.
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT IS USING A WITTY TITLE AGAIN on Jul 22 2014, 10:46p - 1 reply
ISU may fail, but they do it in a theoretically interesting manner.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 10:23p - 1 reply
My black dress shoes need replaced.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 10:18p - 1 reply
You know it homie.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 10:16p - 1 reply
Oh holy shit the new TMNT movie trailer is great.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 8:40p
I'm sure IH8 is a great guy.
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT IS USING A WITTY TITLE AGAIN on Jul 22 2014, 7:34p - 1 reply
I've seen it on a firearms related board a handful of times.
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT IS USING A WITTY TITLE AGAIN on Jul 22 2014, 5:39p
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Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT IS USING A WITTY TITLE AGAIN on Jul 22 2014, 5:35p - 1 reply
I've worked midnights at times.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:17p - 1 reply
I went and got a haircut, and took oldest girl out to breakfast.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:01p - 1 reply
Flogging is too good for people that do that.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 2:31p - 1 reply
Oh I know.
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: DREW OTT IS YOUR HAY BALE TOSS CHAMPION on Jul 22 2014, 1:03p - 1 reply
As long as we're making fun of SEC scheduling...
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: DREW OTT IS YOUR HAY BALE TOSS CHAMPION on Jul 22 2014, 12:36p - 1 reply
Four rows or nothing.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:54p - 1 reply
Exactly.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:51p
That's regularly scheduled programming then.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:48p
Bummer.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:44p - 1 reply
Truth.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:42p
Between liver taste and keeping an eye out for shot
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:41p - 1 reply
Go be responsible then.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:39p
WOOOOOOOOOOO
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:39p - 1 reply
It's Friday night for me!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:37p - 2 replies
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