Mayn dis game made me so angry i cat even describe it mayn i had ta juss go ta sleep before i short circuited mayn less git right to it afta de jump

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Ayyy wuss poppin yall u alreddy kno whu it iz yung MAYNHOLUP back in da sota from cali mayn an dayummm yall im SO fuckin hyped about tanight im on mah way to de Target centa right now iss gon be hoppin iss gon be jumpin mayn iss gon be supa thowed i cant wait!

Mayn we all been waitin for dis day like dayum near three years now mayn im gettin like kind uv emotinal juss thinkin bout it mayn i love de wolves!

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Wuss poppin CH u alreddy kno who it is, yung MAYNHOLUP righ here mayn an im bout to move out ta Cali mayn! You kno i gotta keep it wun hundid fo de south doe so in honor of dis slowazz bitch-made lockout, de kill, an mos uv all B-Easy i'm puttin up my personal favortie song uv all time from de classic UGK album Ridin' Dirty.

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i aint seen o fan post mayn so idecided ta throw wun up cant waiyt ta wacth dis game mayn aldoe im pissed we dont have Luke Ridnour tanigh cuz i hate Jonny Flynn but im rootin fo him ta have a big game yall lessss goooooO!!!!!

also mayn i almos rolled up mah cats catnip insted uv de kill dis time! ah mayn!!!! i wudda been supa thowed!!! cant believe dat shit yall! Less go!

we startyed out thowd less keep it up smoke sumn biiietch mayn 

i nnedd 75 words so here it iz mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn mayn

im sick uv dat logic mayn...u could say we tanked de whole season, buit dis "Rambis wuz playing Hollins and Sahsa an not Love b/c we were tanking" argument iz complete bullshit. When dat whole thang started we were stuck at secxond worst record. we had no reason to believe NJ would suddenly win all doze games, so der wuz really no way our draft % would change at all. look it up mayn. so shut up wit all dat bullshtiu were yall watching de wolves las syear cuz i wuz even if i wuz gone off de kill right.

also mayn, dis makes Rambis look much worse den befo. clueless why he tanked games dat werent gonna chnage shit bout our draft chances. maybe he really though t Hollins wuz thowed?

maynnn check dis out mayn izz ROTHER VANDROSS

CH stand up!!!!

Iss draft day 2010. u all aready know wut de stakes iz taday. i juss have a couple thangs ta say about dis draft

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Timberwolves fan, de day haz finally come mayn. Mayn i been busy all week gettin thowed, kickin it wit GRLHOLUP, an graduating from college mayn I am officially a yung scholar now mayn dass why dey call me Yung John Locke. But today iz de day Timberwolves luck changes foeva. May 18th,2010 we gon remember az de day we got THOWED mayn an dat de Woves got roster got thowed too!

Lass time I wrote wun uv dee posts people wuz arguin bout blog stuff mayn an de wolves wuz bout ta lose their record breaking 20-some game in a row. But we came tagetha, sipped on dat fine drank an chiefed on de killest uv kills an we won mayn.

Dis whut we have ta do tanight mayn cuz iss gon be so amazing when we land de NUMBA 1 pick. I love Evan Turner too, but e star in dis draft iz Wall, an he gon be a beass. Also, 1-4 are really not bad I thank Favors gon be thowed an i agree wit SnP bout Cousins. Basically, we can't lose dis one mayn.

Dass why de Lottery song iz "Doin Just Fine" by de greatest mucisian ever. Brandon Roy, we doin' just fine without you. Steph Curry, homei we don't need no help. Fuck y'all ya feel me cuz iss bout de Wolves an we cant keep looking at our past mayn, dat shit dont help. Iss bout de future which starts TODAY. LESS GIT IT MAYN IF ANYWUN SOBER AT 8 TANIGH YOU FUCKIN UP CUZ WE SMOKIN OVA HERE MAYNNNNN!

WOLVES MAYN

Maynnn wuss good Canis Hoopus! U alreddy kno whu it iz mayn an righ now I got sum word fo aywun who been plexin mayn or juss down on de wolves mayn.

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Wuss good yall u alreddy kno whu it iz MAYNHOLUP aka Yung John Locke mayn wuss poppin. So i wuz steddy chiefin on de kill taday mayn u know how i do when mah dayum cell phone rang! It wuz dis broad from de Twolves invitin me ta de Rookie Dinner wit dat boi Kahn on de 18th uv December mayn! De wolves love me mayn cuz mah season tickets be thowed believe dat 125 a pop two tix each game mayn it is whut it is. 

Dis dinner could be so legendary mayn! What do yall want me ta ask de boi David? Ima axe him straight up bout Rudy Gay fa show mayn but holla at me if der' anyshit yall wanna kno cuz MAYNHOLUP iz a master uv interrogation mayn dey been trynna git me ta join da army o sum shit but im like nahh mayn dey ont een let u chief on kill mayn?!!?

So holla at me mayn, i got dat inside track mayn David migh be able ta talk hs way round de media but dis here MAYNHOLUP im too thowed fo dat. I like Kahn doe on de real 

Mayn hol up looks like de boi David Kahn migh have gotten his hands on sum uv dat Blue Dream kill i been chiefin on an leaked de schedule ahead uv time cuz he wuz juss a lil too thowed. Mayn iss all good doe dey cant fine us too much money mayn but dis a good sign i thank cuz it shows de boi Kahn know dat us hud only chief on de kill an not dat dirt shit dey be smokin on ova in Wisconsin mayn fuck yall mayn ya doja de worss

from ESPN mayn:  

NEW YORK -- The NBA has fined three teams an undisclosed amount for leaking details of their schedules before the league released them.

