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Lawyer, Raconteur, Cocktalian, Sarcastic Jerk.

Them that don't know him won't like him, and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him. He ain't wrong; he's just different, and his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right.

"MDC: Droppin' knowledge like a librarian with Parkinson's." --Jonathan Loesche

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User Blog

Texans - 26, Panthers - 13: Post-Game Open Thread

Look, we know the final score of a preseason game doesn't matter. Heck, the Rams won all four of theirs last year. That said, after being sans footed balls for what felt like roughly 37 years,...

If You Want To See This Seventh Card, You're Gonna Stop Speakin' Sputnik!

One Texans fan opines on the types of wagers he wishes he could make concerning the 2012 Houston Texans.

BREAKING: J.J. Watt, Brandon Brooks Injured

Per the Twitter Machine, J.J. Watt left practice with "an arm injury" and Brandon Brooks was "taken off field by Houston training staff." As should be obvious by my use of vague, Twitter-sourced...

Battle Red Bag, Vol. 15: And We'll Both Ride Home In My Battle Red Bag


After a hiatus, it's back and it's Bag. Battle Red Bag, Vol. 15. Featuring NWA, Archer, peanut butter, and Erin Esurance.

To Bag Or Not To Bag, That Is The Question


If it's summer, it must be Bag Time. Return of the Battle Red Bag!

Whitney Mercilus Wasn't Born In Texas, But He Got There As Fast As He Could


The Houston Texans take Whitney Mercilus. So, There's That.

With The Thirty-Second Pick In The 2012 BRB Mock Draft, The New York Giants Select...


The final selection of the 2012 BRB Mock Draft. The Giants are on the clock.

Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (4/21/2012)


Saturday Night Open Thread. Let's Talk About Stuff.

With The Twenty-Eighth Pick In The 2012 BRB Mock Draft, The Green Bay Packers Select...


Mockcount Double Check. The Green Bay Packers pick in the 2012 BRB Mock Draft.

Toward A Revised Draft Theory, Version 4.0


BRB Working Papers: Revision 4.0 of advanced NFL draft theory.

With The Twenty-Fourth Pick In The 2012 BRB Mock Draft, The Pittsburgh Steelers Select...


Mock On, Yinzers. The Pittsburgh Steelers make their pick in the 2012 BRB Mock Draft.

With The Eighteenth Pick In The 2012 BRB Mock Draft, The San Diego Chargers Select...


Keep On A-Mockin' Me, Baby. The Chargers enter a pick in the 2012 BRB Mock Draft

With The Seventeenth Pick In The 2012 BRB Mock Draft, The Cincinnati Bengals Select...


BRB Mock Draft 2012. The Cincinnati Bengals make the 18th Overall Pick, accompanied by Steely Dan references.

With The Sixteenth Pick Of The 2012 BRB Mock Draft, The New York Jets Select...


The BRB Mock Draft continues. Who will the Jets select?

With The Eleventh Pick In The 2012 BRB Mock Draft, The Kansas City Chiefs Select...


2012 BRB Mock Draft. The Kansas City Chiefs select...

With The Tenth Pick Of The 2012 BRB Mock Draft, The Buffalo Bills Select...


2012 BRB Mock Draft. With the 10th pick, the Bills select...

Past As Prologue: Wade Phillips, Year Two


What Hath Wade Wrought? A look at Wade Phillips' track record in year two.

Poorly Argued Positions Exposed: A Jaguars Fan Is Fisked


Gone Fiskin'. A BRB response to one Jags fan.

With The Fifth Pick Of The 2012 BRB Mock Draft, The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Select...


BRB Mock Draft, Pick 5. Tampa Bay surprises some people.

Free Agency Open Thread 5: Then Why Did I Have The Bowl, Bart? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL?!


The waiting game continues. Another open thread for discussing the non-happenings of free agency.

Free Agency Open Thread 4: A New Hope

Free Agency Open Thread 4. Nothing has changed, nothing is the same.

Free Agency Open Thread 3: Nope Springs Eternal

Free Agency Day 2 Open Thread. Maybe Wednesday will tell us things that Tuesday did not?

Free Agency Open Thread: EVERYONE IN THE POOL!

Free Agency Open Thread. Let's do this.

Pre-Free Agency Open Thread 3: Open Thread With A Vengeance


Pre-Free Agency Open Thread 3. Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?

Texans Cut Lawrence Vickers


Texans cut FB Lawrence Vickers. More THOR in yo' life!

Pre-Free Agency Open Thread II: Roster Move Boogaloo


Pre-Free Agency Open Thread 2. Rantings and ravings and whatnots about player moves and non-moves.

MOCKSTRAVAGANZA REDUX: A (Revised) Look At 18 Mock Drafts From Around The Internet


All WR, all the time. A look at who various pundits predict the Texans will draft in the first round of the 2012 NFL Draft.

Making Sense Of Dollars: A Salary Cap Primer Applied To Your Houston Texans


Trying to finally understand the salary cap. A look at the CBA and the Houston Texans.

Breaking: Texans and Arian Foster Reach 5-Year Deal (UPDATED: Worth $43,750,000.00 Total / $20,750,000.00 Guaranteed)


Foster inks 5-year deal. The Houston Texans agreed to a 5-year contract with RB Arian Foster.

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