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Lawyer, Raconteur, Cocktalian, Sarcastic Jerk.

Them that don't know him won't like him, and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him. He ain't wrong; he's just different, and his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right.

"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche

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User Blog

Texans Dismantle Titans: We Laugh Here


Post-game open thread.

Texans @ Titans: 4Q Open Thread



Texans @ Titans: 3Q Open Thread


More commenting. Kenny Rogers doggerel.

Texans @ Titans: Second Quarter Open Thread


The game continues. So does the commenting. Do it here.

The Pregame: When Hate Comes Easy


If you can't find things to hate about the Titans, you're just not trying.

Andre Johnson, AFC Offensive POTM


A nice award for the great one, just to hold him over until he hoists the Lombardi in a few months.

MNF: Get Drunk Watching A Train Wreck!


It's not about the game; it's about how canned you can get while watching the game.

2DH: The Two-Game Hangover [UPDATED]


Because there were two games. Get it?

The Pregame: Week 11, 2012


Jacksonville rides the hate train into Houston.

Dobbins Fined $30K


Hit on Cutler, while technically legal, still draws a flag and takes a chunk from Dobbins' wallet. Because that's the NFL for you.

2DH: Gone 'Til November


This is where something witty would go. Unfortunately, I've got nothin'. UPDATE: BBQU added!

Texans - 13, Bears - 6: Post Game Open Thread


Eight wins. One loss. Because that's how KJax and Co. roll.

Texans @ Bears: Fourth Quarter Open Thread.


It's the fourth quarter. Here's a thread. It's open.

Texas Lead Bears 10-3 At Half


It's true. They do!

Texans @ Bears: Second Quarter Gameday Thread


This is the quarter that comes after the first.

2DH: Just Another Sunday In The Neighborhood


On meeting Hayes Carll, tailgating with great people, jinxing games by my mere presence, and chimichurri. Also stats.

The Pregame: Texans v. Bills, Wk. 9


Your weekly recommended dose of haterade.

TNF Open Thread: Chiefs @ Chargers


Great googly moogly!

2DH: About The Bye


Taking a look at the history of the bye week, copyright law, Beauty & The Beast, winning percentages, and this thing in Mississippi.

2DH: Epitaphs & Mayonnaise


Playing a team named after a Poe reference? Sounds like a good time to discuss death! And mayonnaise-based BBQ sauces. And Michigan football. YAY, RANDOMNESS!

Texans - 43, Ravens -13: Post Game Open Thread


Continuing the celebratory discussion here.

Game Day Open Thread: Texans v. Ravens, 4Q


Fourth quarter. Discuss.

Game Day Open Thread: Texans v. Ravens, 3Q


A thread to discuss the developing beatdown of the Baltimore Ravens. Or just to make "Joe Flacco is elite?" jokes. Whatever.

Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Ravens, 2Q


Johnathan Joseph just picked off this post as I was writing it.

The Pregame: Hating The Ratbirds


Will Baltimore stay undefeated against Houston? Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

2DH: Introducing Uncomfortable Plot Summaries


Wherein we redefine some movies, talk about boobs, reference Kenny Rogers, and throw some numbers around.

Texans As Redheaded Stepchildren: Post-Game Thread


Well, that was a beating.

Texans v. Packers, Third Quarter Open Thread


Hey, it's the third quarter!

Second Quarter Open Thread: Packers v. Texans


It's the second quarter. Here's your thread. Yay.

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