The Cleveland Cavaliers, Houston Rockets and Minnesota Timberwolves were penalized, an official with knowledge of the decisions told The Associated Press on Monday. The official requested anonymity because the fines weren't publicly announced.

The NBA will release its 2009-10 schedule on Tuesday afternoon. The league forbids teams to release any details before then.

Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press

wuss good yall i wuz steddy chiefin on de kill mayn an i saw dat de boi K Love on de BS Report taday mayn he steddy talkin wit de boi Bill SImmons mayn about dem Wolves an otha tjangs mayn dis boi know how ta talk to de media mayn juss like David Khan mayn.

http://espn.go.com/nba

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Righ now mayn i feel like iss gotta be Childress mayn. He has positioned de Vikings to need lottery-type luck ta even be in de division chase now mayn. We gon be facin de two bess yung QB's in de league 4 times a year now mayn. 

An dont front like I aint know all de sh*t McHale's done mayn. Iss different. Vikings were positioned to be ELITE. we wuz ONE position away frum completein de team, an de BEST POSSIBLE scenairo came up wit Cutler. instead uv ouncin on dat we PASS?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!

IM sorry mayn i feel betrayed in every way possible mayn an McHale NEVER made me feel like dis. Foye for ROy was BAD, but Tarvaris fuckin Jackson over Jay Cutler is infinitely worse mayn.

kill me now mayn.

Since we keep winnin mayn lets get some funny posts goin here mayn! 

What are yall favorite things these two guys say? Mayn dey may be homers but i wunnit have it any udder way mayn i love deze guys Hanny has a great voice (PAUSE) 

My two favorites by far:

- When Hanny reminisces uv watched J Pete as a young boy. haha mayn

- The nightly "Where would we be without our friends?" plug for Friends. haha i love it.

watchall thank mayn?

Ay mayn u already kno who it is young MAYN HOL UP bout to go in on de Vikes stadium situation mayn less do dis!

I mean,,,basically mayn i wanna know why yall think a new stadium is so needed?

1. Above all else, The Metrodome remains wun of de only true home field advantage arenas in all of the NFL. Real talk word to Bill Simmons.

2. De new stadium everybody talkin bout would be an open roof ( not even retractable). Dat's de equivalent of removing Adrian petersons right leg or somethin to this team, who win just 1 outdoor game per year (and dose are always de ones in FLorida not cold areas like here mayn).

3. Whats so bad about the metrodome? I go to about 3 games a year mayn an i have nuttin but love for dat place. It's not a dump as yall say it is, it has character and history. How does a new stadium REALLY affect the fans? you want cushioned seats or anything? Nah mayn, nah.

So i mean unless we absolutely NEED a new stadium to stay in Minnesota i dont see the point at all mayn git at me!

ISS MAYN HOL UP IN DIS PIECE MAYN!

u already know who it is yall, de legendary MAYN HOL UP bout to wreck dis here site mayn!!! mayn i'm a die hard Vikings fan mayn and i'm glad to be here witchall mayn cuz im bout dat purple in mo ways den wun if you know wut i be talkin bout mayn!

Anyways mayn we boutta go in on de Vikes option at de QB position here mayn

1. Carson Palmer. Dey finna blow thangs up in Cincy mayn an dis dude righ here de exact QB we need mayn! He comin off injuries but mayn hol up dis dude used ta be a top 3 QB mayn so if he's available we neeta snatch dude up quick mayn!

2. If we can git Cassell I mean i guess we have to do it but i ont even know mayn. Warner stayin put so is McNabb. Here sum dudes i on't even wonna mess wit mayn:

- Byron Leftwhich (nah mayn...nah)

- Matt Leinart (two words mayn: beer bong. nah mayn)

- Tarvaris Jackson (keep him as a backup, not de starter MAYN HOL UP)

Dass about it for now mayn dis gon be a hot topic so git on de grind no plexin an less do dis maynnn!!

The trade was: 

Rashad "I'M ONLY USEFUL IN XBOX LIVE GAMES" McCants

and

Jason "NO I'M NOT MY BROTHER JARON, OH WAIT YOU DONT KNOW WHO HE IS EITHER" Collins.

for

Gerald "I'M LIKE THE ABSOLUTE, DREAMLIKE, BEST CASE SCENARIO OF COREY BREWER" Wallace.

Umm...why did this not happen mayn? I mean, the deal was reportedly a done deal. People in the locker room were reportedly acting like it already happened? This also explains why Rashad completely mailed it in, although that would've happened if this wasnt rumored anyways.

I mean....lets look at dis for a second mayn:

Kevin Love + Mike Miller + Cardinal = 19 PPG, 15 RPG, 5.5 APG.

OJ Mayo + Marko Suckich + Greg  Buckner = 23 PPG, 5.5 RPG, 4.5 APG

AND thats with Love And Miller stuggling mightily for most of the season, while OJ is likely only going to add a couple points to those numbers at most.

So, even with the two key components of the trade sturggling for most of the year, we still made out a lot better when you throw in the salary we saved. 

When, Love and Miller click, and it's starting to happen with Kevin, we're gonna be looking at a combined 25, 18, and 7 from them.

DIS GOT ME SAYIN MAYN HOL UP! WHERE DE LOVE HATERZ AT NOW MAYN I WOULD BURN ONE WIT DAT DUDE ON DAT KILLUM FROM PORTLAND MAYN!