Lawyer, Raconteur, Cocktalian, Sarcastic Jerk.
Them that don't know him won't like him, and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him. He ain't wrong; he's just different, and his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right.
"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche